(My next upcoming novel, "Inheriting Billions in Debt from the Start," is open for collection. Please add it!)
Ning Sisi hated love-addled women most of all. One night, she was so enraged by the love-addled heroine in a novel that she couldn't sleep.
Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes again, she would become that heroine?
Faced with the male lead's heartfelt confession, she nearly threw up. Then she promptly flipped him over her shoulder.
"Step one after transmigrating into a book: kill off the lovestruck brain and feed it to the dogs!"
[Beep beep beep, ]
But then the original novel's System suddenly came back to life and issued a warning: [The heroine's behavior is abnormal. One-minute electric shock warning!]
Ning Sisi's last thought before passing out was: "???"
Because of the rules set by the book, the heroine couldn't break character.
But when she went on another date with the male lead...
Ning Sisi put on so much makeup she looked like a ghost, forcing all the sweet nothings he had prepared to die in his throat.
And when she could no longer resist giving in to him "demurely"...
"A Xu, you're so good to me... Not a chance!"
"I'll do whatever you say... If you take that seriously, you're dead!"
As a result, everyone in Beijing's upper circles knew that the Ning family's newly found biological daughter had a split personality and was an idiot.
The fake heiress smiled in her sleep, completely unworried that Ning Sisi might take her place and marry into the top-tier Fu family.
But the very next day, the Fu family's young master came to visit in person and plopped himself down on the sofa.
"Where's Sisi? I'll never marry anyone but her!"
Entertainment Industry Version:
To stop her love-addled brain from constantly wanting to go on dates with the male lead in the book, Ning Sisi decided to work in show business and keep it too busy to think.
But she overlooked her own talent for attracting admirers.
On a laid-back variety show,
a handsome young idol with a puppy-dog charm flirted with her and sent her meaningful glances.
Ning Sisi: "I'm not doing a fake couple act, and I'm not getting tied to anyone. I'm the prettiest woman in the world!"
Please don't forget that the love-addled brain is devoted and faithful, thank you.
The idol's fans hadn't even finished swearing at her before their anger fizzled out.
On a food variety show,
a famous actor helped her with her work and fawned over her.
Ning Sisi: "Even if my relationship is as lonely as being widowed, I have a boyfriend. You've got no chance, thanks."
The actor's fans breathed a sigh of relief, though they still felt a little unconvinced.
In the end, all the male entertainers who tried, openly or otherwise, to get together with her became her good buddies.
Every time she appeared on a variety show, a group of people fought over who would help her with the work.
Netizens: [...]
The vibe is a little off, but I love this show!
But then...
Someone released a video of her pestering the male lead from the book.
The hashtag #NingSisiLoveAddledBrain shot to the top of Weibo's trending list.
Netizens immediately started attacking her.
Her fans waited to see what would happen.
Fu Shijing was the first to lose patience. He glared at the camera and said, "Open your eyes and look carefully. I'm her one and only legitimate boyfriend!"
Fans: [The young master of the Fu family, who's always the first to jump in and help, both on and off camera??]
* Clear-headed biological heiress vs. genuinely love-addled young master
* Every detail serves the story. The setting is fictional, so please don't scrutinize it.
* Both leads are sexually inexperienced. Happy ending. Three-year age gap, with the woman older. A sweet romance about two childish people growing up together.
* Whether it's early or late, there's always hope if you come to your senses in time!
* The entertainment industry storyline mainly revolves around variety shows. Please don't read if that's not your thing.
* [Blurb written on 2023/08/11]
Upcoming novel, "Inheriting Billions in Debt from the Start":
Chu Qing finally transmigrated into a novel as a rich heiress...
But when she looked at the bank's demand for payment in front of her, she was dumbfounded.
She'd heard she would inherit a fortune worth billions. Was it actually billions in debt?
The day before she transmigrated into the book, the Chu family had gone bankrupt overnight.
Her father, Chu, was sent to prison. Her mother was hospitalized after losing her mind, and her older brother, Chu Yichen, had disappeared without a trace.
Then the bank came looking for her with the bills.
Chu Qing packed up and fled in the middle of the night... to work in show business and make money. But she was already hated by the whole internet from the start!
Netizens: [Get lost, daughter of a convict!]
Haters: [Her dad was involved in fraud and human trafficking. How could she be any good?]
Being infamous was still being famous, and more directors than she expected dared to hire her.
On a laid-back variety show,
Chu Qing worked with her head down so she could stuff herself before leaving and skip dinner that night. The task was to plow three and a half mu of land, but she even finished the fields belonging to the neighboring villager, then devoured three bowls of rice at his house.
Netizens: [Was Chu Qing born hungry?]
Haters: [Her family must still have tons of savings. Why is she pretending to be poor?]
On a dating variety show,
while the other male and female guests enjoyed romantic moments together, Chu Qing watched the drama from the front row and started a side business on the spot: "Beer, drinks, mineral water! Tasty sunflower seeds and chips, too! Scan the code to order if you want some, folks!"
The guests: "???"
Netizens: [Is she so broke she's lost her mind?!]
Haters: [It's an act! It's all an act!!]
The truth was, Chu Qing really was poor.
Other celebrities were photographed wearing designer brands, while she set up a stall at the night market: grilled cold noodles today, fried yogurt tomorrow.
Netizens and haters alike were at a loss for words: [...]
From then on, Chu Qing's reputation slowly began to improve.
But no one noticed that the head of the Gu family was helping her fry yogurt at her stall. Every time she packed up to go home, he would sigh and say, "Baby, the whole Gu family fortune is yours. Can we please stop running this stall?"
Reader's Guide:
* [A real heiress so poor she can't afford a meal vs. a wealthy family head who's tired of gourmet food]
* Both leads are sexually inexperienced. Happy ending. Seven-year age gap. A light, sweet romance.
* The theme is making money and paying off debt!
* Romance and career storylines get equal attention. The setting is fictional, so please don't scrutinize it.
* Many details are made up. Just enjoy the story, don't take it too seriously.
* The entertainment industry storyline mainly revolves around variety shows. Please move on if that's not your thing.
* The first variety show might not be a laid-back one.
Theme: Rediscover yourself.
The end came suddenly
I like it, I like it, I love it, I can't wait to show it off in one go. I really like Sisi's attitude towards life, her rationality, and A Jing's youthful spirit. The eighteen-year-old boy is generous, fast-moving, and hits the ball straight! Yeah yeah yeah, I like it
It's not easy for Sisi to be forced to do the task, but her whole person is so bright
Happy happy bobo bobo~
Why is it Chen Xudong and Han Xudong again? Is it a typo? ()
"Give" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
I want to get rid of Han quickly
The next copy of the advance copy of "The True Daughter Becomes Popular in the Entertainment Circle by Eating and Broadcasting": Tong Yuman was born in a remote mountain village in the Liang Dynasty. Her family was too poor to open the pot and couldn't finish the first meal. She was so weak from hunger that she fell into the river and drowned. When she opened her eyes again, she was lying in the Tong family's villa, becoming the newly found real daughter. After Tong Yuman adapted to modern life—— "You can eat salt as much as you want?!" "You can eat as much sugar as you want?!" "White noodles... Can you open your belly and eat them to your heart's content?!" Therefore, the fake daughter studies hard to get a higher degree. She sneaked out of the villa and ate a bowl of spicy rice noodles with meat buns on the roadside. The fake daughter works hard to practice musical instruments to create a talented woman's image. She took the pocket money she just got and went to the burger restaurant in the mall to eat a family photo set. The fake daughter has already become famous in the entertainment industry after two years of debut. She had a hearty meal at a snail noodle shop, and happened to be seen by the brand founder... When she learned that by endorsing snail noodles, she could eat them for free for life, Tong Yuman immediately nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "I can, I can!" Since then, she has entered the entertainment industry. Slow life variety show: The villagers made steamed buns filled with soybean paste, and she wanted to take them away after eating them. Chinese food variety show: There is no need to worry about wasting the leftover ingredients from the guest's cooking, as she takes care of it all by herself. Love variety show: Someone asked her to cook, and she showed off two bowls of rice with the spicy shrimp cooked by the male guest. Finally, when I found out that I was the female supporting character in a book and was destined to be trampled under the feet of the fake rich heroine—— Tong Yuman, who was eating a rose-shaped cake, was stunned: "What book is it? Can you eat it?" The second-generation ancestor on the side gritted his teeth and reached out to scoop the person into his arms: "It's not as delicious as you!" Eat, eat, eat, just know how to eat. When can she look at him?! *All settings are for plot purposes and should not be taken too seriously. *Thrifty and thrifty vs. The second generation ancestor who is extravagant *Double C, HE, and Manman come from ancient times and will be more conservative. *Tong Yuman: Cherishing food starts with me. *The content in the entertainment industry is mainly variety shows, so if you don't like it, please avoid it.