//Advance collection of "The National Team Men's Team Debuts!" ]Welcome to favorites~
——Copywriting of this article——
He Wei, a new singer who is heavily in debt, was kindly invited to join a "retirement boy band" as the lead singer.
All members of this group are not normal.
Wu Dan practices his sword hard every day, with nothing in mind;
Rap is holding a volume of Buddhist scriptures and rapping, with a face of compassion for Buddha;
When doing stunts, he roared and slashed at the air.
Lead singer He Wei: "... I suddenly felt a little confused about my position."
The main dance captain said coldly: "Just exercise."
He Wei:?
It wasn't until their agent arranged their first live variety show for them that the excited He Wei entered the haunted house and realized that he had been deceived.
——Their group turned out to be all members and exorcists!
And he was arrested for business performance because of his unique physique that he never encountered in a thousand years! ! !
He Wei looked at the horrific scene and asked tremblingly: "Am I going to die?"
Zhu Wu, who had a cold face, chopped the monster with a sword and blocked the blood all over his body. He stood in front of him and said calmly: "I will protect you."
Rap Dan, who was illuminated by the Buddha's light, suddenly had a change in his expression, and he quickly recited a mantra to appease him: "Don't be afraid, I'm here."
The stuntman who punched one after another angrily spit out fire and cursed: "How dare you touch the person I'm covering!"
He Wei: "..."
Thank you for the invitation. I will exercise with the captain every day from now on.
The barrage spread all over the place, and I went crazy!
——Because of the arrival of He Wei, the performance of the retirement boy group, which was originally just about paddling, suddenly soared. Not only did it firmly rank first in the global exorcism list, it also became famous and became popular outside the industry.
*
One night, Ye Yintang told He Wei a ghost story to strengthen his courage.
He suddenly got stuck when talking about an extremely powerful exorcist who defeated evil spirits, but He Wei continued the story naturally.
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Ye Yintang became confused: "How did you know?"
He Wei (naive): "I saw my grandfather do this when I was a kid."
Ye Yintang was silent for a moment and counted He Wei's seniority.
No, you can't tell him, otherwise you will be "deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors".
1V1 intra-team love + will not lie to fans
The group's favorite, the qualified lead singer Shou, who is obsessed with ghosts and gods, is attacked by the lead dancer of a family with a dark face and an iceberg face.
*Start the variety show part from the Tomb Scene Miaomiao House
*Protagonist upgrade flow, the upgrade is quite fast... Right?
*It shouldn't be… not too scary, right? After all, the author is also afraid of insomnia QAQ
*Part of the metaphysics was compiled by this idiot, please do not take it seriously.
——Advance payment will be opened immediately——
"The national men's team has made its debut!"
Copywriting
Qiao Huan's internship task in his senior year at the police academy was to work as an undercover agent in an entertainment company to obtain evidence of its parent company's tax evasion, exploitation of employees, and collusion with foreign forces.
Externally, his identity is that of a salty fish trainee who eats and waits for death every day with no hope of debuting.
However... His roommate is even more normal than him.
No. 1 Carries weights for five kilometers every day and keeps fit in the wind and rain.
When No. 2 Heard the reveille, it was as if he had been injected with chicken blood. The quilt was folded squarer than a block of tofu.
No. 3 Types codes every day, and from time to time Alipay prompts "500,000 has been received."
——No one wants to be popular. Is this ridiculous?
It wasn't until they inexplicably debuted as a group that Qiao Xu discovered
——It turns out that their group is all undercover!
Principal: Isn't it a coincidence? Military schools, armed police schools and national defense technology schools also send students to this company for internships.
Garbage Company: Laughing, am I worthy? I will go bankrupt immediately.
As undercover agents, they really don't want to get angry.
In crime-solving variety shows, they use their rich theoretical knowledge to point out loopholes in the program from all angles and popularize common sense about safe living.
Audience: Wow, I learned something.
In outdoor variety shows, they took the initiative to avoid the camera, took over all the dirty physical work, and also advocated the protection of wild animals and plants.
Audience: This group is so pure and unpretentious!
On the music variety show, they declined to sing marginally and improvised on the theme of "National Anti-Fraud App".
Audience: You guys are so positive!
There are frequent chaos in the entertainment industry, but this boy band can't find any black spots no matter what. It is said that the members of the group are all in good health and will never collapse.
Principals: Thank you for your outstanding contributions to ideological and cultural undertakings. This is your delayed graduation certificate. Come on!
Members: I really don't want to be famous anymore [tired smile. Jpg]
Intention: Positive and optimistic life
Reader comments
Oops "Kicked in the shoulder" It's a very cute scene when you think about it
Are the settings inconsistent? The life lines on the left and right palms were of different lengths, so He's father kept running to solve this problem. There was also a cradle to recognize each other, and then his parents asked him in a dream that Didi came out? The ending of each story is very hasty, and the writing is really mediocre
Their relationship is also a bit inexplicable. I always feel that something is wrong.
In my opinion, the emotional line is not a big problem and has nothing to do with the fantasy. The setting of the dungeon is not a big problem. Even the setting of the villain is better than that of the protagonist. The main problem lies in the protagonist's life experience. The main text is finished now, but this article is like digging a hundred thousand big holes and leaving them unfilled. I'm confused. This isn't a problem with the world line. It's the kind of problem that makes people feel that your settings are inconsistent. The plot is like pressing fast forward. This can no longer be filled in extra chapters. It's okay to add settings in extra chapters, but some things really can't be put in extra chapters because they will According to normal understanding, the main text should be a complete story. On your side... I don't know how to put it, especially the copywriting feels like a copywriting scam... Alas... Actually, to put it bluntly, the problem mainly lies with the grandfather and father. The protagonist has not seen his father for twenty years. When I saw my dad in my dream, I recognized him at a glance. He just cried. I didn't ask where you were before. I even said I was going to find my dad. I didn't even ask him a word of concern. I just fast-forwarded to the topic. Although time is precious... But if you have time to cry, can you not be interspersed with crying? Also, I remembered correctly that when my parents went to Jiuyou, they initially said they wanted to change their son's life, and then they said they were fighting monsters with the Celestial Master Association to kill him... Finally, in which chapter did Achen's uncle first appear? (That doctor doesn't seem to be the one)…I remember correctly that Achen is an orphan.
I accidentally finished reading it again. I forgot what I was watching last time. It felt so far away. Therefore, you should still do more things you like while you are young. Don't seek peace and contentment. As long as you can't help but smile when you recall it, express your feelings towards your younger self, and don't regret too much. That's it, nothing more.
Hehe~ It would be great if I could translate a large article some time. Hey, forget it. If you have that kind of skills, you are too old to spend time on translation. It's not worth it. After all, it's very rare to want to do something. Or should I say, at that time I should be writing or doing something in another field. There is no fight against heaven or earth, but there are always one or two things that I want to do. Life is not like a novel, there are not so many gods and coincidences, but you can have that mentality. So I like the ordinary inside the most, and it feels like everyone is real. A person can make two different or even completely opposite choices, but if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem so inconsistent, and you quickly accepted it. How bad you feel when you are irritable, how happy you are when you are happy.
I talked a lot but didn't know what to say, so I just said whatever came to my mind. It's actually very complicated, but it seems simple, that's how I feel about this article. It's like if you show me an apple, I know there is a tree behind it, especially if the apple is peeled. Hmm! Very delicious∩_∩
If you like pears, can you try growing one yourself? There are thousands of ways to do it, what if you choose one to do it... And accidentally achieve it?
Quicksand between fingers, stars between eyes. Although you can't catch anything in the end, you can "see" everything. The universe is so small, but it is also so big. It's great to know you. It's great to know you. So, please don't be sad when someone scolds you. Just smile. Being happy is the most important thing.
In my eyes, you are good, just like you see me.
Really, it's so disgusting. If you eat it raw, you won't be afraid of parasites.
... Why did he suddenly become a hedgehog?
This is the first time I saw such a short book in Jinjiang. The writing is very good.
"Developing a boy band" is a big bug for the author~
The fight scenes are beautiful, but a bit baffling and incoherent.
Congratulations on the completion~Looking forward to the next book [Love Eyes][Love Eyes]
It feels like the back part is too rushed and a bit rough.
I'm even more confused here... Didn't He Wei, as a child, not know what his family was doing? Don't you even know what his grandfather does?
"Shenmeizai" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Aesthetics online
I feel like there are some holes that haven't been filled, such as Weiwei's identity.
It was recommended to read by someone. I want to read the part about the inferiority at the end of the copy.
Now that I have read this, I have read more than half of it, and I feel that the author's writing is a bit inconsistent and illogical.
Earlier, it was said that He Wei's father was wandering around the capital in search of a way to extend He Wei's life. He Wei also said that he had never met his parents, but then suddenly his parents gave him a dream. He seemed to be familiar with his parents, very familiar, but shouldn't he not know them?
Moreover, in the description of Bo Chen, it was said that Xiao Huan hurt his younger brother. He has a twin brother. The story he told in the first variety show should be his own. Then it is said here that he is from this orphanage, has no younger brother, and does not have a split personality, and he has lost the memory of before he was ten years old. So what is going on with his younger brother? I don't know if the author's next dozen or so pictures have filled this hole.
After reading so much, I feel that the author's overall writing style is still a little immature, and the coherence between the front and back is still a bit poor. Especially the dream-telling thing feels so unexpected... It's a rational discussion, without criticism.
Is there any extra? Is the author great? Write more about the daily lives of Little Leaf and Little Hedgehog!
Finished scattering flowers [Fireworks] I fell into a good night, do you still write it?
Oops "Kicked in the shoulder" It's a very cute scene when you think about it
Are the settings inconsistent? The life lines on the left and right palms were of different lengths, so He's father kept running to solve this problem. There was also a cradle to recognize each other, and then his parents asked him in a dream that Didi came out? The ending of each story is very hasty, and the writing is really mediocre
Their relationship is also a bit inexplicable. I always feel that something is wrong.
In my opinion, the emotional line is not a big problem and has nothing to do with the fantasy. The setting of the dungeon is not a big problem. Even the setting of the villain is better than that of the protagonist. The main problem lies in the protagonist's life experience. The main text is finished now, but this article is like digging a hundred thousand big holes and leaving them unfilled. I'm confused. This isn't a problem with the world line. It's the kind of problem that makes people feel that your settings are inconsistent. The plot is like pressing fast forward. This can no longer be filled in extra chapters. It's okay to add settings in extra chapters, but some things really can't be put in extra chapters because they will According to normal understanding, the main text should be a complete story. On your side... I don't know how to put it, especially the copywriting feels like a copywriting scam... Alas... Actually, to put it bluntly, the problem mainly lies with the grandfather and father. The protagonist has not seen his father for twenty years. When I saw my dad in my dream, I recognized him at a glance. He just cried. I didn't ask where you were before. I even said I was going to find my dad. I didn't even ask him a word of concern. I just fast-forwarded to the topic. Although time is precious... But if you have time to cry, can you not be interspersed with crying? Also, I remembered correctly that when my parents went to Jiuyou, they initially said they wanted to change their son's life, and then they said they were fighting monsters with the Celestial Master Association to kill him... Finally, in which chapter did Achen's uncle first appear? (That doctor doesn't seem to be the one)…I remember correctly that Achen is an orphan.
I accidentally finished reading it again. I forgot what I was watching last time. It felt so far away. Therefore, you should still do more things you like while you are young. Don't seek peace and contentment. As long as you can't help but smile when you recall it, express your feelings towards your younger self, and don't regret too much. That's it, nothing more. Hehe~ It would be great if I could translate a large article some time. Hey, forget it. If you have that kind of skills, you are too old to spend time on translation. It's not worth it. After all, it's very rare to want to do something. Or should I say, at that time I should be writing or doing something in another field. There is no fight against heaven or earth, but there are always one or two things that I want to do. Life is not like a novel, there are not so many gods and coincidences, but you can have that mentality. So I like the ordinary inside the most, and it feels like everyone is real. A person can make two different or even completely opposite choices, but if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem so inconsistent, and you quickly accepted it. How bad you feel when you are irritable, how happy you are when you are happy. I talked a lot but didn't know what to say, so I just said whatever came to my mind. It's actually very complicated, but it seems simple, that's how I feel about this article. It's like if you show me an apple, I know there is a tree behind it, especially if the apple is peeled. Hmm! Very delicious∩_∩ If you like pears, can you try growing one yourself? There are thousands of ways to do it, what if you choose one to do it... And accidentally achieve it? Quicksand between fingers, stars between eyes. Although you can't catch anything in the end, you can "see" everything. The universe is so small, but it is also so big. It's great to know you. It's great to know you. So, please don't be sad when someone scolds you. Just smile. Being happy is the most important thing. In my eyes, you are good, just like you see me.
Really, it's so disgusting. If you eat it raw, you won't be afraid of parasites.
... Why did he suddenly become a hedgehog?
This is the first time I saw such a short book in Jinjiang. The writing is very good.
"Developing a boy band" is a big bug for the author~
The fight scenes are beautiful, but a bit baffling and incoherent.
Congratulations on the completion~Looking forward to the next book [Love Eyes][Love Eyes]
It feels like the back part is too rushed and a bit rough.
I'm even more confused here... Didn't He Wei, as a child, not know what his family was doing? Don't you even know what his grandfather does?
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"Shenmeizai" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Aesthetics online
I feel like there are some holes that haven't been filled, such as Weiwei's identity.
It was recommended to read by someone. I want to read the part about the inferiority at the end of the copy.
Now that I have read this, I have read more than half of it, and I feel that the author's writing is a bit inconsistent and illogical. Earlier, it was said that He Wei's father was wandering around the capital in search of a way to extend He Wei's life. He Wei also said that he had never met his parents, but then suddenly his parents gave him a dream. He seemed to be familiar with his parents, very familiar, but shouldn't he not know them? Moreover, in the description of Bo Chen, it was said that Xiao Huan hurt his younger brother. He has a twin brother. The story he told in the first variety show should be his own. Then it is said here that he is from this orphanage, has no younger brother, and does not have a split personality, and he has lost the memory of before he was ten years old. So what is going on with his younger brother? I don't know if the author's next dozen or so pictures have filled this hole. After reading so much, I feel that the author's overall writing style is still a little immature, and the coherence between the front and back is still a bit poor. Especially the dream-telling thing feels so unexpected... It's a rational discussion, without criticism.
Is there any extra? Is the author great? Write more about the daily lives of Little Leaf and Little Hedgehog!
Finished scattering flowers [Fireworks] I fell into a good night, do you still write it?