Playing the Drama Queen in a Torture Romance [Showbiz]

My name is Xiao An. I'm an optimistic homebody who accidentally transmigrated into a tragedy-romance novel.

This old-school melodrama is unbelievably over-the-top, and the male and female leads are deeply in love.

The obsessive villain locks the heroine away and kills her over the smallest thing. Then the male lead kills the villain and kills himself.

It's a three-person story where everyone dies together.

What a bunch of lunatics!

Luckily, I'm only a substitute for the heroine, a thoroughly ordinary, washed-up actress with barely any lines.

Obviously, the smart thing to do is run as far away as possible.

But the System suddenly came online: "Since you weren't supposed to die, if you die by accident, you can return to your original world..."

Die by accident?

So I immediately kicked the male lead aside and ran back, pushed the heroine away, and threw myself into the obsessive villain's arms.

I dabbed at my nonexistent tears and sobbed:

"Male lead, I know you don't love me. Why don't you let me take her place? I hope you two stay together forever, never have children, uh, I mean, have lots of descendants."

I met the obsessive villain's dark, sinister gaze.

He was so handsome, with pale skin, sharp European features, and a pair of little pointed canines.

Come on, kill me already!

Hoping to reach paradise sooner, I personally offered my soft, pale neck to the villain.

But he looked at the red marks on my skin, his Adam's apple bobbed, and in the end he brought me some safflower oil.

Huh? I must have done something wrong!

So I went all out trying to get myself killed.

I was difficult, unreasonable, and nitpicked everything, kicking and punching him, throwing hands...

At last, the obsessive villain's eyes turned bloodshot. His villainous turn was late, but it had finally arrived. I closed my eyes peacefully.

But when I opened them, I was at a proposal in front of a crowd of witnesses, with him down on one knee.

Everyone cheered. Only the original male lead wept bitterly, full of regret.

I was on the verge of tears. Where had I gone wrong?

What a mess!

[Male Lead's Perspective]

Xie Gui is a vampire who has lived for ten thousand years.

By chance, he discovered that he was actually the villainous male supporting character in a novel.

Everyone feared him, hated him, and slandered him, all because he was just a tool for creating angst.

What did an endless lifespan, a face that defied the heavens, and the status of China's richest man mean to him?

Just as he was preparing to spend the rest of his life by the ancient tree in front of his castle, a sweet but feisty little rabbit suddenly crashed into him. She laid her soft, pale neck in his palm, bringing the first ray of sunlight into his world.

A silly, sweet, feisty rabbit heroine × A socially anxious vampire big shot, waiting for a rabbit to come along

[Content Notes]

Both leads are each other's only partners, one-on-one, happy ending, silly and sweet

The synopsis is written in first person; the full story is in third person.

The opening and ending of the first part of the synopsis play on a synopsis by Douyin creator @Xiao Ma Only One Meter Nine.

The cover character design is from the kindhearted BS user Gu.

[First version of synopsis written on 2021.09.03; screenshot saved]

Theme: Seek common ground while respecting differences, build a future through hard work