When the Industry's Harbinger of Doom Transmigrated into the Cultivation World

Yang Mingwu has the "industry jinx" constitution. Whatever she does goes bust. After she drove yet another company into bankruptcy, she transmigrated into the world of cultivation. The original owner had the same name as her and had just been sent to the demon realm as a spy. The world-destroying demon lord was infamous and terrifying, but the entire cultivation world was no match for him. Yang Mingwu: "Is that all?" With her constitution, it wouldn't take long for the demon realm to go under. Thanks to her efforts, A month later, the demon realm's Hehuan Sect sealed away their bodies and emotions, focused on their careers, and two people ascended in three days. Two months later, the ghost market had become a whole street of night markets, with snacks famous across the three realms. Three months later, the goddess of the immortal realm died for love; the aloof Immortal Venerable eloped with a frog spirit; an obsessive grandmaster wanted to destroy all life for love... The immortal realm was having a blast. Yang Mingwu: "Whatever. If you're going to destroy the world, hurry up and do it." * During her months undercover in the demon realm, Yang Mingwu was most pleased to have a devoted sidekick. The sidekick was not only obedient, but handsome, too. One time, while drunk, Yang Mingwu chatted with him about everything: "Why is the world-destroying demon lord still in seclusion?" Sidekick: "I--" Yang Mingwu: "I get it. According to the usual cultivation novel tropes, after the demon lord comes out of seclusion, he'll fall in love with me and spend every night singing with me, with no interest in destroying the world." The sidekick's ears turned faintly red. Yang Mingwu: "But with my fortune-teller's constitution, everything is bound to go the other way." Yang Mingwu: "The demon lord falls for me and wants to do this and that and then this with me, and I discover he's a eunuch who can't perform." The sidekick's expression changed drastically. Several tentacles emerged from under his robe and coiled tightly around Yang Mingwu's waist. "Who are you calling a eunuch?" ▼ The title and blurb have changed, but the core story hasn't. It's still all about tentacles! The original title was I Fell in Love with a Eunuch in the World of Cultivation. Theme: Don't give up too easily. Life is full of surprises