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Huo Qidong, the screenwriter behind countless wildly popular, melodramatic TV dramas, received the hundredth razor blade sent by a viewer. His vision went dark, and the next second he transmigrated to the world of the Zerg, becoming a rare male Zerg.
The Zerg were notorious throughout the interstellar realms for their warlike nature. The female Zerg were all fierce and formidable, monopolizing the military, business, and politics. The male Zerg, by contrast, were so frail they needed protection, spending their days at home lying flat and living off their partners.
Huo Qidong could only marvel at it.
But though he was poor, he had his pride. He repeatedly turned down the chance to be kept by someone that had landed right in his lap.
He logged onto the interstellar net and saw that the top 100 most popular Zerg dramas were all military documentaries, with almost no romance. Rubbing his hands together, he poured all the melodrama he could into a script and finished producing it in one go.
The interstellar net was in an uproar.
It all started when a romance drama from the Zerg broke 12 billion views as soon as it aired. Every species across the stars was curious to see what this romance, so unlike the Zerg's bloodthirsty reputation, would be like.
Then they watched Yise Wilson, the top military officer once hailed as the "God of Slaughter" in military documentaries, gradually soften in the drama under the influence of a male Zerg. His icy shell was chipped away, revealing sweet syrup inside, only for a whole basin of melodrama to be dumped on the audience.
Everyone: Help! The more we watch, the more hooked we get!
Stand-in drama: "Red Rose and White Rose" (the male Zerg is the stand-in)
A pitiful male Zerg from a fallen family vs. the female Zerg of a noble house who is everyone's dream match. Their love begins with a lie.
(Misunderstandings / serious illness / amnesia)
Transmigration drama: "After Failing to Save the Villain, the Male Lord Runs Away with His Baby"
A male Zerg transmigrated into a book vs. an ambitious villainous female Zerg. He runs, the villain chases, and he has nowhere to escape.
(Transmigrated into a book / groveling redemption / running away with the baby)
The scripts are interspersed with scenes from real life. Huo Qidong is the protagonist of the TV dramas.
Coming soon next door: "After Reading Minds, Should This Minister Become Empress?"
Dai Yao, the only son of a military family, is strikingly beautiful, with a naturally lazy and delicate disposition. Doted on and spoiled by his widowed father from a young age, he managed to secure an easy official post in the capital, planning to lie flat and live out his days as a wealthy idler.
Who could have guessed that after the new emperor ascended the throne, the political climate would change dramatically? The ministers were forced to compete with one another, and the young lady Cui Yue of the Cui family was even exceptionally permitted to attend court and take part in state affairs.
It was said that Cui Yue had a strange gift: she could glimpse other people's private secrets, and everyone could hear her thoughts.
At first, Dai Yao thought it was absurd. The next day, though, he had a wonderful time listening to gossip.
[Wow, General Li's youngest son brought a pregnant mistress back from the frontier. When the Meng family's daughter, who was engaged to him, found out, she threatened to starve herself unless she could marry General Li himself. She says she wants that heartless man to call her "Little Mother"!]
Dai Yao, shocked and thrilled: Hehe, this is good.
[And Minister Li is a lecher, with a garden full of beauties in his household. Little does he know that his wife and his lovely concubines are lovers. They've been carrying on behind his back and spending every night together.]
Dai Yao, moving to the front row to hear the gossip: Excellent, simply excellent.
The ministers kept straight faces, but secretly they were all pricking up their ears to listen, until one day Cui Yue revealed the most shocking secret of the highest-ranking person of all.
As it turned out, the inner palace had been empty for years because His Majesty had had a first love since his youth, but despite his secret love for all these years, he had never won that person's heart.
As Cui Yue listed the traits of this first love, Dai Yao realized that he matched every one except the gender. He wasn't smiling anymore.
Recently, Dai Yao had changed his lazy ways. He bought a roomful of books and shut himself in his study every day after work to read in earnest.
Master Dai was delighted. He secretly had the servants bring out a few books, intending to improve himself alongside his son.
Instead, the brightly colored covers and painfully embarrassing titles made his vision go dark.
"Your Majesty, Your First Love Has Run Away Again"
"The Tyrant's Darling"
Dai Yao, who happened to be passing by: "...Father, if I told you I was possessed, would you believe me?"
Master Dai pretended to believe him, then burned the books along with the study that very night.
That evening, Dai Yao pondered in earnest over the sole surviving book, "Thirty-Six Ways to Make His Majesty Fall in Love with You."
If he did the exact opposite of what the book said, wouldn't that make sure he never caught His Majesty's eye?
Later, with the bedcovers tossed and his clothes in disarray, Dai Yao crawled out from beneath the gold-threaded quilt on the imperial bed, crying, "I was wrong, I was wrong! This isn't how things went in the book."
The satisfied new emperor wrapped an arm around his waist and pulled him back again. His long, narrow phoenix eyes were greedy and heated as he coaxed Dai Yao in an unbearably cloying voice: "Minister Dai, what kind of play do you want? I'll have Cui Yue write it for you tomorrow."
A lazy beauty, a little sun, and a minister gong ★ A decisive, devoted emperor shou
Theme: Using film and television to spread positive values among the Zerg. The stories may be melodramatic, but we strive for equality.
In fact, I think this script is still a bit regretful. I had accumulated a lot of energy in the early stage, especially when I was really disappointed and decided to leave, my heart really tightened. But in the end, when I went back, I felt like I was letting go. The crematorium didn't burn up at all. Could it be that five years of pain on his own could overcome the previous injuries? Maybe it is limited by the length of the article. The second half can be expanded. I personally feel that it is a pity that it did not achieve what I wanted.
Babies, Clang Clang Clang!!! I'm back (Hula and applause to myself) The article next door "The system has bound another big enemy (Quick Travel)" will be published on the 15th!!! Come and watch~ different types of protagonists, world backgrounds, Wang Zha's benefits, it's so exciting (hehehe, Wang Po is bragging about her melons)
Although this script looks quite exciting, in the real world where females are more dominant than males, the transformation of female superiority and male inferiority in the script will be very novel and subtle for everyone. However, the modern society in the script is about equality between men and women, so it may be a bit difficult to adapt? Lost in thought, failed in contemplation, and began to suck males and cubs
Why didn't there be a side story?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finished with flowers~ Ahhhh! Is there anything you can't show me? I'm so greedy~ You have to make it up to me. I want lots and lots of extras!
It would be more exciting if the reaction to the article was written in Chinese [Chigua]
Looks good. I'm going to start liking Chinese.
Nice! Looking forward to more extras (?▽`??)
There are too many chapters in the book, and I regret buying them all. What I want to see is the male protagonist and Shou falling in love together, not the other protagonists being sadistically in love and running around with a ball.
Little white rabbit??? What is it? Why am I so confused?