Miss Ninth planned to spend her whole life eating, lazing around, and waiting to die.
One day, Miss Ninth went out and saw someone in a wheelchair. At first, she felt a little sorry for him.
Then she learned he was just too lazy to walk.
Miss Ninth was shocked and overjoyed.
The two hit it off and got married.
Together, they lounged around and lived like happy slackers.
Theme: Enjoy life