After I Did That to Ranpo, His Colleagues Arrested Me on the Spot

Thanks for asking. I'm already on my way off this planet. I'm an ordinary, law-abiding rich woman. After my thirteenth boyfriend dumped me, I downed three bottles of baijiu and dragged a passerby back to my place. It was great, really. So good I nearly lost my head, and I couldn't find my pants either. I only started feeling a little cold when someone kicked the door in. Also, could you stop handcuffing me all the time? I'm a law-abiding taxpayer! I've just got a tiny bit of a pervy streak! Couple: A six-foot-two, perverted, gorgeous giantess x the frail and helpless Ranpo You could also put this pairing as: Me falling for your looks at first sight, and you falling in love with me in a day. 1. Mainly a silly first-person narrative. 2. The heroine is a high-energy fun-seeker who gets obsessively, obsessively, obsessively fixated on her target! Poor Ranpo is genuinely helpless. He's delicate and soft, you know. (Laughs.) 3. Written purely for love, with an out-of-character warning. Confidently tagged as feel-good fiction. 4. A tiny bit of dark stuff, no plot to speak of. Short story. It's a cliched piece. Ends within five chapters! Theme: I'm just horny.