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Blurb (silly version):
Lin Nan, who acts like she can command the world but is dying to clock out, gets a phone call and embarks on a life of getting rich and doing nothing.
Readers, driven to despair by brainless protagonists, cry out in protest...
So what if you have protagonist aura?
Someone like that would have died a thousand times over in the real world!
The Jinjiang Observation Bureau steps in. Brain-dead protagonists are sent to parallel worlds that follow normal logic.
CEO: Five million for one of your kidneys!
The CEO gets arrested.
School heartthrob: Poor student? Come be my maid!
The school heartthrob makes the headlines for sexual harassment.
Long Aotian: I'll attain the Great Way. I'll prove my Dao by killing my wife!
Long Aotian is punished as a member of the demonic path.
Protagonist: Waaaah, you've all changed! You weren't like this before!
Lin Nan: Adorable viewers in my livestream, come watch the protagonist invent new ways to get himself killed! And now, let's welcome the next one!
Serious blurb:
At first, Lin Nan just wanted to watch dramas on the clock. She could livestream her commentary, have fun, and make money. What's not to love?
But as her level rose, she discovered that sometimes you can't just choose to be a lazy fish.
With ability comes responsibility.
Seeing the light about to leave the eyes of a girl being crushed by school bullying, Lin Nan said, "Fine, I'll level up, okay?"
She changed the course of some lives, became a beacon of hope for countless people, and brought them laughter and joy.
Looking back, Lin Nan realized she had already reached the top. As she livestreamed her journeys between worlds, she had gained things more precious than money.
When reporters interviewed her, Lin Nan smiled sheepishly. "You're too kind. I'm just an ordinary streamer who likes to comment on things! Sorry, it's almost time for my fan meetup. I've got to go!"
Reader's Guide:
1. The female lead is an observer. This is a nontraditional quick transmigration story in episodic form: each world has a different story and protagonist. It includes livestreaming, and the small worlds and real world alternate.
2. Told in third person. In the free chapters, she's only an observer. She starts getting involved in the third livestream. Maybe this is all part of a grand scheme. The author will do her best to see it through.
3. It's probably a silly story.
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Upcoming Story 1: After the Breakup, I Went on a Dating Show to Become a Player
Hua Yiyi lived up to her name. She spent ten years pursuing Fang Ci, while everyone watched and laughed.
She did everything he asked, acting sweet and playing cute, but in the end, all she got was a breakup. Fang Ci's name meant kindness, but he had no heart.
After getting drunk at a bar, she was in a car accident and woke up reborn in the body of an eighteen-year-old actress with a notorious reputation. When her manager yelled at her, she took the photo and saw herself surrounded by men.
Ah, well. Then let's not deny it. Your girl is a bad woman, and people love her anyway!
Player System: Ding! Strong flirting instincts detected in Host. System unlocked. Your mission is to become a player who can juggle multiple relationships and never get caught in a love triangle.
Hua Yiyi: Just what I wanted~
But Hua Yiyi never expected to run into Fang Ci again when she made her comeback on a dating show. When she ignored him, he cornered her by the door, eyes red.
Fang Ci: Yiyi, I was wrong. Please come back to me?
The men: What kind of scumbag thinks Yiyi would ever take him back?
Reader's Guide:
1. Both leads are reborn in parallel-world versions of themselves. The chase-your-wife-to-the-crematorium plot has been tossed out.
2. System, dating show, love triangle, trashy romance. The female lead is a bad woman adored by everyone.
3. The blurb may change. This is the first draft.
Theme: Ordinary people are the protagonists of their own worlds
God goes against medical common sense, hahahahahahaha
But please, madam, please don't let the heroine of the period novel have the idea of digging for gold in a garbage dump. There are many novels that I read well and then the heroine wants to go to the garbage dump to pan for gold. It's understandable that people look for textbooks, but not everyone who looks for antiques is a fool. Maybe some do, but very few. Of course, the author's own mother is so stupid that I didn't say it.
Well... Everyone, I'm a little panicked now because the author is a nerd and an all-nighter. When I was in Beijing on the 3rd, I received a text message about mass screening. Then I waited and waited. I thought there would be security guards coming around and shouting (maybe I was asleep during the day and didn't hear it). So... Today I finally heard the shouting. I went out to do nucleic acid tests happily, only to find that I was pop-up. Our nucleic acid program prevents pop-ups... I searched and found out what was going on? I... Then I had an idea and went through the landlord's circle of friends, only to find out... It turns out that I have been doing this stuff since the end of April, and then... This place was blocked today.
At first I thought his name was Xiaojira, but I didn't realize until I saw Little Trash that his name was actually Xiaojila
Turns out this is a trap (horror) I thought it was the end of the story ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ual there's a trap (horror) I thought it was the end of the story
Wife, let's complain about the real and fake daughter's favor! It's true, some articles about group pets are too fake. I won't comment on articles about children's group pets. However, some articles about real and fake group pets in the entertainment industry really leave me speechless.
Since there are scumbag men and bitch women, scumbag attack and scumbag shoujo are also indispensable, and there is also the kind of literature with red eyes, pinching the waist, and sucking burps and so on.
Has no one noticed that Shoraj = little trash? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nangong is the one with vested interests, while Shangguan is the planner, the other two are the ones who know but don't report it, the whole school is the executor, the mother is the promoter, and the father is the weak one. How should I put it? The division of labor is so clear.
No, my god, this is a bit too silly... But I somehow thought of Erha... I feel like this Nangong would be quite likable if he didn't pretend.