Coming soon: The Dating Show Director Is Forced to Be a Goofball
Coming soon: Happy New Year, Second Brother and Sister-in-Law!
Blurb:
[Game settings inspired by the variety shows Crime Scene and Great Detective. Rules have been adjusted and changed.]
1. The Yue Lai Inn (ancient-style free-for-all: completed)
2. Are You Human? (apocalyptic technology: completed)
3. A Dramatic Show (amnesiac cruise ship: completed)
4. Tangyuan Kingdom (Lantern Festival celebration: completed)
5. Werewolf Among the Tribes (live-action: completed)
6. Planet Meow and Planet Woof (finale: completed)
Blurb:
Bai Lian is exactly what her name suggests: a drama queen.
She kept it well hidden until Please Vote, a role-playing, full-immersion detective game, burst onto the scene and set off a worldwide craze for mystery-solving. Then she let loose!
Bai Lian: You can't imagine how much fun it is to be a drama queen ^_^! I cried, but I was faking it. I acted like a green tea girl, and yep, I was faking that too.
A proper young lady possessed by a sentient faucet, a coldhearted doctor who doesn't blink while dissecting corpses, a period-drama heroine who loses her memory from the start... I can be whatever you want.
Only the viewers watching the livestream from an omniscient perspective can see just how thrilling the twists and turns are beneath the roiling surface.
Bai Lian calmly said to Player B, "I just saw Player A go looking for you."
The comments: [Mom, this woman is lying!!!]
When Bai Lian picked up a handkerchief, the players still hadn't realized how serious things were.
Comments filled the screen: [Run!!!]
Bai Lian: This game is so much fun!
The players: Don't come any closer!
But this full-immersion game seems to have a bug. Why do the dead keep showing up? Why is the murderer so terrified?
Bai Lian looked at her resurrected fiance. "Oh, this is exciting!"
[Important: This is primarily a murder mystery game. The romance is a minor element. The male lead is data, but he won't be trapped in the game. He is not the original Young Master Ma from the script.]
Coming Soon: The Dating Show Director Is Forced to Be a Goofball
Ji Xia transmigrated into a book and became the director of a knockoff dating show.
And the cast were all a bunch of spectacular misfits.
The main characters' lives were full of melodrama, colorful, earth-shattering, and destructive enough to wreak havoc for hundreds of miles around.
So I'm an NPC in a novel. In that case...
"Let them do what they want. A script? No way am I following a script in this life. I'll just shoot their everyday lives to make ends meet."
As she said this, she was sipping a coconut on a beach chair.
Blue skies, white clouds, bright sunshine, the guests doing the work while the director vacationed. Perfect.
But on the first day, a tribe of wild men kidnapped the sponsor.
On the second day, a tsunami struck.
On the third day, the goofy guests started breaking up the couples.
On the fourth day, the shabby little show became a huge hit!
[Warning! Warning! The original story's plot has deviated!]
Director Ji smiled. I just wanted a vacation. I'm tired. Let's destroy everything.
A benevolent smile.
Ji Xia, a powerhouse before transmigrating, is now a nationally renowned variety show director.
...The Male Lead...
The replacement guest was a cool guy.
The new guest showed off his singing voice and unleashed a soul-stealing, life-ending attack on the director.
The cool guy had a distant air, his gaze heavy. "Director, what do you think of my singing?"
Ji Xia clapped. "Like hearing funereal music: your ears go numb for a moment."
If I've done something wrong, punish me according to the law.
The cool guy kept a straight face, though the tips of his ears turned red. "I li... like... it or not..."
Ji Xia: "??? What do you mean, 'like it or not'?!"
The staff were shocked. "Director, we're live!"
The cool guy: She actually praised me, saying, "Like hearing music, your ears grow clear for a moment." I think she likes me.
The agent who saw right through him: "Hmph."
Coming Soon, Second Novel: Happy New Year, Second Brother and Sister-in-Law!
After a catastrophe struck the vampire race, their numbers dwindled until only one in ten remained. The Council of Elders decided to force the thousand-year-old bachelors to take partners, strengthening their pureblood ranks.
Smith Nian, the most brazen double agent in vampire history, was matched with the eldest son of the Augustine family on her thousandth birthday.
The next day, she heard that her fiance had entered a deep sleep.
Nian Nianjiu: ???
A car, a house, and no parents. How was being a widowed bride supposed to be a good thing?!
But the Augustine family still gave her a lavish wedding. The man arrived covered in smoke and blood, marrying her in a hurry without even changing his suit. As he put the ring on her finger, he smiled faintly and greeted her. "I look forward to working with you, sister-in-law."
She was alluring yet merciless, the wife of his good big brother.
Nian Nianjiu felt a chill run down her spine. ...I feel like a huge predator is watching me.
Then the startled little bat and the big bat got into a fight and tore the castle apart.
The underlings: "Second Brother and Sister-in-law... they really get along..."
Augustine Yate, the number two man in the supernatural world and the strongest vampire alive, came to a realization after enduring explosions, tsunamis, and enemy attacks: "My dear sister-in-law is seriously trying to kill me!"
After her plan was exposed, Nian Nianjiu decided to save herself by sneaking into the study at night to investigate. Then she heard that bastard making strange noises, rocking the sofa while murmuring her name!
The man let out a low moan.
Nian Nianjiu: "!!!"
Damn it! I thought you couldn't perform?!!!
"Can't perform?" He laughed angrily and pressed her fangs against his neck. "Good girl. Take a bite."
Her cheeks flushed. "Augustine Yate, are you trying to get yourself killed? My blood pact isn't for you to use at a time like this!"
The vampire chuckled. "I'm the one who married you, and I'm the one you killed. Sister-in-law, your blood pact should have been mine all along."
One day.
Yate: Sister-in-law, why do you smell like a nasty werewolf? Have you betrayed the Augustines and joined forces with the enemy?
Nian Nianjiu, surprised: How could I? Second Brother, I've never hidden the fact that I want to kill you.
Yate: Sister-in-law, your fluffy tail is showing.
Nian Nianjiu, calm and arrogant: Second Brother, children who know too much don't live long. I've found an underwater grave that's perfect for you. It's called Atlantis. Doesn't it suit you perfectly?
Yate: ...Hmph.
According to the butler, Second Master and Madam had another fight that night. It echoed throughout the castle all night without stopping. They get along so well! (They really were just fighting!)
A refined villain x a heartless little thing.
Theme: Uncover the truth and respect the dead.
Oh, it's really a pineapple. Apart from the purple sweet potato's attitude, I didn't expect that I guessed it right? ! I'm so awesome hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Is it the "Why doesn't he come and kiss me"? Excluding Purple Sweet Potato, Xiaowu, and Peanut (because Peanut's reaction to seeing this sentence in Black Sesame's diary was normal and still confronted), only Cheese is left. But Cheese is a spy, and Black Sesame didn't recognize him at first, so he was also excluded. That's the background board – pineapple glutinous rice balls?
I vote for rose, love and hate
Anything can be made into glutinous rice balls
I am a staunch sweetheart about making glutinous rice balls at home during the Lantern Festival, but...
The fruit dumplings my family made were so weird, and then they gave me a sausage dumpling. I was shamefully shaken.
A man killed his son and gave it to his wife to eat?
Bad ending? Where are the parents? Fortunately, I like to read the ending first
Oh haha, a game within a game, a matryoshka doll (why no one commented, is my Jinjiang broken?)
! ! ! Updated! ! ! It's over! ! ! ! ! What did I miss-
Le, this village chief hahahahahahahahahaha
Oh, it's really a pineapple. Apart from the purple sweet potato's attitude, I didn't expect that I guessed it right? ! I'm so awesome hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Is it the "Why doesn't he come and kiss me"? Excluding Purple Sweet Potato, Xiaowu, and Peanut (because Peanut's reaction to seeing this sentence in Black Sesame's diary was normal and still confronted), only Cheese is left. But Cheese is a spy, and Black Sesame didn't recognize him at first, so he was also excluded. That's the background board – pineapple glutinous rice balls?
I vote for rose, love and hate
Anything can be made into glutinous rice balls
I am a staunch sweetheart about making glutinous rice balls at home during the Lantern Festival, but... The fruit dumplings my family made were so weird, and then they gave me a sausage dumpling. I was shamefully shaken.
A man killed his son and gave it to his wife to eat?
Bad ending? Where are the parents? Fortunately, I like to read the ending first
Oh haha, a game within a game, a matryoshka doll (why no one commented, is my Jinjiang broken?)
! ! ! Updated! ! ! It's over! ! ! ! ! What did I miss-