[I started writing in a rush without an outline, and couldn't keep the story going. My writing wasn't good enough to express the plot I wanted, and the story even went completely off track. Writing it was painful, and waiting for updates was painful for readers too, so I've made it free to read. Sorry.]
Jiang Lu is a hopeless romantic. To meet its performance targets, the System paid a fortune to send him into old-fashioned melodramatic romance novels to complete missions.
Jiang Lu: I get paid to fall in love? What a deal!
The System explained that nine out of ten Hosts it had taken on before had fallen apart. Its standards weren't high: Jiang Lu just had to follow the plot, avoid derailing it, and get a passing score for completion.
Jiang Lu: As long as the pay is good, I'll grovel however you want.
Not long after entering the first world, the System hesitated. The pay wasn't so high that he needed to grovel...
What Jiang Lu didn't tell the System was that, besides being a hopeless romantic, he was also a lithromantic.
Arc One:
Jiang Lu is a pathetic substitute lover. He negotiates business deals for the scumbag gong, does his laundry and cooking, and is mocked by the gong's friends as a lovesick dog. He even lets the gong's white moonlight pretend to be him and reunite with his birth parents, just to make the gong happy.
Then the gong is moved by Jiang Lu's fervent love and returns some of his feelings. Jiang Lu immediately discards him like garbage and falls for the gong's archenemy instead.
Arc Two:
Jiang Lu is a pathetic blood servant with a mere 0.5 presence. The soul's supporting love interest is everyone's darling. Scumbag gong number one, a vampire prince, wants Jiang Lu to exchange blood for the darling. Scumbag gong number two, the wolf king, pushes him in front of a blade to protect the darling. Scumbag gong number three, a vampire hunter, makes him take the fall to cover for the darling.
Jiang Lu is humble and patient in the name of love, granting every demand, until scumbag gong number one returns his feelings. Jiang Lu immediately throws himself into the arms of scumbag gong number two.
He empties scumbag gong number one's treasury for scumbag gong number two. When scumbag gong number two is moved by his sincerity and returns his feelings, Jiang Lu runs straight to scumbag gong number three without looking back, digging out the hearts of scumbag gongs one and two for his sake.
Arc Three:
Jiang Lu is a hopeless romantic who cultivates the Unfeeling Dao. Scumbag gong number one is his senior fellow disciple, a brother who dotes on his younger sister. The sister trains diligently but has no talent, so Jiang Lu willingly gives up his sword bones for his senior, and the sect abandons him.
The sister is seriously ill and urgently needs a rare medicine. Jiang Lu crawls on his knees all the way to Jinchan Temple, until his knees are raw, to beg for it. His senior is moved by Jiang Lu's burning love and returns some of his feelings. Jiang Lu breaks up with him on the spot, and his cultivation soars.
He falls for scumbag gong number two, an ordinary mortal, and digs out his senior's spiritual root to restore the sword bones for gong number two, all so gong number two can cultivate immortality.
Warnings:
■ Jiang Lu really does grovel, really does love, and really is utterly heartless when he falls out of love.
■ One-on-one pairing with a split personality gong. The gong is the same person from beginning to end.
■ Old-fashioned melodrama, scumbag gong and pathetic love interest.
■ The arcs are not written in order.
■ The characters' values are not the author's values.
-- [Coming Next] --
The Sand-brained Love Interest Steals the Scumbag Gong's Role [Quick Transmigration]
Blurb: Jiang Chou Mian is selected by a livestream System and transmigrates as the protagonist love interest in various regret-and-redemption worlds.
He must endure being stripped of his inheritance, being one of the substitutes for the white moonlight, being stabbed to death, and all kinds of physical and emotional abuse until he finally gives up. Only then does the scumbag gong put on a token chase-and-redemption show, saying, "I'll give you my life," and using an illness buff to reconcile with him for a perfect ending.
Jiang Chou Mian: That's it? It's over already? Does this chase-and-redemption arc even fill two pages?
The System: What do you know? Love has countless ways of being expressed. The more brutally he treats you, the more deeply he loves you. Didn't you see him kneel?
Jiang Chou Mian stretches his limbs: I get it. You're absolutely right.
Arc One: The CEO Scumbag Gong's Redemption Arc
As one of the CEO scumbag gong's substitutes for his white moonlight, Jiang Chou Mian knows that looks and bearing are superficial. To be a good substitute, you have to match the personality.
So when the scumbag gong comes to him to reminisce about the white moonlight, Jiang Chou Mian follows the persona of a homophobic, straight guy who punches people, and gives the gong a hard slap.
The scumbag gong clutches his face, furious.
Jiang Chou Mian (obediently): But didn't you want me to imitate your white moonlight? Wasn't my personality close enough? If it wasn't, I can give you a few more.
Livestream viewers: ?? Why is the love interest in this redemption arc hitting people?
Arc Two: The Gold-Digging Scumbag Gong's Redemption Arc
At the time, Jiang Chou Mian is a pampered young master and the richest man in the region. He sends people to gather a group of raggedly dressed but handsome, distinguished young orphans from poor districts, then has them kneel in two rows in a lavish hall.
Sitting in a chair inlaid with gorgeous gems, Jiang Chou Mian wears a troubled expression. Which one of them is the gold-digging scumbag gong?
How about this: whoever licks my boots the hardest gets to be the scumbag gong.
Jiang Chou Mian thinks this is the only way for the scumbag gong to stand out.
As it turns out, thanks to his competitors' ruthless rivalry, the scumbag gong nearly never wakes up again.
Livestream viewers: ...Uh, why did my darling's charm suddenly become so tacky?
Arc Three: The Scumbag Gong Who Kills His Wife to Prove His Dao
The scumbag gong gazes deeply at Jiang Chou Mian, draws his sword, and delivers a line both passionate and cold: I love you. You are my Dao. I must kill you to prove my Dao. There is no way to have the best of both worlds. I'll wait for you to come back in your next life and take revenge.
The livestream viewers are moved too:
[Waaah, my darling is so devoted. He's just bad with words! If he doesn't prove his Dao, he won't be able to stand beside the love interest in the future. Besides, the love interest won't really die, and my darling will be hated by him after he cultivates anew. That's so tragic. Can't the love interest be a little more understanding?]
[I'm a love-interest fan, but even I think the gong is kind of pitiful. The love interest only lost his body, but the gong personally snuffed out his own feelings! Waaah, from now on, that cold and righteous sword cultivator with a hint of tenderness is gone forever.]
[He didn't even plan to destroy the love interest's soul. Isn't it obvious he's letting him cultivate anew and hate him? I want to see who dares call this sword cultivator a scumbag gong!]
Who could have guessed that Jiang Chou Mian would dodge the attack at the next moment and stab back with his own sword? The scumbag gong, pierced through, stares at him in disbelief.
Jiang Chou Mian, looking deeply moved: Let's skip the next life, darling. I forgot to tell you, your Dao looks pretty useful, so I cultivated the same one: Kill My Husband to Prove My Dao. I love you so much, how could I cheat on you? I can only use you to prove my Dao. I'm sure you'll understand.
The scumbag gong swears up a storm: You #@★&?!
Livestream viewers:
What is wrong with you?
That's not how you play fair!
But...that was kind of satisfying...
■ More than three worlds, and they are not written in order.
■ One-on-one pairing, with a scheming, sweet-talking gong who isn't a scumbag gong.
■ The characters' values are not the author's values.
Theme: Even when the road to adulthood is rough and uneven, you can still make your own way through the thorns
The Scum Gong Begs Me Not to Make Him Pay (Quick Transmigration)
All I Have Left as a Cannon Fodder Is My Beauty [Quick Transmigration]
After Being Possessed by a Yandere
If it doesn't change, just solve v and give me the money back. Don't want to wait anymore
The writing is very good, the first person you fall in love with at the beginning, and the infatuation shown are all very good. It's just that when Shou falls in love with a second person, it feels like it's too sudden. Why did you suddenly fall in love with that person? And the second one doesn't feel so bad. If he later falls in love with Shou, Shou will not like him anymore. Isn't it a bit miserable?
Damn, the V text is not a scam, do you still remember it?
Help, this book hasn't been updated in February. It's been added to v and I haven't updated it yet. I'm a fool for buying this book. I hope I'll save the full text next time I publish. It's disgusting if I don't have any inspiration after writing a little bit of v. Not taking pictures. .
Dad, do you still remember that your vacation ends on June 30? Come back soon for more articles, woohoo~
Will this book be updated? If you are not determined to continue updating, please make it clear to the readers. Don't keep procrastinating and saying that you will update when you have inspiration later. Give a clear reply. How about solving v?
I have been saving this article for a long time. To be honest, I just wanted to see the scene where the copywriter has an unrequited love and immediately abandons it after returning the arrow. I haven't read the other chapters including the previous free chapters. I hope that if my wife reorganizes the outline, the famous scene of the copywriting will still be there, otherwise I will have to feel sorry for the money I spent to buy the chapters.
The sisters who live alone in the comments really need to learn to stay close to themselves!! For example, boxing is a very harmful sport.
Wow, sir, do you still remember the babies at the bottom of the pit? QAQ, please say something and take a look at the readers who are waiting for food at the bottom of the pit!
Hahaha, do you really believe in marketing? It's marketing. After all, it's just trying to poke people. Jiang, you're a bit useless.