[Zoo Horror Stories] Hey, I Heard There Are Magical Creatures Here?

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Terrible writing, updates whenever inspiration strikes, don't nitpick too much. Having fun is what matters most, haha XD

As everyone knows, you can't transmigrate while walking down the street, so this must be the time-turner's fault~

As everyone knows, zoos can't possibly have white elephants with rabbit ears, so that must be a magical creature!

A: Quick, quick, where's the bottomless bag?

B: We came over too fast, I forgot to bring it.

A: Oh no, what do we do? We're going to lose such a huge magical creature QAQ

B: It's fine. Look, what's this!

A: Wow, quick, use a Pokeball to catch it!!!

B: Whoa!!!!!!!!!

It: ? Where did my huge rabbit-eared elephant go?

A: Hey, is this white lion really just an ordinary lion?

B: But I've never seen a white lion before.

A: My Pika Pika eyes have determined that this really is just a lion QAQ

B: No, wait, look, a white lion just appeared out of nowhere!

A (eyes shining): Catch it!

B: OK!

It: ? Where did my huge white lion go?

A: Guess what I just saw?

B: What? Didn't you go buy a drink?

A: I did! I saw a rabbit blood drink!

B: ?

A: This is it (pulls it out from inside their coat)

(Some blue-uniformed employee: ???????? How come we're missing a bottle?)

B: It's a colored drink.

A: I see. I was kind of looking forward to it. (Flicks it into the trash can)

(After "it" has changed into goat meat)

B: A product with additives.

A: So this is the world of Muggles T_T

Theme: Materialism is my strength