-- Blurb --
-- Also known as: I Have Every Reason to Suspect You've Been Secretly in Love with Me for Nine Lifetimes --
Xuan He has one goal: to kill the enemy who derailed his path to becoming a great demon eight times in a row!
Disguised as the enemy's long-lost senior brother, he plans to strike on a dark and windy night and finally get his revenge.
But to his horror, he discovers that his enemy isn't a sickly, bony weakling after all!
As he stares at his "former" enemy, who holds a broken sword and coolly presses it to his throat, Xuan He has a sudden inspiration. Clutching his chest, he falls to the ground and howls.
Ah! Junior brother! I sense demonic energy up ahead!
Xuan He, the demon yelling for someone to catch a demon, sneaks a look at his enemy, who's now become a "junior sister," and secretly swallows his drool.
Actually, if she were willing to marry him, he might not be quite so resentful. After all, fighting means affection, and scolding means love, right?
Reader's guide:
The author is a bit unhinged, so don't expect normal behavior~
Both leads are virgins~ The author's got a mountain of headcanons~
-- Blurb for the serialized novel "After My Early-Dying First Wife Was Reborn" --
Drunk beyond measure, Seventh Lady He falls into an old dream from her past life.
The blind village girl who made wine, the first wife abandoned in a little courtyard by her childhood sweetheart and husband, the lowly creature whose life was worth less than a blade of grass in the eyes of noblewomen, the woman who died in the wilderness in childbirth with twins: all of them were He Wenhua.
The name her father had carefully chosen, the "Wenhua" her husband had murmured again and again as they lay close together, and the piercing pain all came together. Waking from her great dream, Seventh Lady He wiped away her tears and laid a hand on her flat belly... From now on, she would simply be Seventh Lady He.
If she could brew the strongest liquor in the world, why should she get entangled with a man like that again when she had another chance at life?
As she set out to find her father and bring him home, Seventh Lady He once again met the person who had helped her so much in her previous life. Day by day, the two grew closer and more familiar.
She let go of that old dream, and her heart quietly began to belong to him. Drawn step by step to Fang Yanqing, she unwittingly discovered secrets that had been deliberately hidden.
When she confronted him, Fang Yanqing left behind the wooden hairpin her childhood sweetheart had carved for her with his own hands, then departed without a word.
They met again when a new governor arrived in this frontier city. The man shared a surname with her childhood sweetheart, Xu Yu.
Only then did Seventh Lady He realize that the "Fang Yanqing" she had trusted for two lifetimes had even been lying about his name.
Learning that her childhood sweetheart had long since died, Seventh Lady He chose to let go of the past and present herself as Xu Yu's widow. She would no longer try to get close to someone she shouldn't approach, and she wanted nothing to do with uncovering the heart-devouring truth hidden in that old, dreamlike affair.
But the bastard who had deceived her time and again caught her by the wrist and pinned her against the table.
As he had when they slept with their necks entwined in their previous life, he took her hand, dipped it in wine, and wrote four characters, stroke by stroke.
"Clouds and rain entwined, Wenhua. You should call me your husband, just as you did before."
-- Blurb for the upcoming novel "After Being Betrothed to My Archenemy" --
Huan Lingzi, daughter of the Grand Princess, was blessed with lovely brows and a graceful, refined nature. She was the most dazzling pearl in the Eastern Capital.
Yet of all the men who admired her, her gaze fell only on her sickly cousin, Prince Rui.
That is, until a palace banquet, where Prince Rui chose the Grand Tutor's youngest legitimate daughter as his princess consort. Only then did Huan Lingzi give up hope.
She shut herself away for some peace and quiet, lamenting that her plans to become a young widow had come to nothing.
Who could have guessed that less than half a month later, her archenemy Di Xi would ride all the way from the northern frontier, armored and mounted, and declare that he had come to marry Huan Lingzi, to whom he was betrothed?
When he produced the token of their betrothal, given to him by her father while drunk, Huan Lingzi gritted her teeth.
Before she could figure out how to send Di Xi packing, Prince Rui showed up again, claiming that she was the only one he had ever loved.
Her escape was blocked. Huan Lingzi glanced at Di Xi, deeply troubled.
"I like men who are graceful and refined, but you're a brute. I like men who are modest and kind, but you're devious and vindictive. I like men with faces as beautiful as jade, but you..."
Well, she couldn't find fault with Di Xi's looks...
But Huan Lingzi simply did not like Di Xi!
She had disliked him since childhood. Even when he gave her the pony she loved most, she still couldn't stand him!
Huan Lingzi was still fuming when Di Xi folded his arms and glanced at Prince Rui, who was pursuing them relentlessly, speaking with a teasing edge.
"Oh? You don't think I'm good enough and don't want to marry me. So are you going to marry him?"
She glanced behind her, cursed her rotten luck under her breath, then gave a distant, mocking bow toward the palace.
"I wish only to petition for permission to enter the Dao and become a Daoist nun, praying for our dynasty's prosperity and its blessings to endure!"
Theme: Punish evil, promote good, and uphold justice
The world is full of chaos and people come and go, so it was fate that we could meet each other in Jinjiang. Thank you to all the readers who support me and subscribe to Xuanhe! I hope we can join hands and go further in the future! I hope I can also give back to everyone with better stories~Refill~
Screaming and swaying ~ twisting and crawling ~ the whiskers hook your jiojio and drag you over ~ take out the column with eyes wide open ~ quick! Show you baby! Serialized Big Baby: "After the First Wife Dies Young and Is Reborn", the engagement is broken off! This marriage must be canceled! He Qiniang: What? The husband in the previous life was not my sweetheart? Who is that? You've come to lie to me again in this life. Very good. Remember it! Baby No. 1: "After being promised to marry a rival", the two horses fell from the sky and fought hard. Huan Lingzi: What are you fighting for? What to grab? I only wish to ask for permission to enter Taoism and practice to become a female crown! Finished Baby No. 2: "Wrong for a Bamboo Horse as a Husband", Zhao Yanyan: Is she acting like a monster again? Very good! Let the cat scratch him! Even his dog was beaten! Finished Baby No. 3: "Marrying Jiaojiao (Double Life)", Qin Yunzhen: What? My benefactor wants to be my elder brother? OK! No problem! From now on, you will be like an elder to me! Finished Baby No. 4: "I see a demonic spirit in front of me", Shen Yao: Haha, my fake senior brother is a snake spirit, and he also has a disease, which is called snake spirit disease for short! Showing a sinister smile~ wagging the beard~ You don't need to collect to suppress me~ I won't let go~ laugh up at the sky~ goose goose goose~ cough cough~ choked on the saliva~ crawl away shyly~
Listening to the male protagonist's analysis, I suddenly felt that it made sense. You already have a fiancée, why don't you keep distance from other people? There is only one person in our company. He talks about loving his girlfriend deeply, but there is no sense of distance at all.
Oh, this is my Ayao~
Why did I create such a lottery? The reason~~It's all because~~~I'm a little bad at math~~~Let me quietly see which child will be favored by the god of luck~~~Hehe
Hahahahahahaha, actually, the little snake is just stupid.
Will there be any extras, Xuan and this silly boy?
The heroine is indeed nosy, but she doesn't have the strength to ask questions clearly
Ah, I'm greedy and want more extras wwww
Fox Demon: Your Majesty, there must be a reason for doing this. Ayao: The snake demon must have a conspiracy to do this. Male protagonist: Hey hey, Abba Abba