Don't Covet Beautiful Systems! !

[Mainland Simplified Chinese is now available, please see wb@ hot spring idiot for details] Ji Tong has passed through a book, and entered an urban novel about cannon fodder, relying on the system to counterattack and reach the pinnacle of life, and gain the true love of a big boss. Ji Tong asked enthusiastically: Should I dress up as a beautiful, powerful and miserable cannon fodder or a cool and cool boss? Intelligent customer service: Hello, you have created a very beautiful and exquisitely designed system. Ji Tong:? Intelligent Customer Service: After inquiry, it is found that your name has the same name as the system, which is a polyphonic character, so you are lucky enough to get this opportunity to wear a book. Ji Tong:...... Ji Tong had no choice but to shoulder this novel burden and serve the book's cannon fodder protagonist Pei Qingyuan conscientiously. However, the days of pretending to be artificially retarded are boring. Ji Tong's only pleasure is teasing the cold-looking high school student Pei Qingyuan, euphemistically known as happy education. Once he gets out of his way, he puts the blame on the virus. For example, a tear-jerking love novel was included in the large amount of professional knowledge instilled in Pei Qingyuan, a large-scale construction of an amusement park was carried out in Pei Qingyuan's consciousness space, and various wonderful options with different painting styles were added to Pei Qingyuan's upgrade reward column... Ji Tong: Ruanruan, [white cat with a heart on its butt] is the longest option and definitely the most useful. Pei Qingyuan: ... The word "Yuan" means Yuan, not "Ruan". Ji Tong: Sorry, I will definitely kill the virus tomorrow! Ji Tong: So do you want to change cats? 0.0 His happy education accompanies the host all the way from school uniforms to suits. As expected, Pei Qingyuan has grown rapidly, reaching the pinnacle of life is just around the corner, and the true love of the boss is also close at hand. But Ji Tong discovered that Pei Qingyuan didn't seem to be excited about this. When he saw him cheering for the emergence of true love for the boss, he crushed the boss mercilessly. Ji Tong:! ! ! Ji Tong: Ruanruan, the script is not about falling in love, killing each other and getting back together again! ! Pei Qingyuan: Well, so I'm killing it. The host's emotional line is getting derailed day by day, and his career line has begun to turn to building a bionic body for AI. Ji Tong feels deeply that something is wrong. This unhappiness reached its peak when it was discovered that Pei Qingyuan had transformed the amusement park in his consciousness into a romantic date style. Ji Tong: Host, calm down! ! There will be no future for humanity and unity. I am just an artificial intelligence without emotions... As a result, the next second, the "Host Domestication Log" he had secretly hidden fell into Pei Qingyuan's hands. "Human people and unity? No emotions? Domestication?" In Pei Qingyuan's increasingly dangerous voice, Ji Tong watched helplessly as he threw the white cat with a loving butt out of the door, leaving only the two of them. "Ruanyuan... No, Yuanyuan, please listen to my explanation..." A close whisper sounded in my ears. "You have successfully domesticated me, little liar." * Pi is very happy now that the system has been attacked by ×. ★The column contains the daily sweet article "Hello, how long has this situation lasted?" , It's ready to be slaughtered~★ ==========The following is the new copy========== "Fake Daddy" Qiao Yu is a special actor with a wide range of work. She can not only play the role of a good boyfriend who is brought home during the Chinese New Year, but also the ruthless Ma Zi who follows her elder brother to collect debts. One day, he received a big order. There was a prominent golden bachelor who was obsessed with suitors and was unbearable. He was in need of an actor who could help him solve the problem. Qiao Yu: "Mr. Shang, which type do you want? Pure? Elegant? Coquettish?" Shang Mujun: "He will never have any future troubles." Qiao Yu understood: "Understood, I will do my best to play the role of your fierce and powerful boyfriend..." Shang Mujun pondered for a moment: "No, you play the son of a demon king who was born from an affair when I was fifteen." Qiao Yu:? ​Is this right? Shang Mujun: "The remuneration is 200,000 yuan a day, paid daily, and benefits and bonuses are calculated separately." Qiao Yu: "Okay dad! I'm the best at making trouble for dad!" Sorry for my biological father whom I have never met! Being the son of a wealthy man was a pleasant life, but the wealthy family was also really chaotic. The boss's devil-in-the-world son has done this, and there are actually people who put drugs in the boss's wine in an attempt to get him to power. Good news: The boss didn't take a sip, so you don't have to worry about making a real son. Bad news: The wine glass was snatched away by Leng Heng, his conscientious and misbehaving fake son, and he drank it all in one gulp. On the day when this commission ended, Qiao Yu was both happy and a little complicated melancholy. Happiness lies in the long string of zeros in your bank card balance. Regrettably, the false father-son relationship between him and the boss did not end well, but... A little bit of yellow impurity was added that was purely accidental. One day, Qiao Yu received another call from a wealthy family. - Recently, the Fu family in Nancheng found their young master who had been living abroad for many years, and the entire wealthy circle heard about it. He had an average relationship with the Fu family and was secretly waiting to see a joke. It was said that the young master grew up in an orphanage and supported himself by working eight jobs a day. He was a poor country bumpkin who had no chance to stand out at all. However, at the banquet specially organized for him by the Fu family, the young man appeared in front of everyone, with bright eyes and white teeth, and wanton publicity. He looked like a proud and proud young man who had been favored by thousands of people. During the banquet, some important figures from Beicheng came to congratulate him in person, which shocked countless eyeballs. Qiao Yu was blocked on the terrace by the man who came in a hurry. The imposing tall shadow came down and trapped him in a corner, forcing him to have nowhere to escape: "Xiaoyu, what kind of son are you going to play this time?" Shang Mujun's eyes were deep: "Would you also throw yourself into his arms and call him daddy when you are in a state of confusion?" Qiao Yu suddenly froze. Looking behind him carefully: "Uh, that..." "This time, no, it's not acting." Shang Mujun also froze. Slowly turning around, he saw a middle-aged man with an ashen complexion, Qiao Yu's father. Dear father. Shang Mujun:? ! Etc. Shang Mujun:………… Shang Mujun: I didn't mean that Shang Mujun: Dad! You listen to my explanation. [Variety Xiaoyu × double-sided daddy, the age difference between attack and reception is 9 years, click the column to read ^3^] Intention: To pursue oneself in the torrent of destiny.