[The King's Avatar] Zhou Zekai Fears Nothing

[I'm planning to revise this. Reading something I wrote years ago is so embarrassing. What was I even writing?]

Lin Yunshi thinks she's single because nobody can keep up with her comedy bits. After giving it some serious thought, she comes to a conclusion:

A funny girl isn't lovable?

People around her: For the love of god, look around you. If only you had the slightest clue...! (Speechless)

As the Alliance's number-one beauty, Zhou Zekai has lately been staring at himself in the mirror. He's acting so strangely that the manager has started losing his hair over it.

The all-purpose Jiang Botao asks around and finds out that Zhou Zekai's childhood sweetheart has finished her internship, but doesn't want to work for Samsara. The reason? She can't be bothered with fans from every team crowding around the doors to gawk at her.

Zhou Zekai, who finally managed to make his feelings clear enough to keep his childhood sweetheart close, is feeling very wronged. He doesn't want a long-distance relationship...

Zhou Zekai decides to go back and promise to get her signatures from everyone in the Alliance. If that still doesn't work...

He's willing to give up a little something**.

Warnings:

1. The heroine's looks are a 99 out of 100.

2. Zhou Zekai is the pairing, with a tiny bit of Huang Shaotian. No angst, okay? Everyone loves a pretty girl.

3. This is an old story I posted on Lofter years ago. I'm starting it again.

4. The heroine isn't a top-tier player, just an ordinary person. She's not even that interested in games. When she watches matches, she recognizes people by their professional quirks, so Huang Shaotian is easy to remember. (doge)

Theme: None.