New novel: Don't Guard Against Wolves, Guard Against You is now live. Blurb at the bottom. Pre-release: Engaged, but I Have a Husband, big puppy x little crybaby. Please add it to your favorites!
Blurb:
Pairing: gentle, cunning, domineering, and cocky x arrogant, unruly, coquettish, and timid
They say a medicine spirit needs to do only two things to become a dragon.
First, find a true dragon with powerful demonic energy who is badly injured.
Second, suck his blood. Suck hard!
Fengyue did exactly that and successfully became a dragon.
The problem was that the one whose blood she sucked was a great evil dragon who slaughtered every monster at the bottom of the Abyss whenever he got annoyed!
To save her own life, Fengyue had to come up with a third step herself:
Take advantage of the evil dragon's amnesia and pretend to be his one true love.
At first, Fengyue asked curiously, “What exactly does it mean to spend the wedding night together?”
“It means...” Ling Junzhuo glanced at the little white dragon head on his shoulder. He could hardly imagine spending the wedding night with this little monster.
“It means you light candles in a cave at night. You should probably put out some flowers and plants too, or it won't look romantic.”
Fengyue saw no problem with that. So she linked arms with him, put her arms around his waist, sat on his lap, and kissed him, then huffed and puffed until she had claimed the evil dragon.
The great evil dragon took her back to the demon realm in the Northern Lands and made her his queen.
In the royal city, Fengyue either wrapped herself around the great dragon's neck and strutted about, or chased monsters around, picking fights and comparing sizes. She was as happy as an immortal, so she decided she might as well spend the rest of her life with this silly dragon. Two dragons together forever!
That is, until Fairy Yuanqian, said to be gentle and kind and once proposed to by Ling Junzhuo, arrived in the royal city. Only then did Fengyue realize she had always been his second choice.
When she said she didn't want Yuanqian coming to the royal city, he scolded her for being unreasonable.
When she forbade him from meeting Yuanqian, he told her to learn her place.
When she injured Yuanqian, he imprisoned her and forced her to admit she was wrong.
To hell with admitting fault! In a fit of rage, Fengyue breathed fire for ten miles, burned down his palace, gravely injured his “beloved,” turned the royal city upside down, and fled.
Ling Junzhuo, your little monster doesn't want you anymore.
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Content warnings:
1. The demon realm follows the law of the jungle, so its characters' values may not stand up to scrutiny. The male and female leads use each other at first.
2. The heroine is a rare, top-grade, mutated medicine spirit, and her intelligence is unpredictable. Her healing and combat talents are maxed out. She's self-centered and may become a little crazy later on.
3. The male lead really does have a one true love, but it's a case of admiring dragons without truly loving them. They've never been together. The heroine solves problems by fighting back and refuses to compromise in love. One-on-one, happy ending.
4. There probably won't be a groveling redemption arc. Instead, the heroine grows as a person.
Setting: Medicine spirits are universal cures that can treat anything. Their effects depend on cultivation and talent. Spiritual creatures are the lowest rank and can cultivate into demons or humans, much as demons can cultivate into humans.
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New novel: Don't Guard Against Wolves, Guard Against You is now live.
Blurb:
A proper gentleman in public, shameless big bad wolf in private x smart, beautiful, theatrical actress who thinks men only get in the way of making money
Question: How can a pretty young woman shave twenty years off her career path?
Some people rely on their parents. Others marry well.
Dong Xixi goes for a wild, unconventional approach: she pretends she's already been working for twenty years.
She even puts on makeup to look middle-aged and cultivates a workplace persona that's dowdy but dependable, over-the-top but trustworthy. People call her Big Sis Dong.
But no secret stays hidden forever. One day, her boss catches her dancing at a music festival in a pretty little dress.
The man stands there with one hand in his pocket and a stern look on his face. He paces around the room seven or eight times before finally calming down, then looks at her with narrowed eyes. “Big Sis Dong?”
Dong Xixi looks guilty. “I... I did it to put the boss's wife at ease.”
The man grits his teeth and says in a low voice, “No need. I'm not interested in dating anyone from the office, and I don't have a wife.”
True enough. Her boss is handsome and has a great figure. He could have anyone he wanted. He wouldn't even be interested in her, let alone abuse his position to take advantage of her.
But after getting used to being the boss lady, why go back to being a clueless young woman?
Dong Xixi keeps dressing like a frump at work and looking gorgeous after hours, getting along famously at the company.
Until one day, she mistakes the group chat and sends a message meant for her family to the company-wide chat.
First, a photo of a hand with a mosquito bite. Then, in a cutesy voice: “Ouch, it hurts. Only a kiss from the most handsome guy in the group can make it better.”
Who would dare claim that honor? Everyone jokes around for a while, until the man with the strongest claim finally appears: “Hold out your hand.”
Dong Xixi and everyone else: !!!
Has President Liang been drinking fake liquor?
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Liang Yi realizes that the new assistant he hired is a total drama queen.
In front of other men, she's sometimes a cool beauty, sometimes a sweet little princess.
Only with him does she look old and dowdy.
So she isn't guarding against wolves. She's guarding against him?
Liang Yi laughs in anger. Fine.
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Everyone at the company knows President Liang is a proper gentleman, warm and gracious.
To prevent office gossip, he even hired a female assistant who's old and dowdy.
Everyone thinks Big Sis Dong is basically his chief eunuch.
Until one day, Assistant Ning comes back and happens to see the door to Dong Xixi's office open. The boss walks out with his collar undone, suspicious red marks smudged across his lips, and the faint outline of a handprint on his right cheek.
The man runs his tongue over his bitten lip and looks up calmly. “What are you looking at? Never seen a married couple argue?”
Theme: Keep striving and take things step by step
Does it matter whether you believe it or not? It's a bit boring to go back and forth, mainly because no one is very firm and lasts for a period of time. The previous ones are fine, but here the character is a bit broken.
Isn't the Fengyue girl a loose spirit? Why was she deceived again?
Wow, my tears are worthless
Um, actually I think whether you like someone or not, you should let them be who they are. I have absolutely no idea that you should let the other person be who you like or need to be. However, this pair is evenly matched.
, People who read it will cry and laugh at the same time. This is so well written, I urge you to update it.
Who is Sister Hongxiu? Are you leaving... That's great. I just got rid of my inner demons. She loves her so much.
I hate why I didn't wait until the end before discovering this book. I can't wait to read the whole book.
I feel like Xiaolong is OOC
No matter how much we like her, we shouldn't be together if we're not happy. I'm so angry. The heroine is so cute, but the hero always belittles her. This type of relationship is unfair.
Emm feels like life or death is just like a joke
Does it matter whether you believe it or not? It's a bit boring to go back and forth, mainly because no one is very firm and lasts for a period of time. The previous ones are fine, but here the character is a bit broken.
Isn't the Fengyue girl a loose spirit? Why was she deceived again?
Wow, my tears are worthless
Um, actually I think whether you like someone or not, you should let them be who they are. I have absolutely no idea that you should let the other person be who you like or need to be. However, this pair is evenly matched.
, People who read it will cry and laugh at the same time. This is so well written, I urge you to update it.
Who is Sister Hongxiu? Are you leaving... That's great. I just got rid of my inner demons. She loves her so much.
I hate why I didn't wait until the end before discovering this book. I can't wait to read the whole book.
I feel like Xiaolong is OOC
No matter how much we like her, we shouldn't be together if we're not happy. I'm so angry. The heroine is so cute, but the hero always belittles her. This type of relationship is unfair.