He's Clearly My Wife

Series story, The Farther You'd Better Run. Please add it to your collection~

Cheng Zhiyang had terrible luck growing up, really terrible, so he hated Qi Ze, whose luck was fantastic, exceptionally good.

One year in middle school, the two academic underachievers agreed to guess their way through the multiple-choice questions. Qi Ze got every answer right, while Cheng Zhiyang got every answer wrong.

Cheng Zhiyang got a vicious beating from his mother, while Qi Ze gloated: "When there are three short options and one long one, pick the longest. How could you still get them wrong?"

Cheng Zhiyang decided to end his friendship with Qi Ze.

For the first three years, Cheng Zhiyang was always arguing with Qi Ze. A breakup needed to be ceremonial, so Qi Ze wasn't allowed to speak to him.

Qi Ze said, "Cheng Zhiyang, let's have dinner together tonight."

Cheng Zhiyang beat Qi Ze up.

For the next two years, Qi Ze went abroad to study. Cheng Zhiyang couldn't yell at him or argue with him, and gradually lost contact with him.

When Cheng Zhiyang was twenty-four, Qi Ze suddenly showed up and clung to him, sobbing and whining.

"?" Cheng Zhiyang said. "Spit it out."

Qi Ze said, "I'm so miserable. My business failed, and I lost a million."

Cheng Zhiyang patted Qi Ze's head like he was a dog. "That's so awful?"

Qi Ze nodded repeatedly as he clung to Cheng Zhiyang.

Not long afterward, Cheng Zhiyang discovered that his bad luck had returned. First, the handsome bartender at his favorite bar quit. Then his sweet, well-behaved assistant ran off.

Seven years later, Cheng Zhiyang decided to end his friendship with Qi Ze again.

Cheng Zhiyang asked, "How much is your family's company worth again?"

Qi Ze, who was using every limb to cling to Cheng Zhiyang like a body pillow, said casually, "Five billion. Why?"

"..." Cheng Zhiyang slapped him away. "Then why don't you get lost?"

A clear-headed realist X a jealous, scheming, theatrical pain in the neck

A sweet, everyday romance. The top secretly has a crush on the bottom.

The Farther You'd Better Run

Cheng Zhiyan was still young when his family urged him to get married again and again, driving him to the brink of shutting himself away.

After thinking it over, he sent a wedding invitation to his sworn enemy, the person least likely to pretend with him and accidentally make it real.

"We'll sign the marriage agreement and the divorce agreement together. You do your thing, I'll do mine, and when the time comes, we'll get divorced."

Jiang Huan: "Sure."

After they married, Cheng Zhiyan strictly followed the contract and kept his distance from Jiang Huan.

They ate at separate tables, slept in separate rooms, and never shared the living room.

One accident led to the two of them, drunk, tumbling into bed together.

After sobering up, Cheng Zhiyan calmly wrote an addendum to the contract: they could satisfy their physical needs without taking responsibility.

After that, one bedroom was often left empty, and the addendum kept getting longer.

But two years later, Cheng Zhiyan carried a suitcase and placed a divorce agreement that had already taken effect on the coffee table in the living room.

That night, he received a text from Jiang Huan: You'd better run far away. If I catch you, I'll fuck you to death.

Cheng Zhiyan: "..."

A tough-talking top X a bottom with a heart that's not soft at all

Theme: Live well, and love yourself.