[Main story complete] Qiao Rou, who suddenly died from staying up late and working overtime every day, transmigrated into a book her subordinate had been reading.
In the book, she was a beautiful but useless vase in the 1980s, stuck doing odd jobs at her family's run-down tofu shop. She had only two chapters' worth of screen time. In one, a carefree man named Cheng Huaichao pursued her relentlessly, only for the righteous heroine to come to her rescue. In the other, she died suddenly for reasons no one knew.
She valued her life and decided to enjoy her own little life.
By sheer coincidence, she ran into Cheng Huaichao when he came to buy tofu for the first time.
The carefree Cheng Huaichao put on a lovestruck act. “Qiao Rou, have you ever heard of love at first sight?”
Qiao Rou, who valued her life: “Would someone who fell in love at first sight get up at three in the morning to make tofu for me? Help me pack orders? Wait on customers?”
Cheng Huaichao: “...”
Right after she had “kindly” questioned Cheng Huaichao, she noticed familiar-looking lines of translucent text appear before her eyes.
[Race to claim a spot! I'm here for the period livestream!]
[It's starting, it's starting! The real story is beginning!]
[Great, I love this opening. Go, heroine!]
Qiao Rou: “...”
It was one thing that the on-screen comments spoiled the plot. The novel was also full of soapy twists: a real and fake heiress, an illegitimate son, theft and false accusations, pretending to have amnesia, and so on. Yet the hero and heroine were both dedicated to building the nation, and neither was love-struck.
Qiao Rou: “...Novels these days really have it rough.”
Cheng Huaichao: “But I am!”
Qiao Rou: “...”
Years later, a financial magazine interviewed Cheng Huaichao and Qiao Rou: “How did you two find the courage to go into business back then?”
Cheng Huaichao: “Have you ever heard of love at first sight?”
Qiao Rou, who only wanted to avoid dying suddenly but ended up collecting every protagonist and supporting character: “...”
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Gan You'an closed her eyes, opened them again, and found herself in the body of Gan Keke, an actress who was a female supporting character in a modern novel.
At the start, the supporting character Gan Keke was beautiful and talented, independent and hardworking despite her humble origins. In the end, she fell for a scumbag and left the entertainment industry in disgrace.
Gan You'an, a young emperor who had disguised herself as a man, ascended the throne at a young age and diligently governed for over a decade. She was skilled in both literature and martial arts, and mastered all six arts. After transmigrating, she had one thought: Great, she couldn't act. She landed three roles right from the start, and two of them went disastrously wrong.
The System that had bound itself to her on short notice promptly broke down. “Come on, pull yourself together!”
Gan Keke stretched out lazily. “Being an emperor was exhausting enough. I want to take it easy in this life.” She even started thinking about changing careers.
Riding on the popularity of the one work she had to her name, a well-known troublemaking variety show crew came to Gan Keke. “If you successfully stop two people in love from ending up together on this Dating Show, you'll receive an endorsement deal worth thirty million from the production team.”
Gan Keke, former emperor: “A Dating Show? Romance? No thanks.”
The production team said, “Here are some of the guests we're considering inviting!”
Gan Keke looked at the faces, all identical to those of her former empress, consorts, male favorites, ministers, generals, and even the princess of a neighboring kingdom, and fell silent.
It had been so long. She missed them terribly. Fine, she'd go, and make some money while she was at it.
The audience had no expectations for Gan Keke's acting, but when they heard she was going on a Dating Show, they rushed to tune in.
Then Gan Keke appeared on the show and wowed the whole crowd with her guqin. “Oh, I learned this piece from one of my beloved consorts back then.”
The audience: “?” She has a talent, too?
When it came time to choose a love interest, everyone else voted while scheming up a storm.
Gan Keke, who could handle three palaces and six courtyards at home and talented ministers and handsome young men abroad: “Oh, I'm an expert at keeping everyone happy.”
So she voted for herself.
The audience: “?” You can vote for yourself?
On an ordinary Dating Show, she took a different path as a master of keeping everyone happy, raced ahead of the pack, and somehow won over the whole cast.
Gan Keke remembered the production team's task and diligently worked to stop couples from ending up together.
She firmly stuck to her motto: “Love depends on comparison. I'll treat each of them better than the other guests do, so they definitely won't get together!”
So she recalled how she used to do her empress's makeup and did the same for one guest, then remembered playing cuju with her general and got some exercise with another.
She also kept saying, “Every one of them deserves to be loved.”
When the final episode aired, the production team announced that there were two undercover contestants among the guests. The sharp-eyed audience knew one was Gan Keke, but her performance had been so obvious that she got zero votes and left the show perfectly.
The guests, who later learned the truth: “...”
The guests: “So who did you choose?”
Gan Keke: “I've had my fill of missing you all. Goodbye.”
Guest types: energetic puppy | gentle gentleman | athletic young man | flirtatious playboy | sweet summer girl | sexy angel | handsome mature woman | and the former emperor, master of keeping everyone happy
P.S. The male lead will be in the background for most of the later story.
Theme: Live positively, and life will get better.
I don't know very well whether the heroine has a concept of health care. In the case of insufficient financial conditions, buying meat, eggs and milk is the best choice. Don't be fooled by soaking wolfberry in a thermos cup. This method does maintain health, but the improvement effect is far less effective than supplementing the six major nutrients of the human body. The heroine buys this, which is expensive and useless. It is better to replace it with an egg a day or pig blood to supplement protein. Milk can be replaced by soy milk.
So this is fake? ! !
Why don't you talk about it on TV and publish it in a newspaper?
So pitiful, my mouth was swollen from crying (wiping away tears) It's going to be even more swollen now
The original male protagonist was an illegitimate child, but the female protagonist still had such a good relationship with him, so she was a bit persuaded to quit.
Awesome, this love-minded puppy got what he wanted?(?? V??)?
I really like that part of Qiao Qiao Moon
I know, he's the boy you fought with last time when you were recruiting new students!
Such a beautiful novel, why this comment? There is a lot of junk on the gold list, ugh
I don't know very well whether the heroine has a concept of health care. In the case of insufficient financial conditions, buying meat, eggs and milk is the best choice. Don't be fooled by soaking wolfberry in a thermos cup. This method does maintain health, but the improvement effect is far less effective than supplementing the six major nutrients of the human body. The heroine buys this, which is expensive and useless. It is better to replace it with an egg a day or pig blood to supplement protein. Milk can be replaced by soy milk.
So this is fake? ! !
Why don't you talk about it on TV and publish it in a newspaper?
So pitiful, my mouth was swollen from crying (wiping away tears) It's going to be even more swollen now
The original male protagonist was an illegitimate child, but the female protagonist still had such a good relationship with him, so she was a bit persuaded to quit.
Awesome, this love-minded puppy got what he wanted?(?? V??)?
I really like that part of Qiao Qiao Moon
I know, he's the boy you fought with last time when you were recruiting new students!
Such a beautiful novel, why this comment? There is a lot of junk on the gold list, ugh
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