Kyubei: Ah, Romeo, why are you Romeo...
Gintoki: Ah, Juliet, why are you Juliet...
The two stared deeply into each other's eyes for five seconds...
Then both grabbed their scripts and stomped on them.
Gintoki: What the hell? Gintama is a hot-blooded gag manga. Why has it turned into a literary romance novel here?
Kyubei: Why am I playing Juliet? I should be Romeo, and Juliet should be Otae.
Shinpachi: Gintoki, don't take it so seriously. We don't often get a chance to make money, so we should appreciate it.
Gintoki [picking his nose]: Shinpachi, you should be at home eating Otae's fried eggs right now. We don't need you in this scene.
Kyubei: I want to appeal. Replace Juliet with Otae and Romeo with me.
Shinpachi: Both of you shut up, you idiots! You know we've been eating red bean buns for over a month. This high-paying play only asks us to say a couple of lines from the script. Gintoki, can't you even manage that?
Kyubei, wasn't it you who kept complaining that you were getting fewer and fewer scenes? The author took pity on you and gave you more screen time, even if it meant switching to an author who's not reliable at all!
And you should know that Gintoki/Kyubei is an icy, unpopular pairing and a total landmine, but the author is determined to write it. Even if the idiot prince says he wants to marry him, the author will keep writing, blah blah blah...
Gintoki: Shinpachi, if you keep going, this won't be The Natural Curls and Little Kyu anymore. It'll be The History of Shinpachi's Complaining...
P.S. This is a celebratory story, dedicated only to Gintoki-kun and Kyubei-kun.
P.S. 2: Since this is a celebratory story, Gintoki and Kyubei are based on certain people, so they may be out of character = =. In other words, this is an alternate-universe crack fic!
P.S. 3: My snark isn't sharp enough, my literary skills are nonexistent, and my writing is limited.
P.S. 4: There are lots of things to snark about in this story. If you want to complain, complain about me. It's all my fault.
It's finished, so feel free to lurk. I'll reply to comments, but please don't mind if I'm slow about it =3=
Theme:
Suddenly I really want to see the author write Jiu Miao 0.0
Actually I want to say... I can't see the picture
. . . Mr. Jie~~~I am calling you affectionately~~~~~As expected, I am still madamada, Xinbaji, please feel free to complain about the author!!!!
OPZ... Author, you win... I was completely defeated by the author's lower limit. I am still too naive to expect that a guy who can read silver [beep] can have a little bit of CJ left… [Beep] fluid and [beep] egg god horse… By the way, since the vagina is drawn so big, why is there semen in the background instead of semen? (Asshole, what's the point of silencing it like this? You've already said it! {Tip the table}) And why is semen [beep] painted in red? Is it bleeding? Is the chick [beep] bleeding... What will happen then?
... Why do I think of the toilet seat... Sure enough, Mr. Jie, did he lose it?
Could it be the legendary SM holy object, ghost glasses?!
I don't know what to say to this answer anymore This painting: The true identity of Shin Balji. The true identity of Shin Balji. The true identity of Shin Balji
Hey--you are too powerful, why are the hairs [beep--] fluids and [beep--] eggs!!! Damn it, what the hell does this look like!!!! Hey, Obasan--you just felt unhappy because someone guessed that you had a poached egg at this time, so you said this is [beep——] fluid and [beep——] egg. In fact, this is simply a poached egg!!!!!! [End of rant] This painting: Cauliflower Monster? Moonlight Moria? Cauliflower MADAO?
First off, I did guess it was Luffy because of his hat. Haha [Go to hell!! It's entirely because your painting is only of this level!!! Second Officer: Aurora? Poached eggs?
Oh oh~~~ Cover your face and be intoxicated