[APH Anko] I Want to Go Back to Earth Today, Too

Anko, a story where dice decide how events unfold. As everyone knows, if everyone has their own house rules, then there are no house rules at all. The story is probably about the countries entering a certain magical world and losing their memories. Their identities, backgrounds, relationships, and events are all decided at random, and their ultimate goal is to recover their memories and return to Earth. This will probably be abandoned, and it will be very, very strange. I'm just writing it for my own amusement. Out of selfishness as your tour guide, the first character to appear will be Matthew. Severe out-of-character behavior, chaotic crack pairings, random self-indulgent cameos, unforeseen plot directions, context-free and illogical developments, and bugs caused by the author's poor math skills are inevitable. (For example, there might be a master chef macho Arthur, a frail magical girl Al, Ludwig x Mr. Poffin, Vash being the young master's grandma, and other such ridiculous things. These are devilish examples, not things that will actually happen.) I decided to move this story here as a backup, and I also hope more people will participate when I ask for suggestions (sigh). For now, there are no pairings, but since this is Anko, there's no way to know whether it will stay pairing-free or become BG, BL, or GL (?). If anything actually happens, I'll update this at any time. Theme: Just for fun