After Becoming a Mermaid, I Turned Myself In

[Coming soon: Quick transmigration: The Gu King Little Bee Goes Home to Farm + A Guide to Building an Academy in the Wilderness] [The author, who works hard to write and update every day, deserves a collection] Lan Qinlan has been an orphan since childhood, then suddenly turns into a mermaid! Before he can even celebrate, he realizes he's about to become a dead fish... He watches his hair fall like autumn leaves. He watches his tail scales turn from gold to dull yellow, then fall off one by one. Lan Qinlan is shocked: You can't soak in this seawater! He spots a patrol ship, quickly surfaces, and turns himself over to the state while barely clinging to life. Help, I can't survive as a mermaid! Please, country, adopt me! You can do anything as long as you don't cut me up! The experts who rush over at the news: ...There's no need to cut you up. Just give us a few of your shed scales, a little of your fallen hair, and a drop of blood from your fingertip. After studying him, the experts discover that... Lan Qinlan is going bald because his scales can absorb and break down toxic substances in seawater, thereby purifying it. But the toxins break down more slowly than they're absorbed, so Lan Qinlan has successfully poisoned himself. Lan Qinlan is shocked: So I died from seawater poisoning in my previous life? The experts' eyes light up! Lan Qinlan is horrified! The experts stare eagerly at the scales Lan Qinlan has contributed. Let the experiments begin! Lan Qinlan gets a seaside villa and a national mermaid ID card. Once his hair grows back and his scales regrow with their original golden sheen, Lan Qinlan declares that he's the most handsome mermaid around, and he won't hear any arguments! As a mermaid adopted by the state, he occasionally earns a little extra on the side. Keeper: A cargo ship capsized in the Huang River. Keeper: An orca is stranded on the beach. Keeper: A stretch of river needs to be surveyed. Keeper: There's a travel allowance and a bonus. Lan Qinlan rolls up his sleeves: Leave it to me! [Please note] This story is set in an entirely fictional world! [Completed Works and Upcoming Stories] [My Backyard Farm [System]] Blue Yu's peaceful farming life after returning from the cultivation world. Complete and ready to binge~ Upcoming stories: [Quick Transmigration: Little Bee Goes Home to Farm] [Heir to the Wilderness Academy [Spiritual Qi Revival]] [A Freshwater Mermaid's Daily Foraging Trips]. Blurbs below↓↓ Feng Yaxiong, who is only 166 centimeters tall, perfectly completes his quick transmigration mission and is sent home by the game System. The first thing he does after getting home is hug a bowl of rice and eat three bowls in a row: Waaah, it's so good! Teacher Lan, with dark skin and a gloomy expression, watches Feng Yaxiong eat until he's stuffed and sighs with relief. "You're back. That's what matters." Feng Yaxiong: "Teacher~" Teacher Lan: "I sent you into the mountains to cultivate Gu. You went for half a month and came back empty-handed?" Feng Yaxiong: Teacher, you might not believe me, but I cultivated myself into the Gu King, and I can even turn into a little bee! Teacher Lan: "Pack your things. You're going back into the mountains tomorrow." Feng Yaxiong, the little bee Gu King, fearlessly heads into the mountains. Seven days later, he returns successfully and shows Teacher Lan the new minion he just cultivated. "Teacher, look!" Teacher Lan: "..." This plump, fluffy, yellow-and-black bumblebee is the Gu my disciple cultivated? Forget it. What can you do? You have to praise your own disciple! So Feng Yaxiong successfully inherits his teacher's position as a Gu doctor, along with three mu of land, three mountains, and a valley. His teacher says the world is so big, he wants to go see it. His student can stay and look after the home! This is just what Feng Yaxiong, exhausted from his quick transmigration missions, wants. The former quick transmigration expert keeps busy building houses, growing grains, vegetables, and flowers, raising all kinds of tasty animals, and occasionally raising a capable little minion. Life is peaceful enough, except people keep coveting his little cuties! Bad guy: Your little cuties aren't cute at all!!! Feng Yaxiong: How can little bees not be cute? Bad guy: A cute little thing? An Asian elephant that could crush you with one foot? A giant snake that could swallow two of me? A huge water buffalo that could kill me with one horn? Or a big golden tabby cat that could knock me dead with one swipe? Short skit: Feng Yaxiong: Gu have to keep up with the times too. How about a Dream Butterfly Gu for falling asleep quickly? How about a Spider Gu for curing baldness? How about a Silkworm Gu for getting rid of acne? How about an Ant Gu for improving eyesight? Village chief: Ahem, Little Xiong, we can't raise Gu. Feng Yaxiong: Oh, right! How about a silk face mask? How about using ants to improve your eyesight? Customer: Can't?!!! The plain and simple farming life of a quick transmigration expert who cultivated himself into the Gu King after returning home. [Danmei upcoming story: Starts after Little Bee is complete, or when the collection count reaches 1,000.] After spiritual qi revival, life on Earth begins unlocking golden fingers: The power of the five elements, Taoist arts, special abilities, bloodlines... There's no limit to the golden fingers people can unlock. As the only totem warrior in the wilderness, Wu Bujing returns to Earth after spiritual qi revival and inherits the Wilderness Academy in the mountains behind his home. The official cultivation schools of Daxia now stand as three great powers, while all kinds of cultivation academies and sects spring up like mushrooms after rain. The Wilderness Academy has nothing but its foundation left. Apart from its dean, Wu Bujing, who's only one entry short of completing the entire collection, there's nothing else. Wu Bujing: Really starting from scratch. Ji Changyi comes to the mountains to clear his head and spots the Wilderness Academy's admissions notice. Admissions requirement: Must be alive. Ji Changyi, who was judged to have failed to awaken his bloodline: There's actually a school that's right for me. Ji Changyi: Dean, how much is tuition? [Pulls out a card] Is one million enough? Wu Bujing snatches the card: Why be a student? From this moment on, you're the academy's vice dean! * In Wu Bujing's eyes, Vice Dean Ji Changyi is a human with a snake's tail. He's the one missing entry in Wu Bujing's collection, so even if he has no money, Wu Bujing has to keep him here. I'll fight monsters and support you! Wu Bujing's eyes shine: My complete collection! In Ji Changyi's eyes, the dark-skinned dean, covered in tattoos, looks at him strangely. Ji Changyi blushes: That's a little embarrassing~ * Wu Bujing: Vice Dean Ji, meet me in the woods! Ji Changyi: Is Dean Wu asking me out to confess his feelings? Wu Bujing: Let's fight. If I win, I'll tattoo Ji Changyi over my heart. [Complete collection obtained √] Ji Changyi: What? You're going to beat me up and tattoo me over your heart! [I'm in!] * Later, the Wilderness Academy ranks fourth nationwide, and its average combat strength ranks first. The only requirement for enrollment on the website: You must have tattoos! No! You must accept a totem imprint! The only school rule: You have to fight for your totem. Win, and it's yours. Lose, and you leave the academy. The only warning: The dean's totems are all our ancestors. Don't overestimate yourself and challenge them. The only rule of thumb: The vice dean belongs to the dean! The dean belongs to the vice dean! To outsiders, the Wilderness Academy is a school full of battle-crazed lunatics, all covered in tattoos! A dark-skinned uke, a totem warrior who returned from the wilderness with a near-complete collection and is obsessed with filling it, x a fair-skinned seme with an awakened bloodline, a human body and snake tail, and money to burn ***[My friend Fengxiang's upcoming Danmei story] [A Freshwater Mermaid's Daily Foraging Trips] Black Jin, a freshwater mermaid, is one of the most renowned beauties in his circle thanks to his bright red tail. He even wins the favor of a family of ocean mermaids and gets engaged to a handsome ocean mermaid. Unexpectedly, as Black Jin comes of age, his red tail gradually becomes mottled, and the new scales that grow in are dull and dark. After being "disfigured," he is jilted, rejected by his family, and thrown onto a deserted island to fend for himself. Little mermaid Black Jin eats whatever he manages to catch each day. If he catches little shrimp, he eats shrimp. If he catches a whale, he devours the whole whale. On the island, Black Jin awakens his memories and discovers that he's actually a black fish spirit who failed his tribulation, with no connection to the so-called family at all. Years later, Black Jin becomes the top healer in the Mermaid Empire: Barnacles on sea turtles; Infections in sea snakes; Even the deep-sea sea monsters' insanity can be cured by Black Jin. Meanwhile, the family that lost Black Jin quickly falls into decline and poverty. An insane sea monster seme x a fierce, lucky black fish spirit uke P.S. If you like this story, please click the collection button below. If you like the author, you can bundle all their stories together and take them home~ Theme: Persevere, and never give up.