[About This Story]
Bai Tao was the youngest and most talented leader of the Beggars' Sect, but suddenly transmigrated to the modern world and became a notorious actress mocked across the internet.
Netizens: A washed-up nobody trying to ride our movie star's coattails. Get out of the entertainment industry!
Bai Tao, an old-fashioned relic from five hundred years ago, looked at the job of celebrity with disdain. Fine, actually, I don't want to stay here any longer either.
Her manager packed her off to a rural variety show. Planning to do one job and run, Bai Tao decided to let loose.
And then the show started taking a very unexpected turn...
A young heartthrob was chased all over by a huge dog.
Bai Tao used a complete set of Dog-Beating Staff techniques and cleared the whole area.
The celebrities were terrified of a wild boar.
Bai Tao chopped off its head and cut off its trotters. Soon a steaming whole-boar feast was on the table.
A child from the village was kidnapped by criminals.
Bai Tao took down the ringleader with a flying kick and rescued the kidnapped child.
The audience was amazed: How is this person so incredible?
Bai Tao smiled modestly: Poverty made me good at everything.
After the rural variety show ended, Bai Tao packed her bags. It was time to leave the entertainment industry.
Netizens begged her to stay: We love you! Don't go!
Her rival sneered: Someone with no talent in their position is bound to suffer. Just watch. Once this poor nobody gets famous, she'll buy luxury cars and mansions, flaunt her wealth everywhere, and disown her past.
But after Bai Tao became famous, she returned to her hometown, built greenhouses and an industrial park, led the locals to prosperity, and even received a national medal of honor!
Passersby cheered: A positive role model of a celebrity, worth following for life!
Bai Tao smiled modestly: Helping the world is the Beggars' Sect's duty.
A certain movie star said: You used to be the one riding my coattails. Is it too late for me to announce our relationship now?
A certain powerful tycoon from a top wealthy family put an arm around Bai Tao's shoulders and smiled. This is my wife. What can I do for you?
Completed novels: 1. Fantasy romance, After Focusing on My Career, I Became a Winner in Life [Entertainment Industry]; 2. Contemporary romance, Invisible Guardian. You're welcome to visit my profile and check them out!
Upcoming novels: 1. Fantasy romance, The Little Plague God Works Hard at Her Career Every Day [Metaphysics]; 2. Fanfiction, The Three Kingdoms Begin with Becoming Liu Bei; 3. No couples, Get Lost! Love-Brained Immortal Lord. There are more upcoming stories on my profile, so feel free to check them out!
1. The Little Plague God Works Hard at Her Career Every Day [Metaphysics], blurb:
Immortals can only exist if mortals worship them.
The God of Fortune's incense offerings kept pouring in, and he grew more handsome, dressed in fine clothes and eating delicious food. Meanwhile, the Plague God, who had never received a single offering, kept shrinking and growing more ragged. In less than a hundred years, she would vanish completely.
Little Plague God Mei Xixi made a resolute decision: Descend to the mortal world! Build a career and gather offerings!
Day one of working hard on her career:
Five-year-old Mei Xixi hurried over on her little legs and threw herself into the arms of a kindly-looking man. "Uncle, would you worship a Plague God who can make people unlucky?"
The kindly-looking man fell silent for a moment, then gave her a professional smile. "Little girl, do you want candy because your parents won't buy you any?"
And so Mei Xixi was given a mouthful of lollipops and respectfully escorted home.
Day N of working hard on her career:
On a cute-kids variety show, the children all showed off their talents. Some could play the piano, some could draw, and some had made little inventions...
When it was Mei Xixi's turn, she was so excited that her cheeks turned red and her little voice cracked as she shouted, "I can make people unlucky!"
The audience lamented: Is something wrong with this kid?
Day N+1 of working hard on her career:
On a metaphysics variety show, Mei Xixi kicked an evil ghost away and scattered a spirit with a single chop of her hand. Every ghost in her path bowed to her.
Countless masters of the occult bowed in reverence and asked sincerely: Little master, how did you cultivate such powerful occult arts?
Mei Xixi immediately pulled out an exquisite spirit tablet and enthusiastically advertised it: Just worship the Plague God every day, and you can have power this strong too!
The occult masters looked doubtful: Do I look easy to fool?
Years later, Mei Xixi had earned titles like "Beloved Child of the Nation," "Fortune-Teller Who Never Misses," and "Little Guardian Against Evil." She had become an internet sensation, yet still hadn't received many offerings.
Mei Xixi cupped her face, her soft cheeks bunched up like little buns, and sighed. Building a career is so hard!
2. The Three Kingdoms Begin with Becoming Liu Bei, blurb:
When modern man A Bei discovered that he had become Liu Bei at the end of the Han dynasty, his heart sank.
Who kept trying to start businesses only to fail, and was chased from place to place by Cao Cao? Liu Bei!
Who finally managed to build up some wealth after turning sixty, only to watch it all go up in flames at Yiling? Liu Bei!
Who died in sorrow at Baidi City and, a thousand years later, was still held up as a negative example and repeatedly criticized? Liu Bei!
Liu Bei's life in history seemed to be a vivid illustration of failure and futility.
Fortunately, he had transmigrated to an early point in time, when this body was only fifteen years old.
That year, he had just arrived to study under the great scholar Lu Zhi.
That year, his future lifelong enemy Cao Cao had just become the police chief of Luoyang's northern district. And Sun Quan, the man who would indirectly bring about his death, wasn't even a fertilized egg yet.
Without a System, a pocket dimension, or a shop, A Bei could only rack his brains and change his predetermined fate step by step, turning the hellish script in his hands into something better.
So before the Oath of the Peach Garden, A Bei first became sworn brothers with Cao Cao.
A Bei stayed calm: It's fine. You can call me brother, and I'll call you Cao the Traitor. We'll each use our own terms.
So before Cao Cao and Sun Ce could make their moves, A Bei brought Zhang Liao and Taishi Ci under his command.
A Bei smiled: Sorry, but knowing the script ahead of time means I can do whatever I want.
So literacy classes, rice paper production, blast furnaces for iron, cement kilns... one by one, he put them all in place, creating a utopia amid the chaos.
A Bei drew his sword and slowly recited the slogan that had echoed for eighteen hundred years: Restore the Han dynasty and return the capital to its former seat!
3. Get Lost! Love-Brained Immortal Lord, blurb:
In this cultivation world, knowledge is power!
By reciting incantations, immortals can draw on the power of heaven and earth to create astonishing wonders!
Yu Chaoyue transmigrated to the cultivation world and awakened the Chinese Culture System. As long as she drew the right card, she could recite the corresponding incantation.
With the line, "A stream plunges three thousand feet, as if the Milky Way has fallen from the sky," she could create a boundless waterfall between heaven and earth!
With the words, "Armies of iron and horse, a force that could swallow ten thousand miles like a tiger," she could sweep away her enemies!
The magnificent poems of five thousand years, and the power of heaven and earth stretching across countless miles, were all at the tip of her tongue!
Yu Chaoyue was delighted: Doesn't this mean I can attain enlightenment, join the ranks of the immortals, and reach the pinnacle of life?
Then she discovered...
The immortal lords here would overturn heaven and earth to win a smile from their beloved.
The immortal maidens here would hold a funeral for the whole world to console the spirits of their lost lovers.
The Dragon King here would cut off the flow of water in all three realms to create a heavenly waterfall for his beloved.
The Flower Goddess here would let the flowers of the mortal world go ten years without blooming to escape heartbreak...
And the people of the mortal world suffered war, earthquakes, droughts, famine...
Yu Chaoyue sneered: We don't need these thousands of gods and immortals.
Years later, Yu Chaoyue wore plain black clothes, her hair in a simple bun held with a wooden pin. She looked shabby and humble as dust, yet struck like lightning and shattered the heavens!
The immortals cried out in terror: Who are you?!
Yu Chaoyue smiled gently: I'm just an ordinary person with a conscience.
Theme: How rich your life is has nothing to do with how much money you have.
End Notes for Various Stories
The First Emperor and His Sister's Everyday Mutual Pampering
The Three Kingdoms: Starting as Liu Bei
The Invisible Guardian
I Became a Winner in Life After Focusing on My Career [Entertainment Industry]
[Three Kingdoms] The Zhuge Family's Great Villain
What kind of ancient style of writing has no rational fans? Everyone who writes about it is very childish.
I actually saw the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon! Hahahahaha, are you also dull? Ha ha ha ha
Are we saying that as soon as you wear it, you can bring a thousand cups without getting drunk? Even if the internal strength should be changed to another body, you still have to practice it from the beginning~
Ah, this, this chapter is similar to a book, it's also time travel and it's also the Treaty of Overlord. There is also a handle, and it's 20,000 yuan, and it's also under surveillance. I even read the book earlier ([Entertainment Circle] Wife fans should know more about it)
The male protagonist traveled through parallel time and space and found the unique female protagonist, romantic
As I said in the last chapter, the heroine is a soul-wearing person, but the body she wears is not very strong, she has no muscles, a strong body, and no ability to drink. And drinking too much can lead to alcohol poisoning.
Why not get the police involved??
This world?? Are there no police???
The original article is quite good, but the more I read this part, the more wrong it becomes. I can't define plagiarism. However, the plot of Han Mangsheng's part is too similar to Chapter 32 of "Wife Fans Get to Know" written by Chun Daohan in big letters. The heroine denounced the duplicitous male star for standing up for his fans. Then when the heroine's reputation deteriorated, the male star took the opportunity to step on the heroine, but his fans came out to defend the heroine. It felt similar from the recording of the variety show, but I didn't think much about it. I didn't expect that even the words and sentences used by fans here are similar to Forty Five. It's so similar.
Can Baitao and Lin Shuangshuang be together?