I Have No Choice but to Become the Villain's Wife

On the first day of his summer vacation before senior year, Chi Yu was bundled off by the System into a cultivation novel about a domineering protagonist. His task was to eliminate the great villain, Xie Xiyi. Chi Yu looked at the villain, whose whole body was poisonous, whose every strand of hair could melt a Nascent Soul body, and who carried a Ten Thousand Souls Banner refined from the souls of countless prodigies. He was utterly wicked and guilty of the most heinous crimes. His eyes widened in shock. Who's supposed to fight the villain, me? * According to the System's walkthrough, Chi Yu had to become the person Xie Xiyi trusted most in order to steal his fortune. Then, as the villain's most trusted person, he could strike a fatal blow and save the world. The walkthrough offered three routes with a high chance of success: become Xie Xiyi's wise and wonderful mentor, his lackey, or his beloved. The first time, Chi Yu chose the mentor route. Before he could offer any heartwarming words of wisdom, Xie Xiyi ran him through with a sword. Game over. The second time, Chi Yu chose to be his lackey. He poured out his loyalty to Xie Xiyi, swearing to follow him to the death, only to be stabbed through the heart with a sword. Game over. The third time, straight guy Chi Yu couldn't bring himself to take the beloved route. When he saw Xie Xiyi again, he immediately switched sides, crying as he clung to the man's leg. "Boss, I was forced into this! The System made me do it! It told me to win your trust, steal your fortune, and stab you in the back! Aaaah!" * Later, Chi Yu got his wish and became Xie Xiyi's little tagalong. Though his body was covered in restraining curses, at least he was alive, and Chi Yu was quite content. Later still, Xie Xiyi dragged Chi Yu into bed and dissolved the thing he'd been using to protect his behind with a single palm strike. His laughter was enticing. "Afraid of me?" Chi Yu: "..." Fuck, aaaaaah! * Extra scene 1: Xie Xiyi asked Chi Yu, "Is there anything else you're hiding from me? Confess everything." Chi Yu scratched his head. "I'm immune to your poison?" Xie Xiyi's pale lips curled into the brightest smile Chi Yu had ever seen. "Good. Now I can touch you." At the time, Chi Yu had no idea what Xie Xiyi meant by touch. When he finally found out, Chi Yu regretted everything. Confessing everything and getting railed was only natural, right? (x) Extra scene 2: Chi Yu: "Your poison gives me a stomachache. I really can't take it. Can we break up?" Xie Xiyi: "Heh." Also known as: A Disciple, a Friend, a Tagalong, But Never a Wife Reader's Guide: 1. Bottom's POV. Sunny, cheerful, passionate and energetic double agent bottom x beautiful, powerful, tragic, celibate, unhinged, devoted, and restrained top 2. The top is completely unhinged, a genuine lunatic. Seriously unhinged! 3. A huge, huge, huge, huge sweet treat. The classic "falling for him" story. The top spoils the bottom! He becomes human for love (x) 4. The cover shows the author's imagined adult version of Little Puppy Fish! 5. Please leave comments and add it to your favorites! QAQ - A little plug for my next novel: The Real Young Master Refuses to Be Hated by Everyone Blurb: Everyone knows Xie Mi has a beautiful face, but he's greedy, petty, malicious, twists the truth, and lies through his teeth. He's hollow inside. Xie Mi was only brought back to the Xie family at seventeen as their real young master. Before that, he had been rolling around in the mud of poverty. After turning seventeen, he had a mansion, luxury cars, and more money than he could spend, but his malicious nature ruined the excellent hand he'd been dealt, earning him the hatred of his parents and brothers. Everyone who knew about his sordid past was certain that sooner or later, Xie Mi would be kicked out of the Xie family. When that happened, he would wish he were dead. But at some point, Xie Mi suddenly changed. He stopped making a scene and using exaggerated, biting words to get his family's attention. He stopped viciously attacking his adoptive older brother, who still lived at home, and stopped luring his younger brother into a life of ruin. He stopped street racing, distanced himself from his worthless friends, gave up smoking and drinking, dyed his hair back to black, picked up his books again, and started taking his studies seriously. Everyone told him, "Xie Mi, stop pretending. We know what kind of person you are." Xie Mi only smiled and said nothing. His parents and brothers didn't believe him. They mocked him and watched coldly as he kept up the act day after day. It wasn't until Xie Mi got into a good university and became more and more outstanding, more and more dazzling, that they realized they had been wrong. Xie Mi had really changed. * Xie Mi has a secret: he was reborn. In his previous life, his family finally reached their limit and took away his mansion, luxury cars, and money, exiling him to a remote little city. He had briefly experienced heaven, only to spend decades rolling around in the mud of the mortal world. He learned self-discipline, restraint, and everything a life of poverty could teach him. After being reborn, he no longer sought attention or love. Like a craftsman, he was willing to spend ten years refining himself into a masterpiece. Yet after he stopped seeking their affection, all the people who had hated him in his previous life came swarming back. Longing and desperate, they wanted even the smallest bit of his attention. Even Pei Yunshen, the mysterious man with whom he had never interacted in his previous life, subtly offered him a ticket to the opera. Reader's Guide: 1. Bottom's POV. A composed bottom who likes dry jokes and deadpan humor x a steady, powerful top 2. A touch of narcissism. The bottom is very self-reflective, his own muse, and is calm and composed. 3. From everyone's most hated to everyone's darling 4. Please add it to your favorites~ Completed works: Hello, We're Getting Married, with a sunny, cheerful bottom x a devoted, reserved top You Also Have Issues!, click into my author page to read it, mwah! Theme: Your destiny is in your own hands