After cultivating for several hundred years, Song Qingyao never expected that after ascending to immortality, she would become a notorious minor actress in an entertainment-industry novel.
Not only would fans of a scumbag chase her across the internet, spreading rumors and hurling abuse, but she would also be forced to suffer through one life-threatening ordeal after another for the male and female leads' fairy-tale romance.
Song Qingyao: The entertainment industry? Even dogs wouldn't get involved. Farming, catching ghosts, or lazing around would all be better than this.
Heaven's Way: Sorry, no can do. If you deviate from the original world's setting, you'll be struck by lightning.
Song Qingyao: :)
To avoid being struck dead by a heavenly tribulation, Song Qingyao had no choice but to dutifully do her job.
The scumbag wanted to use her to climb the ladder, so on a competitive variety show, he made Song Qingyao, who had only ever played sweet and silly characters, portray a cold and aloof master.
Song Qingyao, who had spent several hundred years as a cold and aloof master: Let me show everyone what it means to play ten cold and aloof masters in one go.
After the show aired, the scumbag's fans prepared to flame her: "Let's see which crematorium this has-been is trying to leech off for attention today... Mom, she's so cool, I love her! Sis, kill me with your sword!"
The original female lead wanted to smear her, so on a laid-back dating show, she plotted to make Song Qingyao look like a lazy, useless drama queen.
Contestant A: These are the wild greens I dug up.
The original female lead: This is the fish I caught.
Song Qingyao: This is the wild boar I punched to death.
Audience: ?
Song Qingyao: And the tiger I knocked out with three punches.
Audience: ???
On a travel variety show, to earn money for the journey, Song Qingyao bought a small stool and set up shop by the roadside: "Want your fortune told? Ten yuan a reading. What do you take me for?"
Ye Yin, the famously gentle and wealthy Best Actor, smiled. His gaze was passionate and resolute. "Tell me about a fated connection from a past life."
"...Whose fated connection?"
Ye Yin lowered his eyes. "Master, yours and mine."
Song Qingyao looked at this Best Actor, who shared a name with her disintegrated eldest disciple and was filled with demonic energy. Help, my eldest disciple has fallen to the dark side again and again and again.
After Song Qingyao became famous, she and Ye Yin acted together in countless age-gap, immortal-fantasy romances between master and student. On-screen, they were a heavenly couple. Off-screen, they barely got along. Song Qingyao looked at dogs with more affection than she looked at Ye Yin.
Their shippers cried their eyes out while obsessively shipping them: "My faves have to be faking it."
Until one day, Ye Yin posted a picture of their hands intertwined, along with an engagement ring worth a fortune. The caption read, "Master, I've finally waited for you."
Shippers: Don't believe rumors or spread them.
Ye Yin: QwQ! We're really together!
From a snow-covered peak frozen for thousands of miles to a starlit road stretching ahead, even if it cost him everything, all he wanted was to hear her say, "I like you."
Fortunately, he heard it.
A cunning, obsessive big puppy who acts sweet on the outside and dark on the inside x a master who is a human-shaped, walking reality editor; in a sense, an older woman-younger man master-disciple romance.
Reader's Guide:
1. Includes flashbacks to the immortal-fantasy world.
2. The female lead in the immortal-fantasy world is beautiful, powerful, and tragic. Very tragic.
3. The male lead has fallen to the dark side.
4. One-on-one romance, happy ending.
Theme: A hero's origins do not matter.
The Man Who Married the Mountain God (Matriarchal Society)
The Official Husband (Female-Dom Society)
The Men I Picked Up
Interstellar Female Teacher [Female Alpha, Male Omega]
Marriage Alliance on Hold, I'm Taking the Throne First
The Princess's Consort Has It Tough (GB)
A Match Made in the Imperial Guard [Gender Bender]
The Little Concubine (Matriarchy)
I Really Just Want to Be an Honest Person (Female-Dominated World)
The Beloved Eunuch
After Being Reborn, the Beautiful Fool Only Wants to Be an Emperor of Film [Showbiz]
The Substitute Husband Ran Away While Pregnant (Matriarchal Society)
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No, I have the same name as the original heroine but a different surname. Should I recite it in advance?
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I feel a bit confused. Didn't these three people recognize each other's past lives? Sometimes they recognized each other, and sometimes they tried to guess.
If Ye Yin's back is turned to the camera, wouldn't it be impossible to see his hands tied behind his back with spiritual energy??
Do you recognize the heroine? Aren't their names the same?
At first, I thought that my identity would be far behind, but I didn't expect that it would be a showdown all of a sudden. Is it better to be more in the entertainment industry or more in a relationship?
Although the articles on the live broadcast of slow life and pastoral entertainment circles are poorly written, I love it every time I see it. It's so damn delicious.