- My next entertainment-industry novel, Are You Trying to Flirt with Me? Please add it to your favorites, my darlings! -
Le Yu transmigrates into a trashy romance novel as a green-tea schemer who's all talk and no skill, but loves to stir up trouble. The original character seems like a pure, innocent sweetheart on the surface, but secretly has several men on the hook at once.
In the end, the big shots' corruption meters max out, and they have their way with him as a shared plaything.
The day Le Yu arrives, he's dropped right into the middle of the love rival showdown, before the little green tea has even made it big.
Looking at the four deadly invitations on his phone, Le Yu says:
"Thanks for the invite. I'm in Jinjiang, and my specialty is cracking down on vice."
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Le Yu considers himself a straight-up straight guy, and has dodged the original male leads' advances perfectly time and time again.
Big Shot A hints late at night that he isn't feeling well and wants Le Yu to come keep him company. Le Yu instantly replies with some health advice: "How about drinking more hot water?"
Big Shot B invites him to his room on set to read a glowing script. Le Yu drags his assistant along and livestreams for his zombie followers: "Everyone, get those comments rolling!"
Big Shot C prepares a candlelit dinner just for him. Le Yu messages the group chat with his buddies: "Brothers, come join me for a meal!"
Big Shot D asks him out for drinks, a heart-to-heart, and some stargazing. Le Yu replies with a goji berry and red date emoji: "Day one of my no-drinking streak."
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With the big shots' eyes growing more and more dangerous, Le Yu still has to keep clinging to their coattails. So he reluctantly pretends to be a little green tea and hands out Good Person cards to them time and again.
That is, until the night he finally makes it in the entertainment industry and wins a trophy. One of the big shots whose advances he's dodged countless times pins him against the inside of a car, grips his chin, and murmurs,
"The whole internet is guessing how many big brothers you've got..."
"Why don't we reveal the answer?"
"Where you sleep every night."
Le Yu, rubbing his aching back: I can't dodge this anymore, can I? QAQ
*Blurb screenshotted on 2021/12/25.
Reader's Guide:
A lovable, adorable heartthrob of a bottom, Le Yu is cheerful and optimistic, and loves to crack jokes.
The official love interest is Gu Ziyan. He's the one Le Yu loves most, the craziest, and the best at putting on an act. Don't ship the wrong pairing, darlings!
One-on-one romance, both are each other's first.
[The author isn't a celebrity fan / fictional entertainment industry / no real-life models / includes chat comments and forum posts]
[When Le Yu arrives, he isn't in a relationship with anyone. He only has eyes for the true male lead]
[This world didn't exist before Le Yu transmigrated into the book / it's a generic smut novel / the cast are unconscious and lifeless / there is no so-called original bottom]
[None of the original plot described ever happened / it's just the world's consciousness trying to scare him / Le Yu follows a route that rewrites the plot]
[Le Yu is the one and only center of the world. The original plot has nothing to do with the supporting characters]
If it's not your thing, please click away.
Hope you enjoy reading!
------ Please add Do You Want to Flirt with Me? to your favorites ------
Mu Sheng became famous overnight thanks to his stunning face, winning over everyone from eighty-year-olds to eighteen-year-olds, men and women alike.
Fans say his face was sculpted by Nuwa after working overtime around the clock. He was born to be a universally adored male lead.
Not long after his meteoric rise, Mu Sheng landed a major role.
The project had everything going for it: a big budget, high pay, a strong cast, and an excellent crew. There was only one thing to think carefully about:
It was a danmei production with plenty of intimate scenes.
His fans protested as loudly as they could, but Mu Sheng loved the script, so all they could do was tearfully warn their precious Sheng not to let any bad men take advantage of him.
Mu Sheng glanced at the name of the other male lead on the contract. The man was so untouchable that he'd once declared he planned to become the king of bachelors.
He smiled helplessly, his lovely eyes curving. Maybe the other guy was worried about being taken advantage of by him.
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Having met plenty of people with ulterior motives, Ming Yiyang knew beauty was poison, and the more beautiful you were, the more lethal it was.
So his first Weibo post read: "I'll die alone. Keep your distance."
While people in the industry secretly married and had kids, slept with fans, cheated, or got into legal trouble, Ming Yiyang remained unmoved and focused on work.
Fans say he was sculpted by Nuwa after working overtime around the clock. He was born to be the perfect male lead with no love interest.
Ming Yiyang's trending topics fit his image perfectly:
Learning tai chi from a centenarian bachelor, his prayer slip at a temple revealed: trading all his romantic luck for a Grand Slam of Best Actor awards, "Who in their right mind goes on a dating show?"...
Trending Topic No. 1 on XX/XX:
Ming Yiyang corners Mu Sheng, eyes red, gripping him by the waist. Has a Jinjiang novel come to life?
Both fanbases: Huh??? Huh???
------ Please add I Just Want to Be a Foolish Beauty to your favorites ------
Rong Zhiyu was the top green-tea, unattainable white-moonlight male supporting character in the transmigration bureau's restricted-fiction division.
After flawlessly completing ninety thousand missions, the bureau granted him a long vacation.
He still had to spend the vacation inside a story, and before he left, the System asked him the usual questions.
System: Which division would you like to visit, Host?
Rong Zhiyu: Jinjiang Literature City, please.
System: This division may not have sex. Are you sure?
Rong Zhiyu: I'm sure, thanks.
System: All right. What kind of character would you like to play, Host? You may only choose once.
Rong Zhiyu looked through the division's information and lazily replied, "I'll choose foolish beauty, thanks."
System: This character type is overused and may not be favored by the world's consciousness. Are you sure?
Rong Zhiyu: I'm sure, thanks.
System: Your vacation begins now. Your destination is Doomsday Hunt. 3, 2, 1... Teleporting!
Rong Zhiyu: ? Wait? What? Aaaah!
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Rong Zhiyu diligently worked ninety thousand times in restricted fiction. Since he could only play characters of one gender, he had to play all kinds of doomed white-moonlight characters.
His daily work was either making the protagonist bottom jealous so he and the protagonist top would have a big round of sex, or tripping him up so the protagonist bottom and protagonist top would end up having a big round of sex by sheer coincidence.
In short, he had to find a way to make the top and bottom have a big round of sex.
Rong Zhiyu: I've had enough! I'm going to take it easy in a wholesome story.
But why the hell did the System drop him into a male-oriented infinite survival story?!
Rong Zhiyu, chased and cornered by all sorts of monsters during the doomsday hunt:
What happened to there being no sex?
Theme: You have to work hard to shape your own life
Excellent hunters are able to wait patiently [dog head]
Hahaha, it's not like Le Yu is so miserable, but this article is actually n/p? Unconventional n/p? Hahahahaha
I've finished reading, and I'm looking forward to the author's wife's next update [Cat Head]
Looking forward to the follow-up development of [Lop-eared Rabbit Head], come on, madam! [Come on]
Nice! The author is great, please update more! [Come on]
Didn't everyone named Gu hear this? Just drop the horse? I remember that sound can travel very far, especially if the ones inside are not very far away [question mark] [question mark] [question mark]
It looks great, please come on and update more [milk tea]
Take the lead, why do you write so slowly?
After reading more than 20 chapters, I really like Gu Ziyan. I really can't let him be on the table [poor]. He introduced the director and fell in love with variety shows. He also always takes care of the male protagonist. Even I will be tempted [cat head]
Excellent hunters are able to wait patiently [dog head]
Hahaha, it's not like Le Yu is so miserable, but this article is actually n/p? Unconventional n/p? Hahahahaha
I've finished reading, and I'm looking forward to the author's wife's next update [Cat Head]
Looking forward to the follow-up development of [Lop-eared Rabbit Head], come on, madam! [Come on]
Nice! The author is great, please update more! [Come on]
Didn't everyone named Gu hear this? Just drop the horse? I remember that sound can travel very far, especially if the ones inside are not very far away [question mark] [question mark] [question mark]
It looks great, please come on and update more [milk tea]
Take the lead, why do you write so slowly?
After reading more than 20 chapters, I really like Gu Ziyan. I really can't let him be on the table [poor]. He introduced the director and fell in love with variety shows. He also always takes care of the male protagonist. Even I will be tempted [cat head]
Isn't it updated? Woohoo.