[Serial article "It's a boy band and also a savior!" Welcome to take a look, the copy is at the bottom
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Qiao Huan's internship task in his senior year at the police academy was to work as an undercover agent in an entertainment company to obtain evidence of its parent company's tax evasion and exploitation of employees.
Externally, his identity is that of a salty fish trainee who eats and waits for death every day with no hope of debuting.
However... His roommate is even more normal than him.
No. 1 Carries weights for five kilometers every day and keeps fit in the wind and rain.
When No. 2 Heard the reveille, it was as if he had been injected with chicken blood. The quilt was folded squarer than a block of tofu.
No. 3 Types codes every day, and from time to time Alipay prompts "500,000 has been received."
——No one wants to be popular. Is this ridiculous?
It wasn't until they inexplicably debuted as a group that Qiao Xu discovered
——It turns out that their group is all undercover!
As undercover agents, they really don't want to get angry.
In crime-solving variety shows, they use their rich theoretical knowledge to point out loopholes in the program from all angles and popularize common sense about safe living.
Audience: Wow, I learned something.
In outdoor variety shows, they took the initiative to avoid the camera, took over all the dirty physical work, and also advocated the protection of wild animals and plants.
Audience: This group is so pure and unpretentious!
In music variety shows, they declined to sing marginally and improvised with the theme of family and country feelings.
Audience: You guys are so positive!
There are frequent chaos in the entertainment industry, but this boy band can't find any black spots no matter what. It is said that the members of the group are all in good health and will never collapse.
Principals: Thank you for your outstanding contributions to ideological and cultural undertakings. This is your delayed graduation certificate. Come on!
Members: I really don't want to be famous anymore [tired smile. Jpg]
*Mainly a fun story about the entertainment industry, supplemented by the four protagonists making mistakes. The investigation is a sub-line, not brain-burning, and not much space.
*Respect and pay tribute to all public officials. This article is just a light joke. Do not raise the level.
*All characters appearing in this article have no prototypes, and all departments that appear have no connection with reality.
*Main Qiao's perspective, not a group portrait
*The tone of the full text is light-hearted and comedic. Chapter 4 is also a bit debunked. Please read it. I wish you all a happy life.
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"It's a boy band and a savior!" A cool article about the sand sculpture entertainment circle
Qiao Xia, the youngest member of SyU, suddenly had his soul split. Every night, he would travel through time and turn into a slime, wriggling crazily in the end of the fantasy world.
And his brothers, who have a very good relationship with him and talk to each other every night, have been feeling very uncomfortable recently.
He gained a keen sense of perception through his identity as a slime in another world. After careful investigation, he discovered a huge outrageous incident——
All five of them lost their souls!
Captain Nuan Nan has become a talented... Demonic cultivator in the world of Xianxia.
Goal: The evil path ascends and saves the common people.
The singer of social fear became the mermaid commander on the starship.
Goal: Defend the enemy and save all races.
He was crazy about dancing and became a healing guide.
Objective: To appease the Sentinels and save humanity.
Robot Rap has become an ancient niche.
Goal: Go ashore for scientific research and save the nation.
The five people looked at each other:...
Brother, it turns out you are saving the world every night!
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Every world is going to be destroyed, but fortunately the five brothers share resources and have discussions.
The only tricky thing is that they, who were originally ordinary, suddenly became famous because of their experiences and skills in another life at night——
"I originally thought that the captain would take the gentle route, but why is he holding his sword like a flower?!"
"The lead singer has unlocked the treble again! Haoting!!"
"Cultural workers must be literate! The new rap lyrics are amazing!"
Five people scratched their heads.
The mess is getting more and more popular, how can I have the energy to save other worlds?
Oh.
This world is going to be destroyed too... That's okay.
#5 Brothers try to turn every stage or variety show into a popular science on survival skills in the apocalypse#
#As a result, I became even more popular because of the unique painting style#
#The number of outrageous boy groups in domestic entertainment +1#
Intention: Positive and optimistic life
