I Raised Three Villainous Little Brats

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Song Wuxi of the Qingluan Sect was as beautiful as peach blossoms and plum flowers. Every gesture of hers was like a willow swaying and flowers smiling in the spring breeze. As famous for her beauty as she was for her sharp tongue and utter nonsense.

While everyone else secretly lamented how such a lovely person could have a mouth like that, a celestial lord on a mountain beyond theirs had already set his sights on claiming her by force.

They were about to act out the classic, tacky scene: he pursued, she fled, and she couldn't escape even if she grew wings.

Who could have guessed that after one night, the celestial lord would stare stupidly at his steadily growing belly?

Half of Song Wuxi's bloodline came from the Lushu. To avoid causing a death, and to keep herself from getting arrested by the immortal sect's law enforcers,

she had to constantly suppress the discomfort brought on by her nature. Even when she went out drinking, all she dared do was touch the male attendants' hands.

Who knew what was wrong with that celestial lord on the mountain? Every day, he either flirted with her while showing off his legs and arms, or served her soup and drinks with special ingredients added.

Gu Xiwei, who had watched the whole melodramatic farce unfold, saw yet another unlucky soul who had failed in the path of cultivation. She hadn't even had time to offer a few words of comfort when

she suddenly remembered that she had transmigrated into a danmei novel, and the pregnant man was, possibly, possibly...

the protagonist gong himself.

Damn it!!!

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When Song Wuxi saw two scrawny little brats who looked exactly like her show up at her door with her personal jade pendant, she knew her good days were over.

But she'd never raised kids before and figured it was probably like raising chickens: toss them some rice and they'd survive.

But someone tell her! Why were the two brats' true forms snakes that loved flipping over to sunbathe? And why did they keep an eye on her even when she went out drinking?

But who was the children's father?

She didn't remember ever getting involved with the snake tribe.

An unreliable mom x two brats forced to grow up

[Cover image from the lovely artist BS]

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