Virtual Lingwei tripped and fell into a melodramatic novel, becoming its perverted villainess.
The original story took a bizarre turn. Driven by her lust for beauty, the perverted villainess did all sorts of stupid things: spying on the male lead as he bathed, collecting his personal belongings, and shamelessly tormenting the heroine and trying to take her first time... but failing.
The villainess’s ending was easy to guess. The male lead rescued the heroine, chopped the villainess into 999 pieces, and fed them to the dogs.
Virtual Lingwei: I mean... couldn’t I at least get a dignified ending?
System: You’re the lecherous pervert everyone in the book hates. You have to absorb lust points to stay alive.
Virtual Lingwei looked at the male lead, who was hard to stomach, tossed and turned, and finally decided to give up her ways for good and stick close to the most beautiful woman in the whole book: the heroine.
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The night the heroine was in danger and an old prince abducted her to make her his concubine, Virtual Lingwei led fifty thousand imperial guards to her rescue.
Virtual Lingwei: “Sweetheart, you’re better off with me than marrying that old geezer.”
She personally stripped the heroine and made her read erotic stories aloud all night.
When the heroine planned her return home and leapt into the turbulent river, Virtual Lingwei plunged in after her without hesitation.
Virtual Lingwei: “Baby, if you run away, this princess will lose her soul.”
After dragging the heroine ashore with great difficulty, she blushed and demanded a kiss, then tried to perform CPR after learning it from a book.
When the heroine ascended the throne, the first thing she did was throw Virtual Lingwei into the death-row cells.
Virtual Lingwei: “You can take my life, but could Your Majesty please give me a few portraits? Muah!”
Yay! My lust points were almost at the target. Freedom at last!
But the next day, the heroine came to the cell, took off her imperial robes, and leaned close. The longing in her eyes far outweighed the hatred.
The heroine: “You’ve been flirting with me all these years. Are you sure you can perform?”
Virtual Lingwei: “...”
Can I still back down now?
[A Guide to the Laughs]
1. A fictional setting, both leads are each other’s only ones, weak on logic. Just laugh and enjoy.
2. The love interest really is chaste most of the time, both physically and emotionally.
3. If you feel like cursing at the author, it’ll automatically be redirected to the male lead.
4. Please don’t offer writing advice. No need to announce if you drop the story. Let’s respect each other and meet again in another book if it’s meant to be.
Theme: Never pass up a beauty or a lovely day
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Waiting for so long and still no update? Have you given up?
Why isn't the author better yet? How can it happen that this is stuck here?
Oh, it's so difficult. Has it been greatly improved?
Well, are you still alive?
Please, please come back and fill the hole. I beg you.
So pretty! ! ! It's been a long time since I've encountered such a beautiful article! ! I like it so much! ! ! I kneel down and beg the teacher to cheer me up.
The author is back to fill in the gaps
? ? ? ? When will you come back and say something?
It looks good, remember to keep updating, big [bad laugh]