After Becoming Emperor, I Survived by Spoiling My Wife

Qin Ji was reborn into a novel as the emperor. Other emperors either expanded their territories and conquered vast lands, or governed diligently and ushered in a golden age. He, on the other hand, became a tyrant who was inept at both civil administration and military affairs, and took pleasure in tormenting people. More importantly, the person he tormented was a prince sent as a hostage from the neighboring State of Wei. He was also the protagonist who would one day hack Qin Ji to pieces and feed him to the dogs. Qin Ji: "..." So he was the one providing the protagonist with every part of the ordeal about Heaven entrusting a great mission to someone: the toiling muscles and bones, the starving body, and all the rest? No way. Absolutely not. He'd finally managed not to die, and he wasn't about to die again. He had to come up with a good plan... And so, one day, word spread through the Qin palace that their tyrant had experienced an epiphany while performing a certain bowel-cleansing activity. In the original novel, the protagonist was named Wei Yu, a pretty little beauty. The tyrant claimed Wei Yu was prettier than a woman, and forced him to do all sorts of women's work: wear women's clothes, style his hair in a bun, and put on makeup... When Qin Ji saw Wei Yu with his own eyes, he thought, How can Wei Yu be called a pretty little beauty? He's clearly a gorgeous beauty! Qin Ji immediately thought: Wife, I could just lick, lick, lick... Wei Yu's life was hard. Though he was a prince, he was humiliated. He spent years biding his time before finally taking revenge and killing the tyrant who had bullied and abused him. But when he closed his eyes and opened them again, he had somehow returned to the time when the tyrant was tormenting him! He had planned to simply kill the tyrant and be done with it, rather than suffer through that abuse again. But the tyrant stared at him, dazed, and got a nosebleed. Wei Yu: "???" Later, Wei Yu understood. The real tyrant had wanted to get with him, and this fake tyrant wanted to get with him too. The fake tyrant was fine in every way, except that he didn't seem very bright. Whatever. He couldn't get pregnant anyway, so he didn't need to worry about giving birth to a stupid dog like this fake tyrant :) [Lighthearted, sweet fluff. Please don't overthink it, because the author has no brain QAQ] Coming Soon: Not Exactly a Proper Evil God Rumor had it that there was a temple on Mount Due, where an evil god was worshipped. Xiao Gu didn't believe in evil gods. He swapped places with the bride the villagers at the foot of the mountain were offering as a sacrifice, then climbed into the bridal sedan himself and went up the mountain. The temple on the mountain was terribly desolate and dilapidated. Xiao Gu thought the evil god must be awfully undemanding to live in such a ghastly place. When he entered the temple, Xiao Gu didn't see the so-called evil god. He only saw a young man in wedding clothes, who stared at him with round, curious eyes. Xiao Gu: He's so cute. "Are you a sacrifice too? Don't be afraid. There's no evil god on this mountain. It's all a trick." Xiao Gu walked toward the young man. The young man watched Xiao Gu draw closer, then darted behind a pillar and peeked out. His head was still visible... and it was wreathed in black smoke. Xiao Gu: "???" Well, would you look at that. The evil god was this young man right in front of him? The young man was named Ci Feng, and he was the evil god of Mount Due. Xiao Gu looked at the little fool who set himself on fire while tending the stove, then fell into a well while fetching water. ...And this was supposed to be an evil god? The evil god wasn't just silly, he was poor, too. "Why are you always wearing these wedding clothes? Don't you have anything else?" Xiao Gu noticed the threads coming loose from Ci Feng's clothes. Ci Feng said quietly, "These aren't wedding clothes." Xiao Gu teased him. "They're so red, and you say they're not wedding clothes?" After laughing, Xiao Gu nearly cried. Xiao Gu stole Ci Feng away and took him home to raise, making him delicious food, buying him new clothes, and teaching him to write and draw by hand. One day, Xiao Gu was in a bad mood. Ci Feng wanted to cheer him up, so he asked the aunt who taught him to read how to make Xiao Gu happy. His aunt mysteriously slipped him a book full of pictures. "Do what the people in the pictures do." So when Xiao Gu returned from the military camp in a foul mood, he found a little evil god who had used black smoke to tie himself up, with red marks on his skin. "Ci Feng, where did you learn to do this?" Xiao Gu asked, looking away as he pulled a blanket over Ci Feng. Ci Feng answered obediently, "From a book." He added, "You taught me that the things in books make sense. The book said doing this could cheer someone up." I want to make you happy. Xiao Gu had a headache. He wasn't exactly a proper person himself, and wanted to trick the little fool into coming home with him as his wife. The little evil god didn't seem like a proper evil god either. Coming Soon: When a Teacher Transmigrates into the Master of His Rebellious Disciple My name is Ye Chongyun. I'm twenty-three years old. I became a teacher at a school as soon as I started working, and in my first year on the job, I received an "Outstanding Moral Education Worker" certificate from the local community office. Then I... transmigrated into a book. I knew I'd transmigrated into a book because a student told me that a master character in an online novel she'd read had the same name as me. Ye Chongyun: ...I really don't want to share a name with someone who dies horribly in the end, thanks. Ye Chongyun transmigrated into the book as the villain's master. Since he hadn't taken the villain on as a disciple of his own choice, he treated him harshly. The villain held a grudge, and after becoming a powerful Demon Lord, he killed his former master. Truly the world's foremost traitor to his teacher and ancestors. Ye Chongyun, after transmigrating: What's wrong with this disciple? He keeps saying, "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." There's something seriously wrong with that way of thinking! So Ye Chongyun began a career in patient, tireless education. But the rebellious disciple still betrayed his master. The villainous disciple pinned Ye Chongyun beneath him, his gaze full of affection. "Master taught me the ways of human relations. Why not teach me about the harmony of yin and yang as well?" Ye Chongyun: ...He's still a rebellious disciple, after all! Meng Qingzhou was exceptionally gifted and should have been a promising young cultivator loved by everyone in the cultivation world. But because he had half demon blood, Mount Baidi was unwilling to accept him. For the sake of appearances, they had no choice but to take him in, only to dump him on Immortal Lord Chongyun of Jade Snow Peak. Immortal Lord Chongyun had always kept aloof from worldly affairs and devoted himself to cultivation. He neglected Meng Qingzhou, a disciple he hadn't chosen himself, and didn't even say a word when others bullied him. Later, the demon blood in Meng Qingzhou awakened, and he became a demon overnight. Ye Chongyun was asked by the cultivation world to persuade him to return to the righteous path, but Meng Qingzhou killed him on the spot. Ye Chongyun was quite powerful, and though he died, Meng Qingzhou didn't fare any better. Before long, Meng Qingzhou died too. Yet Heaven treated Meng Qingzhou kindly, letting him return to the day of Mount Baidi's disciple selection ceremony. That day, Immortal Lord Chongyun, who rarely left Jade Snow Peak, came gliding through the air and picked up the still-young Meng Qingzhou. "From now on, he is my personal disciple, Ye Chongyun's. No one is to neglect him." In this new life, Meng Qingzhou discovered that his master's soul had changed. He loved him dearly. So he wrapped his arms tightly around his master, his voice almost pleading. "Master, do you really not like your disciple?" A master who only wants his disciple to be virtuous and kind, receiving A disciple who only wants to kiss and cuddle his master, attacking Theme: Brave young people face difficulties head-on