My Cannon Fodder Husband Is a Goofball

Original title: The Cannon Fodder Top Refuses the Bad Ending Script

Gu Qiran x Shi Yihuo

Gu Qiran knew that a man like Shi Yihuo was far beyond his reach.

So he pulled up his pants and walked away, wanting nothing but to make money.

But he never expected Shi Yihuo to tear up the bad-ending script every single time, forcing them into a happy ending.

Young Master Shi's quotes:

"When the hell did I ever think of you as just a friend with benefits? I'm so crazy in love with you, and you still doubt me?"

"You're crying so sadly. How about this? My arms will be open to you for the rest of my life."

"You're saying a guy like me is just a cannon fodder top in a novel? Then I'm damn well going to be your leading man!"

"Children and grandchildren have their own blessings. Without them, I can enjoy my life. Why would I want kids? I only want you."

"So you like me too. You should've said so earlier... I'm not blushing!"

Gentle beauty bottom x talkative, goofy top

Though he might not be gentle (?).

I picked the title on a whim. Bottom's perspective!

They're characters from another book. I thought the two of them would be perfect for their own story.

If anyone wants to read it, I'll write it. If not, never mind (hey).

No writing skills, no logic, no real-life inspiration. The top is crazy, and the bottom's about the same. They're a perfect match. If you don't like it, leave. Let's get along.

Coming soon: The Straight CEO Gets Lured Again [Book Transmigration], please add it to your favorites

Mu Qin transmigrates into a novel as a cannon fodder CEO. Through his own efforts, he marries the story's powerful antagonist.

On their wedding night, Mu Qin loses his memory. When he wakes up, he's convinced he's straight.

When he learns that his wife is a man, Mu Qin says, "This makes no sense. How am I gay?"

To get his memories back, Mu Qin reluctantly lives with the powerful man.

The powerful man wanders around in front of him without any clothes on. Mu Qin, face expressionless: "I'm straight."

The powerful man gets handsy and insists on cuddling and lifting him up. Mu Qin, looking serious: "I'm straight."

The powerful man lifts his shirt to let him touch his eight-pack. Mu Qin, looking stern: "I'm straight... Huh? These abs are kind of nice to touch."

One day, the powerful man ties his hands with a necktie, grips his chin, and kisses him forcefully. "Good boy. Call me hubby."

Mu Qin: !!! How am I not only gay, but a bottom too?

He couldn't remember what happened that night. He only knew that when he woke up the next morning, his legs were weak :)

The CEO's emotional journey: I can't possibly be gay! How am I gay? I'm a bottom too? Forget it, I'll just lie flat.

Being a bottom is pretty great too~\\\\\\\\(≧▽≦)/~

Bottom: I didn't want to be a bottom either, but he cooks for me, lets me touch his abs, and calls me baby.

Top: You turned me gay, and now you have the nerve to say you're straight?

Serious on the outside, gossipy on the inside CEO bottom x devoted, rugged top

Theme: Perseverance brings victory