Note: The early chapters are practice writing and are rather messy. I recommend skipping them.
Blurb:
After being reborn, Yun Xiu's first move is to rush up to the Ninth Heaven and throw herself before the coffin of the Divine Lord Yan Zhu, weeping and putting on a dramatic performance:
"I have admired the Divine Lord for so long. I will marry no one but him, and I wish to keep vigil for him for the rest of my life."
In truth, she has never even heard of Yan Zhu.
In her previous life, she married a scumbag and received the full treatment: flaying, torture, and murder.
So, after being reborn, compared with marrying into Youzhou again,
she'd rather become a widow for someone she's never even met.
Of course, keeping vigil as a widow does not mean doing it quietly.
Under the pretense of mourning the Divine Lord, Yun Xiu makes a big show of studying the art of bringing the dead back to life, hoping to save the one person who treated her well in her previous life: her older brother.
So in the eyes of the world, she is willing to practice forbidden arts, temper her soul and bones, and use her own body as medicine, all to give the Divine Lord a chance at life.
Everyone thinks she truly loves the Divine Lord Yan Zhu beyond measure.
If the Divine Lord Yan Zhu were alive, they would surely make a model couple.
Yun Xiu: Well, of course. It's not like the dead can contradict me.
Just as she finally gathers everything she needs,
she sees the Divine Lord himself standing by the coffin, perfectly fine, dressed in flowing white robes.
"I heard..."
Yun Xiu rolls up her sleeves and, expressionless, shoves him back into the coffin:
"You're dead. No talking!"
Yan Zhu: "..."
Also known as:
#I'm Only Dead, So Why Does It Feel Like I Have a Harem of Cheaters?#
#The Deep Love We All Thought We Had Back Then#
Quirky, sweet-talking sweetheart x straightforward Divine Lord who pretends to be a playboy
There are scenes with the heroine's former husband.
Both leads are virgins.
Updates: Every night at 9. I'll ask for a leave of absence if something comes up. Updates follow the rankings before the paid chapters begin, then continue without interruption.
Upcoming: "The Little Ball That Ran Away with Its Mother"
Ji Qingluo is troubled.
She has become the little ball the heroine ran away with in a melodramatic xianxia novel.+
So when she returns with her mother one day, she discovers that the three most handsome men in the book are:
The sword cultivator who can chill fourteen provinces with his blade is her biological older brother.
The ruthless Lord of the Demon Realm is her biological older brother.
The aloof Buddhist cultivator worshiped by everyone is also her biological older brother!
Ji Qingluo: Suddenly, I think the cultivation world should have a one-child policy, so I don't end up a spinster.
But that's not the point. The point is, her entire family is destined for a bad ending.
In the end, they will all be skewered like candied hawthorn by a Heaven's abandoned one named Wen Gu.
Ji Qingluo wakes up and immediately draws her sword: "Don't stop me. I'm going to kill him now and nip this in the bud."
But when she reaches Wen Gu, she discovers that this Heaven's abandoned one is only a boy in his early teens, standing amid a mountain of corpses, covered in blood, with his immortal bones shattered.
His eyes are full of disdain, as if ready to perish with the world: "Are you here to kill me too, big sister?"
Ji Qingluo hesitates: That's right, the almanac says today is an inauspicious day for killing. (He just called me big sister, for goodness' sake!)
Hearing this, the boy loses all strength and collapses into her arms.
Ji Qingluo decides: Instead of killing him on the spot, why not raise him?
But as she teaches him, things start to go off the rails.
She helps the boy soak in medicinal baths to mend his bones, but he pulls her into the pool too: "Big sister, today is a good day for bathing."
She practices swordplay with him, but he cuts off a lock of her hair and weaves it into a love knot: "Big sister, today is a good day for a haircut."
They hide in a mountain cave, and the boy makes her a bed, then holds her and refuses to let go: "Big sister, the almanac says today is a good day to set up a bed."
Legend says that Wen Gu, abandoned by the heavens, his immortal meridians long since shattered and reduced to a mortal, bites down on pain and swallows blood as he crushes the Heavenly Dao and ascends to the highest position in the Three Realms.
Everyone thinks he'll become obsessive and murderous, and wipe out the Three Venerables.
Instead, the most exalted man in the Four Seas and Eight Desolations bows his head and willingly offers her his life-sword, proposing with the Three Realms as his betrothal gift: "Big sister, today's almanac says
it's a good day to marry."
Independent, self-reliant sweetheart heroine x a wolfish, doting, scheming, unhinged male lead
My take on cultivation fiction: A slow-burn story about raising a scheming disciple, with everyday adventures, leveling up, fighting monsters, and falling in love.
Upcoming: "After Watching the Male Lead Jump from the Immortal Execution Platform!"
[The main story is in third person; the blurb is in first person.]
"Young Lord, something's happened! Emperor Cangchen chased that mortal woman and jumped from the Immortal Execution Platform!"
I hastily cover my mouth.
Maid: "Please don't be too sad. The sea below the Immortal Execution Platform is the Shufang Sea. We still have time to go down and save them."
I stop her: "Quickly, quietly seal off every path back up."
Maid: "Young Lord, are you so heartbroken you've lost your mind?"
I take my hand away from my mouth, steadying myself so I don't smile too obviously.
Happiness came too suddenly!!
Cangchen has always wanted to live as an ordinary mortal couple with his little disciple.
The Shufang Sea is a chaotic expanse between Heaven and Earth. Forget ordinary mortal couples; from now on, not even a ghost will disturb their private world.
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Eight Desolations Calendar: In the three hundredth year of the Shangqing Realm, Emperor Cangchen and his moonlight jumped together from the Immortal Execution Platform. Young Lord Yun Haiyue of the Divine Phoenix Clan temporarily takes his place and rules the Eight Desolations.
In the previous life, on the same date according to the Eight Desolations Calendar, Cangchen and I were husband and wife, but in the end I was pinned to the Immortal Execution Platform.
Cangchen personally sentenced me to have my bones stripped, slaughtered my clan, and shattered my soul!
Reborn into a second life, I won't just live it to the fullest. I'll step on him
and become the woman who rules the Eight Desolations, commands life and death, and stands above all others in the Three Realms.
#I was born to live for myself, not to bow to anyone. I will stand in the most revered position in the Three Realms and look down on everyone and everything that has ever hurt me.#
Content warnings:
1. There is a male lead, there is a male lead, there is a male lead. The second male lead becomes the main love interest, the second male lead becomes the main love interest, the second male lead becomes the main love interest. Important things are said three times.
2. The ex will be punished, and the second male lead takes his place. The Divine Lord's ashes will be scattered.
3. I'm still figuring out the balance between romance and plot. Please don't criticize if it's not to your taste.
Theme: Though my heart is full of regret and resentment, I have no regrets about standing by your side!
Also, why did the heroine act like a primary school student and make trouble with Yanlan at the beginning? Did I not notice it? I beg you very much, I am curious.
I'm like the crocodile in the melon field
! ! ! Oh my God! I thought it was Wu Changyue and Qing Xi, but I didn't expect it was Yun Xiu and the hero himself! ! ! Hahaha
"More" is a big bug for the author~
Damn, what is the past between the heroine and Yanlan? How come you went from using it to being shy so quickly?
So exciting! ! ! ! I like it so much, hehehe
It's well written, but it feels so short that I can't get enough of it.
Etc! Wu Changyue temporarily merged with the heroine, so wouldn't the witch also be able to sense when the heroine and heroine are doing something? I'm not happy anymore and I'm going to cause trouble! !
This ending was really unexpected, but it really touched my heart. Happyending.
Ah, a little confused! Watch after you gain weight
Thanks to the author for finishing this story
Also, why did the heroine act like a primary school student and make trouble with Yanlan at the beginning? Did I not notice it? I beg you very much, I am curious.
I'm like the crocodile in the melon field
! ! ! Oh my God! I thought it was Wu Changyue and Qing Xi, but I didn't expect it was Yun Xiu and the hero himself! ! ! Hahaha
"More" is a big bug for the author~ Damn, what is the past between the heroine and Yanlan? How come you went from using it to being shy so quickly?
So exciting! ! ! ! I like it so much, hehehe
It's well written, but it feels so short that I can't get enough of it.
Etc! Wu Changyue temporarily merged with the heroine, so wouldn't the witch also be able to sense when the heroine and heroine are doing something? I'm not happy anymore and I'm going to cause trouble! !
This ending was really unexpected, but it really touched my heart. Happyending.
Ah, a little confused! Watch after you gain weight