Lin Zhiwei, a well-rounded young man from the 21st century, transmigrated into a novel on a certain green site and became the male lead's master. His mission was to keep the male lead alive until he turned twenty.
In this world where even the pillars were crooked, the male lead was a heartthrob, so beautiful that he was impossible to distinguish by gender. Powerful men from every walk of life fell for him: a Dao Ancestor who wanted to force him into love, a Demon Lord who wanted to keep him captive, and a Ghost King who wanted to be buried with him. He chose to end it all by taking his own life, dying in the autumn of his eighteenth year.
Lin Zhiwei thought: (╯3╰) Easy.
The first time, he made the male lead train diligently and told him not to leave the mountain before he turned eighteen. But the little peanut ran down the mountain to save Lin Zhiwei after he was poisoned. The Ghost Doctor, a minor male character, fell in love with him at first sight and agreed to save Lin Zhiwei, as long as the male lead made a deal with him. The male lead readily agreed. Lin Zhiwei recovered from the poison and hurried to find him, only to watch him go to his death in tears.
Staring at the familiar ceiling, Lin Zhiwei thought to himself: Seriously? I just got food poisoning. The plan hadn't even worked, and that delicate little flower of a male lead had died to preserve his chastity (?). Are all the male leads on that green site this committed to chastity?
This time, Lin Zhiwei planned to help the male lead develop in every way, build a socialist cultivation world (?) and keep filling his head with Marxist-Leninist ideas.
After finally raising him to nineteen, Lin Zhiwei thought the kid was old enough to see the world, so he entrusted him to his senior brother and went off to Cloud Island to study for a year. But... less than six months later, he received a compressed file from his disciple: an urn of ashes.
The third time, he decided to send the male lead down a classic power-fantasy path. He would beat and berate him while secretly acting as the wish-granting magical old man in his pocket. Sure enough, once the male lead came of age, he slaughtered his way across the world. Thinking the matter was settled, Lin Zhiwei planned to fake his own death and retire. But instead of awakening the male lead's hatred, it left Lin Zhiwei heartbroken.
Lin Zhiwei: Gu Jianxiang, you can take your nonsense and shove it. I'm done.
* "Little peanut" means someone whose head looks big but has very little inside.
* Also known as Gu Weisheng, meaning "a little life arising between glances."
* Slightly connected to Beihai Lu, but not by much.
Theme: Prosperity, democracy, civility, and harmony
