[Reborn!] Call Me the Greatest Tragedy Magnet in History

You didn't even write the second part!

A long time later, when the golden retriever pulled on the tie and wanted to do something, the young master said to me: "? Do men in this world habitually pull on their own ties when they want to do something?" Then, I decisively beat the dog away with a conductive metal rod. Well, actually, I recommend this sentence the most (turning head) You men, please stop using your tie as a sex switch, okay? This makes me, a tie-controller, so embarrassed... (Hiding face) Although what I like is the ending where Verdi and Romeo are together... But as expected, the Mahjong version is the final outcome... (Looking at the sky) After all, these three are almost all ambiguous but not full. Of course Uncle Wei is still the best XDDD I almost cried in the chapter where Uncle Wei was strangled to death by Romeo's own hands. Let the person who likes you kill yourself with your own hands, Who is it more cruel to? But I would still do it if it were me. To let that person remember me forever. Emperor Will, you are both gentle and cruel. The face reflected in your pupils, Who is it? Then there's Dino-kun. Recently, the more I look at DS's pictures, the more I look at them, and something seems wrong. Then I unexpectedly discovered that I couldn't bear to have S' mother around a man other than X's father (face covering) Strange, why didn't I know I had such a deep obsession with XS... (Looking at the sky) While reading this article, I watched Squalo blossom, (-wife-tuning-teaching-story-beautiful) It feels so good to watch Romeo and Dino tragedy for each other. A certain netizen is right, there is a beautiful misunderstanding between these two. I was really touched when Dino-kun was poked three times and said with tears that it didn't hurt... But when I saw that he actually threw away the photos collected by Uncle Wei, I hid my face. It was at this moment that my heart completely turned towards Uncle Wei (looking at the sky) Finally, grow pineapples. ... But I have forgotten how I felt about pineapples. All I can think about now is that overcooked tongue. (Silent) Well, I still have some feelings. The most impressive moment was when Romeo was about to throw him back and transform him into a six-path skeleton. Xiao Hai said with a crying voice that actually you just want to abandon me. Your bad silver tone is really cute (Hey, hey) So these three attackers actually all have their cute spots that hit me. But my favorite... Is Romeo (eh) The teenage version of Romeona's narcissistic daffodil personality really makes me want to beat him to death, But as I watched him slowly until he became an adult... He suddenly became more pleasing to the eye. Now that I think about it, I would have hated him so much when I was a teenager. Maybe it's just because he has the youthful frivolity that my sister and I have lost. So Romeo, let him be the one who attacks the enemy. You always deserve the best (laughs) I really hope I can

Since I have finished everything, I will finish the remaining chapter = U = By the way, Uncle Wei arrived at the hotel in five minutes, and a group of people headed by Comrade Pineapple had already jumped in bravely. Without saying a word, the great Comrade Pineapple carried out the spirit of the bandit. He took the Poseidon three-fork and stuck it on the boss's neck. He bared his teeth so fiercely that the boss's legs were weak with fear. He trembled and delivered Comrade Romeo. At this time, Uncle Wei was troubled by the fact that the old woman selling sex in the parking lot refused to park the plane. Comrade Romeo was sleeping on the sofa, which was a great pleasure. Although he dreamed of eating jelly, the jelly finally couldn't bear the young master and his handsomeness melted away, but he also dreamed of a bunch of beautiful girls surrounding him. So he grinned stupidly, not knowing that the pineapple was approaching. Forget about approaching, the main problem is that Uncle Wei in the parking lot below has a problem. Although the old woman who sold the penis finally reluctantly agreed to ship it by plane, it was actually twice as expensive as a car. Uncle Wei's theory that "cars and airplanes will be the same in the future" did not have much impact on the illiterate old woman, so she reached out to Uncle Wei to ask for the money. Uncle Wei came out in such a hurry that he didn't even bring his wallet with him. He was so anxious that he pressed a button in the plane, and the plane turned into a tank. The old woman couldn't build it. When she saw that she had no money to make and her life was in danger, she ran out screaming. Uncle Wei felt awkward and resentful, and fired a few shells at him to stop the fire. Unexpectedly, as wise as Uncle Wei, he also forgot that he was underground, which immediately caused a partial collapse of the foundation, which also caused a huge collision between the foreheads of Romeo and Pineapple who were staying on top. Everyone knows that when one domino falls, a bunch of dominoes will fall in succession. This five-star hotel has obviously become the winner. The underground veins have collapsed, and the buildings behind it have collapsed. Who is Comrade Pineapple in the hotel? He directly hugged the young master with a gorgeous princess and avoided this disaster. Uncle Wei in the underground was not much better. Although he didn't die, he was still in trouble. The first thing he said when he came out with a disgraced face was: "Where is that boy Romeo?!" On top of your head = =. Excerpts from the day's news: "Welcome to the news broadcast. I am reporter ×××. An inexplicable earthquake of magnitude ×× occurred today, which caused the collapse of some ground buildings. I am now at the scene. Miraculously, there were not many injured people, not even one dead person. Some experts suspected that it was a gunpowder bombing incident planned by terrorists. During the police investigation and research, After investigation, it was found that the earthquake originated from the underground parking lot of the ××× five-star hotel, and gunpowder reactions were found here. Some witnesses claimed that when she was collecting sex fees in accordance with the law, a terrorist used advanced technological weapons to cause the collapse. ×× Politicians pointed out that this was a manifestation of the Japanese government's poor performance..." Do you see, this is the strength of the young master. He can turn Japan upside down without having to transform into Luo Miqiu or fight with a single soldier. Ahem, cough, cough, anyway, at this time, Pineapple was happily holding the young master and running down the street. Please ignore passers-by: "Huh? It's this man again! Sure enough, he's filming a movie" "There are so many idiots recently" or "Ouch, oh, oh, oh, in broad daylight, in full view of everyone, I caught a cold. "It's really unsightly to look at" is a look from passers-by who doesn't know how to complain correctly. If you want to complain, please stand in the corridor of ONE PIECE College and do so. Thank you! Running, running, running, finally running back to his own territory, Obsidian is as wonderful as ever. Comrade Pineapple hugged the young master contentedly and was enjoying a rare moment of tenderness when the young master woke up. After he opened his eyes and saw Comrade Pineapple, his first reaction was: "Ah hahaha, so I'm not awake yet, so let's go back to sleep." His second reaction was to flutter, ah, flutter. TNND was held down in the middle of the flutter. Romeo became angry. When he was angry, he transformed into Romeo, and when he turned into Romeo, he discharged electricity. The young master was discharging electricity while shouting: "TNND is a dead pineapple. You come here to harass you even in your dreams. Let's see if I can't kill you with my electric shock." After the young master finally realized that this was not a dream, the young master's three reactions GAME came again. Step one, laugh. Step 2: Move your steps quietly and keep smiling. Step 3: After reaching a certain distance, run wildly. Be careful, don't look back! It will scare people to death! (According to the comic description, when you look back, what you see must be the enlarged face of the person you least want to see = =) Following these three classic steps, the young master actually succeeded in getting rid of Comrade Pineapple. And Comrade Pineapple continued to start his stealth tracking game. It's a pity that the young master is a loser. He ran a few steps and met the baby version of Uncle Wei. So Ahaha laughed a few times and started running wildly again. What was very embarrassing was that when Uncle Wei and the invisible pineapple were about to speed up the motor, they bumped into each other and were knocked over. While running, Comrade Romeo accidentally ran back to the ruins of the five-star hotel, and found the loyal dog-like Comrade Dino calling his name: "Romeo! Romeo! Where are you?! Come out quickly ~ don't scare me!" Hearing that tone, he was about to cry. The young master was not in the mood to pay attention to him because Uncle Wei (and Pineapple) were behind him, so he just called Dino. Unexpectedly, such a shout was not good. Dino turned to look at the young master, his eyes immediately filled with tears. He screamed and was about to get confused, but he was killed by a... Very familiar Sanjian Fork. The young master turned his head and glanced behind him in disbelief. Unexpectedly, the depressed pineapple appeared again, seemingly resentful of Comrade Dino. As soon as Dino was attacked, his subordinates who were hiding nearby to watch the show gathered together, and Dino immediately fought on par with Pineapple. Uncle Wei originally thought this was an opportunity to catch up with little Romeo, but he didn't expect that there would be stray bullets in the battle between masters, so he was forced to join the battle. When they finished the fight, they discovered that one of Romeo's subordinates was holding a weapon blueprint in his hand, and Comrade Romeo had gone somewhere. [Italy, Sicily] Wearing sunglasses and basking in the sun on the beach, a young man with blue veins on his head rejected the man who came to chat with him for no reason, muttering that I am not a woman. Suddenly, he laughed as if he thought of something good. "Those three idiots are probably still fighting! Ah~ah, Italy is indeed the best~" No, it's the young master who is the strongest = v =.

Uncle Chou's Wenwen is so loving! ~~~~I downloaded them all~~~=w=~heeheehee~

Romeo is not human in the first place. He was created Not born If you were still a normal person Then normal people are ghosts...

In fact, before looking at it, I couldn't tell the difference between Romeo and 10+ Blue Wave~

After reading this article, I fell in love with Romeo. . . . . Although his appearances are relatively few, he is still so loving

There is love However It's over like this~~~Cry first When will the wind open up I love the wind so much~!

Uncle~ To be honest, my admiration is like a violent storm. . . . I can't be calm~~ Naizhen is not something that can be described as awesome~~Although I sneaked here from the first chapter~ Tai Nai has to believe that I really admire Nai~ Your love for Luo Miqiu is really surging~

Chou Shunai's novel has been published in a magazine! ! !