"It's not that I'm stingy. You really can't just touch my tail. If you do, you'll have to marry me." The good little bunny hid his fluffy tail and explained earnestly.
"Be good, let me touch it one more time, and I'll marry you." The man's voice was low and dangerous.
"You can't marry me. I've already promised to marry Brother A this year, Brother B next year, Brother C the year after that, Brother D... My whole life is already booked." The good little bunny counted on his fingers.
Theme: Adorable, adorable.