The Strange Neighbors Next Door

I'm starting to panic.

My neighbor on the right is a pink-haired guy with antenna-like hair. His house gets blown to pieces every day, then instantly puts itself back together.

My neighbor on the left is a white-haired guy who wears a blindfold. He can teleport people, and nobody can touch him.

My neighbor behind me is an orange-haired guy in a hat. He can make Newton roll over in his grave a thousand times.

Yesterday, they agreed to fight tomorrow, and asked me to witness it.

It started because the white-haired kitty made fun of the orange-haired kitty's height.

I'm in a complete panic right now, trying to shove the black-haired beauty who just climbed out of the TV back inside.

She reaches out and digs her black nails into my neck.

"Come into the well with me."

The main story is told in third person. Everyday cuddles, silly comedy, and a sweet romance.

A cat-petting expert versus all kinds of kitties.

The heroine has a golden finger: purification powers. She's sweet on the outside but dark inside, and loves making snarky comments.

My own take on the characters; out of character.

★★★

New novel: Sports Boys: dokidoki Romance Conquest

You transmigrate into the game Sports Boys: dokidoki Romance Conquest, which you worked so hard to complete with happy endings on every route. You think this is the beginning of a turning point in your life.

Who would have thought that things would take a turn, but it would just be the start of your day job?

Because you completed every route using a different character persona, you now have to play several different personas every day and follow their storylines. You work from morning until night without a moment's rest. Even a 996 schedule would be ten thousand times easier.

In the morning, you're the genius upperclassman in the Karasuno volleyball club who disguises herself as a boy. But an injury keeps you from moving, so all you can do is coach your juniors.

You need to cram like crazy to learn about volleyball.

At noon, you're the wealthy financial consultant at Rikkai, richer than the Atobe Foundation, a haughty and elegant young lady who even interferes with their practice.

You need to frantically play minigames to earn coins and exchange them for money.

In the afternoon, you're an ordinary manager at Teiko Middle School, and your presence needs to be even weaker than Kuroko's.

But you have to keep picking up balls and handing out water.

At night, you're a cleaning girl at Blue Lock, and you also fry steaks.

You have to make steaks that satisfy them.

Every day, you diligently play your roles and follow the conquest routes, stretching each minute into ten. You're so tired you could sleep for decades.

You think your personas are flawless.

But the hard-won mind-reading golden finger gets loaded onto your conquest targets instead.

The betrayal that was there from the start makes your personas completely out of character, and you lose.

At last, you complete the game and return to reality.

Then one day, a friend drags you to watch a world championship. Before it even starts, someone grabs you by the collar and smiles dangerously.

"Miyuki, I've caught you..."

You: ???

Theme: Make every day a little sweeter.