Has Zhuang Fei Woken from His Dream Today?

* Completed new story: The Daily Life of Little Ones in a Matrilineal Tribe [Livestream]. A day-to-day fantasy about prehistoric people. You can find it in the author's collection!

* Also known as: The Couch Potato Gets Held Hostage by a Pregnancy Plot. As one reader put it: A gentle, sweet little story!

[Synopsis]

For Zhuang Fei, the start of her daydream life as a person in another world can be summed up with one perfect series of questions:

Why, right after I turned down the school heartthrob-and-Cinderella plot, was I thrown straight into a domineering CEO and sweet little flower plot?

And not just any plot, but an over-the-top story within a story about, "After dumping my rich third-generation ex, I slept with his rich second-generation uncle"?

The ex is fake, but the uncle is real!

What's next, a silly-sweet story about a domineering CEO's wife running away while pregnant?

And then a sequel about a genius baby coming back as a little CEO?

Zhuang Fei thinks, "This is too much, even for a story soaked in melodrama!"

Later, well, it turns out she loves it.

Because she discovers that when you remove the old-fashioned flavor from this worn-out melodrama, add a touch of her older, big-shot lover's braised pork, sprinkle on some down-to-earth cumin, and cook it up at her humble street-stall barbecue joint, it's even tastier.

What? You want the couch potato to run away with the baby? No way. That's never happening.

Because a couch potato like her can't even run!

If she's been taken hostage by some absurd pregnancy plot, so be it. She's lying flat.

Why not? Isn't it wonderful to lie in the arms of her immortal big shot?

[Content warning]

An introverted, socially anxious, gorgeous little cutie who loves to complain vs. an older, down-to-earth immortal big shot who knows how to play along. They're sixteen years apart, so please read with caution if that bothers you.

-- Please bookmark the new story The Daily Life of Little Ones in a Matrilineal Tribe [Livestream] --

Before she transmigrated, Yu Xian lived on modern Earth. She refused to be a brother's ATM, cut ties with her family, enjoyed good food and a leisurely life, and planned to live quietly until she died of old age.

Then an unscrupulous little System dragged her to a planet of primitive people to start a Livestream.

In less than half a month, "Humanity, just end already" became her most heartfelt greeting.

Later, she loved it.

A single twenty-eight-year-old woman saddled with a mortgage transmigrates into a little girl in a primitive matrilineal tribe. Her sharp and capable grandmother is the tribe's chief, her valiant mother is the hunting team's captain and strongest warrior, and her handsome father is a tribal warrior and stay-at-home dad who makes excellent meat stew.

Yu Xian thinks, "A top-tier two-income primitive family. I'll have an easy life in my old age. Perfect."

Later, she loves it.

Half a month into her laid-back Livestream.

Watching her spirited mother and goofy father hold bowls and say, "Baby, we're hungry. Feed us," Yu Xian nearly falls apart. She's five! The baby is only five!

Two years into her laid-back Livestream.

Yu Xian takes great care to feed her chubby new baby brother. All she wants is for him to inherit the family business as soon as possible. She counts on her fingers every day: one year, two years, three years. She's going to hand it over in three years.

Seven-year-old Yu Xian, waiting for her replacement: "Ah, night soil! Night soil! A brother who'll get up early to empty the night-soil bucket is just what you need!"

More than ten years into her laid-back Livestream.

Yu Xian, once a pale, delicate girl under five-foot-three, has grown into a six-foot-five tribal warrior, with gorgeous, sharply defined muscles and an agile figure more beautiful than a cheetah on the grasslands. She can kill a cow with a thrown stone, wrestle a tiger with her bare hands, and kill a bear with a knife.

Looking at the companions who would live and die by her side, Yu Xian thinks, "Love really is wonderful."

After the Host gave it a thorough scolding at the start, the little System fell into the trap of a lazy retirement life. It nervously wonders whether the owner will be pleased with this historical observer's journal.

[Possible content warnings]

1. The prehistoric setting is largely invented, so feel free to let your imagination run wild. Don't take it too seriously.

2. The matrilineal tribe setting is also largely invented. Dream big, but don't expect historical accuracy.

3. The heroine is a couch potato. This is a slice-of-life story with no infrastructure building or farming.

4. This isn't a typical Livestream story, a female-strong story, or a story centered on a powerful heroine, but the heroine is still very capable.

5. The story features lots of wild food, but don't eat wild plants or animals at random. The prehistoric people in this story don't have the same stomachs, physiology, or legal system as people on Earth. You might die, or end up in prison for life, so be careful!

Theme: Be brave, keep moving forward, and happiness will come tomorrow