[Anime Crossover / Demon Slayer Focus] When the Villains Join a Dating Show

To support his unscrupulous boss, Upper Moon One, Two, and Three were forced to join a dating reality show.

Akaza: "Koyuki, it's not that I don't want you anymore. They just offered me too much T T"

The three of them sat in the lounge of the dating house, where they were first joined by the Number One female guest, Koinatsu!

Koinatsu: "I just want to find a handsome, really handsome, super handsome boy. It'd be even better if he didn't mind my big brother occasionally crawling out of my back. Heehee."

Upper Moon One, Two, and Three: "Why is a kid on a dating show?!"

Then came the Number Two female guest, Makima!

Makima: "I like devils, the way devils like dogs."

Upper Moon One, Two, and Three: "We don't think we like dogs either... So why do we suddenly feel like barking?"

Last to arrive was the Number Three female guest, Tomie Kawakami!

Tomie: "Come on! Fall in love with me! Kill me!"

Upper Moon One, Two, and Three: "The female guests can be down-to-earth, but they shouldn't come straight from the underworld!"

In the studio, the relationship commentators Zenitsu and Mitsuri wiped away their sweat. "Is this really a dating show? Is it going to turn into a crime reenactment program...?"

Male guests Four, Five, and Six, and female guests Four, Five, and Six, coming soon...

Note:

1. I just want to write jokes. There's no main plot.

2. This is a long-term project, updated whenever I get around to it.

Theme: Please fall in love with me, even though I'm a villain!