Murong Wan, a C-list actress, died at twenty after an incident during an argument with an A-list actress.
When she woke up again, she had transmigrated into an old-fashioned domestic drama novel, where she was a disposable concubine cast aside after being falsely accused of cheating on the male lead.
The male lead and his beautiful concubines had been chattering above her head for nearly two hours!
Should they drown her in a pig cage, or feed her arsenic...
Murong Wan: "..."
Help me up. I'll choose for myself!!!
*
Faced with this ridiculous plot and the male lead's bizarre behavior,
Murong Wan decisively tore up the script and ran away from home. Whatever important people might be involved, she wanted no part of it.
Later...
A mysterious young woman who claimed to come from the East and practice sorcery appeared in the pleasure houses.
Every woman who passed through her hands--
Ugly ducklings became beauties, aloof women became alluring, and married women became youthful again.
Even the little princess of the imperial family became a regular at her door, thanks to the miraculous skincare products she invented...
With modern trendy shops spread across the country, she became the most celebrated businesswoman of her time.
#I may not have been born a hero, but I'll never be treated like a nobody.
Reader's guide:
#No System. A strong heroine makes her fortune in ancient times. The main plot is business and making money, with revenge and taking down scoundrels on the side. A silly, comedic style.
#The male lead isn't a prince. Princes are only good for chasing their wives after they lose them.
#Younger male lead, one-on-one, happy ending. Their interactions are silly and sweet. Later on, the heroine focuses on business while the male lead is purely in the background. He's purer than milk. If that bothers you, don't read.
#I'm a new author, and I hope my story will make you smile.
If this one isn't for you--
No worries. I have another one guaranteed to make you laugh like a honking goose. Give my new work a look, dear readers!
[Guide to Becoming a Legend in the Apocalypse as a Hilarious Beauty] Complete
The world is zombified, and the apocalypse arrives.
While escaping, Cheng Xin accidentally binds herself to a [Unlucky Draw System].
From then on, everyone else works hard to survive, while she... works hard to fight with the cursed System.
[Ding... Congratulations, Miss Cheng, on completing the Unlucky Matchmaking in the Apocalypse mission. Starting your draw now--]
[Ding... Enhancement Card: Grants you the biting strength of a husky.]
[Ding... Skill Card: One Hundred Seconds as a Real Man.]
[Ding... Pet Card: One adorable and obnoxious Teemo.]
[Ding... Weapon Card: One short, skinny toothpick.]
"!!!"
Cheng Xin's mouth twitched uncontrollably. What the heck are these things?
Using a toothpick as a weapon? Is it supposed to let the zombies eat me while I help them pick their teeth?
You old rascal of a System, I just want to survive!
But she never expected these bizarre, cursed cards
would lead her down a wild and ferocious path to survival in the apocalypse--
Turns out her pet Teemo can plant mushroom mines, her toothpick weapon can transform into the number one hidden weapon, a storm of pear blossoms, and the skill One Hundred Seconds as a Real Man lets her turn the tables at the brink of death time and time again. Then there's that unmentionable S-rank card, which can kill enemies and keep her warm in bed...
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Years later.
Cheng Xin, the strongest fighter in the apocalypse and the number-one big shot, sits in a rocking chair enjoying her retirement, holding her little granddaughter.
Granddaughter: "Grandma, Grandma, Jiang Shuaishuai and Tang Tiantian from my class say you're a great hero who saved the world. Is it true?"
Clear morning light falls over Cheng Xin's crane-like face, faintly bringing back her incomparable beauty from years ago. She smiles and nods.
"Of course. Back then, I walked around with my hands in my pockets. I didn't know what it meant to have an equal."
*
#She is the most unconventional faith of the survivors, and the one and only light of salvation.
My next book will be Welcome to the Feast of Terror. Dear readers, please add it to your favorites! I've already written hundreds of thousands of words, and the full manuscript is in progress. Strong heroine, unlimited-flow story.
Theme: I may not have been born a hero, but I'll never be treated like a nobody.
Wow, I can't believe it's the first book, it's so well written!!!
This is so interesting to catch someone, hahahaha
This prince really has no idea. He is still in a wheelchair and still has sex, and he is also asking whether the female co-star is good at it, hahahahaha.
The new article is in the crazy code. Ben Gugu feels that the signing of this contract is very promising (uh... Don't slap me in the face) It should be available in late May or early June. Because this month, let me go to get married first. Dear friends, wait until I finish the marriage, otherwise I will stop updating...
I always thought that I, a newbie, also had a wild little fan who would follow me and read my posts every day as soon as I updated, which gave me a lot of motivation. Good guy, today I found out that the article was stolen... I can't even get a contract signed, can you be a bit promising... (Speechless)
I was laughing so hard that I screamed in the middle of the night, hahahaha.
Stayed up late to read it. I feel like it's not bad. I plan to read the zombie book tonight. The writing is very interesting. Come on, ma'am.
Wow wow wow, it was so fun to watch in front of me. Although the heroine was at a disadvantage, she made a comeback. She was so smart, and I didn't see any bugs with my IQ. But when it came to the female supporting role, she was very annoying. She was a piece of trash and died, and she was asked to travel through time. Is she worthy? She whined.
Happy New Year, touch your head, it doesn't matter if you can't give out the lottery. Keep at it, come on, I will definitely be able to sign a contract this year and definitely get paid!
Happy ending~