Hey, I'm Not an All-Purpose Wishing Machine!

Fujiwara Hanako was an ordinary shut-in. One day, while farming the Abyss, he suddenly transmigrated. Something calling itself the Genshin Impact System told him he had to fulfill the wishes of anime protagonists and earn points to go home.

Mission One: Help a dedicated teacher clean up the rotten higher-ups in the Jujutsu world.

The logic was simple! If he, the Traveler, became a leader among the higher-ups, couldn't he just make all those old men retire?

Ah... It's just that this teacher is really difficult to deal with!

"Hanako! You mustn't turn into a rotten orange!" The white-haired teacher lifted his blindfold and looked at Hanako pitifully. "Have you forgotten all the loving lessons your teacher taught you over the years?"

Mission Two: Help a hardworking boy who takes care of his younger sister defeat the Demon King.

The righteous hero of the night raised his greatsword and swung it at Muzan's head!

"No! You can use Sun Breathing?!" the scumbag boss shrieked, trying to run away.

Hanako gave a crooked grin. "Before dawn, someone has to shed a little light on the darkness."

The three-person protagonist team applauded like seals. "Hanako is amazing!" "Can Hanako marry me today?" "Come fight me!"

Something strange seemed to have slipped in there.

Mission Three: Help the Hat Guy deal with the partner who's come to harass him.

As a battle priest, of course he'd solve this through battle!

"Hey, you! Don't you dare bully Lord Chuuya again!"

The bandage-wearing guy was overjoyed. "Beautiful lady, will you come die with me? If not, you can just kill me!"

Did you eat something bad in the mountains or what? Why are you talking nonsense? And also! I'm a guy!

Mission Four: Help a kind high school boy return the names of the yokai.

The half-adeptus, well versed in the law, slapped the legal code down on the table. "Your Book of Friends looks pretty thin, but it has more entries than my legal code!"

The calico pig-cat shouted unhappily, "The more names it has, the more useful it is!"

Mission Five: Help the Mage Killer bring about world peace.

The Guilty Princess... uh, Prince, looked miserable. "Although I, the prince, can do anything, I really can't do this, Master!"

I'm really not a Holy Grail that grew legs!

When Hanako finally got home and lay flat in peace, he went out again, only to discover that the anime protagonists had somehow appeared in the real world!

"Hanako, pay attention in class." The teacher at the podium, wearing blind man's glasses, tapped the blackboard.

"Hanako, I made this lunchbox myself. Would you like some?" The boy with a scar on his forehead smiled and held out the lunchbox.

The blond boy with the strange hairstyle shyly scratched his cheek. "I made this Valentine's chocolate for you. Please take it!"

He went to the bookstore to buy manga, only to run into a guy dressed in gold from head to toe. "Hey, kid, which of these two books is better?"

He was in PE class when a famous actor came to the school to film a TV drama. The tall, handsome actor took off his hat, and the lizard-shaped mole slowly moved from his neck to his cheek. "Hello. Could I get your contact information? You look familiar."

No! This has to be a dream!

Hanako was falling apart. He liked watching other people get caught up in love triangles, but that didn't mean he wanted to get caught up in one himself!

Updates in the first half of each month may be irregular because I work night shifts, and I might not have the energy to write at night. Also, let me rant: I had only a few hundred words left to finish a chapter, but Orange Melon stopped letting me write. Seriously, thanks a lot!

The author's writing is at an elementary school level, and characters may be out of character.

Theme: If you have appropriately high expectations for yourself, you can gradually achieve your ideals and wishes