I Pretend to Be a Fool in a Wealthy Family

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At first, I just wanted to play around with the little dummy next door.

But then... I couldn't get enough.

Born into a wealthy family, You Mi only wants to be a happy little salted fish!

Unfortunately, she is the most beautiful woman in the whole book, the cherished first love and unforgettable obsession of countless exceptional men.

Every kind of domineering love affair comes crashing down on her, causing heartbreak, suffering, and even death.

You Mi doesn't want to go through anything that excruciating. Since she can't choose to be reborn, then... she'll become a rich family's idiot!

Who would fall for a beauty who drools all day?

If anyone does, it must be true love!

Otherwise, he must be an idiot too.

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One day, You Mi overhears her parents discussing her marriage.

"Chen Mu is a good kid, but..."

"Stop criticizing him. Our You Mi isn't exactly any better."

You Mi is so scared she stops drooling. Chen Mu seems to be an idiot too!

Is she about to get caught in her own trap?

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To successfully break up this match, You Mi often goes to play with Chen Mu.

When people are around, she drools and giggles like an idiot while playing in the sand with him.

When no one's around, she wipes her mouth. "Little Chen Mu, you like candy, right? Go tell your mother you don't like You Mi, and Big Sis will give you lots and lots of candy~~"

But then the big dummy stops giggling too and drops the shovel he was using to dig in the sand. "Little You Mi, you like dolls, right? Go tell your mother you don't like Chen Mu, and Big Bro will give you lots and lots of dolls..."

You Mi: "...I thought I was doing a great job pretending. I didn't realize someone else could put on an even better act."

Chen Mu: "At first, I just wanted to play around with the little dummy next door. But then, I couldn't get enough."

P.S.:

The heroine can turn her drooling on and off at will~

Two elementary school kids falling in love, each more childish than the other

Blurb written on 2021/12/27

Theme: Care for children