Nonhuman Beings Got Me Pregnant [Collection]

The whole novel is complete and ready to binge. Next book: The Emperor Is Actually My Wife?! Please add it to your favorites. A collection of strange, self-indulgent stories about nonhumans, with a lighthearted tone. After signing, updates around 11 p.m. every day. Toss in a nutrition capsule for a chance at a bonus chapter. 1. [Sticky, gooey giant octopus top x fallen aristocrat bottom] Complete and ready to binge Growing up in the Angra Empire, Officer Wang's favorite food was octopus, a luxury reserved for the nobility. After an incident, he was exiled to the distant waters of the Yakos Sea, where octopus was plentiful. On his very first day there, a murder took place on the island. The forensic examiner determined the death was not caused by a human, but likely by some kind of cephalopod marine mollusk. Wang Jingshan refused to believe it and decided to investigate the case thoroughly. Until he ran into a giant, slimy octopus in a narrow passage... Colleague: "Holy crap!! Why aren't you running away?" Wang Jingshan: "If I stay, I'll have takoyaki for the rest of my life. (Not really.) Octopuses are so cute. How could anyone eat them?" 2. [Aloof god top x superstar bottom] Complete and ready to binge Superstar Gu Peian was caught up in a shocking interstellar scandal. Because he refused to fake a marriage for publicity, his team came up with the perfect solution: have a test-tube baby and build him an image as a good father. No one knew that Gu Peian's greatest dream in life was also to have a child of his own and be a devoted dad. But he was naturally allergic to other people's scents. Too much contact could even make him go into shock, let alone having a child. According to ancient legends, a compassionate god would grant humanity's wishes. On the day a meteor shower filled the sky, Gu Peian closed his eyes and made a wish to the heavens. The god glanced at him. Then he became pregnant. With a child conceived with a god. 3. [Datura flower top x disabled florist bottom] Complete and ready to binge The datura flower symbolizes unpredictable death and love. It is brightly colored and alluring, yet poisonous from root to flower. Florist Si Zizhuo was blind. The flowers he tended so carefully were the only colors in his bleak world. Winter gave way to spring, and the season for sowing datura seeds came again. Si Zizhuo watered the plant carefully, unaware that he was also being watered, little by little. The bad news was that he'd sown the seeds of a wicked datura. The good news was that he'd regained his sight. Before Si Zizhuo could rejoice at seeing the world again, he discovered that the customers who usually came to his shop to buy flowers were all nonhuman. Si Zizhuo: Don't come any closer, aaah! Datura: "If you want to survive, you must pretend you're still blind." 4. [Electronic marten top x mechanical repairman bottom] Complete and ready to binge A cyberpunk world. In the year 3012, electronic pets were the latest way for people to show off their wealth. Yet even the most illustrious tycoons dreamed of raising a real, flesh-and-blood pet. In this climate, 01 was an electronic knockoff that its owner passed off as a "real American mink." One day, the lie was exposed, and its furious owner casually tossed it into the trash. Its machinery was badly damaged anyway, and it was no longer worth recycling. A few days later, a human repairman passed by and took it home. At first, he only wanted to remove the electronic pet's chip to make a lifelike android. But then he couldn't resist: "01 is so cute. I'm going to give it a home!" 5. [Gu insect top x Gu master bottom] Complete and ready to binge 6. [Sun top x archer who shoots down crows bottom] Complete and ready to binge 7. [Unpredictable weather top x weather bureau worker bottom] Complete and ready to binge 8. [Peacock top who does suggestive livestreams x wealthy student bottom focused on studying] Complete and ready to binge A pure-love warrior. This is the current outline. Every story has a nonhuman baby. Through the crowds, they embrace and fall in love in this absurd world. The anti-piracy threshold is set at 30%. Readers who don't meet the purchase requirement will have to wait three hours. Coming soon, please add to your favorites: The Emperor Is Actually My Wife?! Straight male liberal arts student Lu Yu dies suddenly and transmigrates into the body of a poor, sickly scholar in the Great Zhou dynasty. His parents are both dead, leaving him only a breakfast shop and a diligent, practical child bride. Lu Yu consoles himself: At least I'm not single anymore. From then on, he sets out on the road of making money and taking the imperial examinations to support his family. Though Ji Banxia's feet are even bigger than his, she's considerate and capable. Before dawn, she's already busy inside and out, making buns and grinding soybeans for soy milk. At night, she washes and mends his clothes and takes care of the housework. If anyone tries to pick a fight with him, she knocks them away with a single punch. Lu Yu is deeply moved and swears that once he passes the exams, he'll return in splendor and bring her into the Lu family as his bride. At the palace examination, Lu Yu sees Ji Banxia seated high upon the imperial throne and says, "..." The emperor is actually my wife?! (Horrified stare) My fiancée is actually a man?! No way. I'll be a straight man in life and a straight ghost in death. Just as Lu Yu packs his bags in the middle of the night and prepares to flee, Ji Banxia pins him to the dragon bed, his expression dark. "You said you would marry me." Lu Yu falls silent. Silence is the Cambridge of tonight. The man lets his ink-black hair down and presses a hairpin against Lu Yu's throat with a teasing touch. In a hoarse voice, he says, "All under heaven belongs to the emperor. Where do you think you can run?" Lu Yu gets a sudden idea. "Into your heart." "..." The moment the hairpin slips, Lu Yu swears he sees the emperor blush. - The newly crowned top scholar Lu Yu is elegant and charming, making countless women in the capital swoon. Princess Changning also falls for him and boldly asks her imperial cousin, the emperor, to help arrange a match. The emperor gives her a chilly look. "Minister Lu is already engaged." "To whom?!" the princess cries in shock. For the first time in her life, she likes someone this much. She grits her teeth, thinking she'll compete with whatever woman he's promised to. Then the emperor says calmly, "To me." Princess: "???" Theme: Believe in love. Love can move people's hearts