[Coming soon in my author column: The CP I Shipped Has Come Back to Life and Stop Pretending. Please add them to your collection!]
He's Not My Childhood Friend [Esports] is now underway.
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[Blurb]
The moment the official announcement that Feng Yi and Zhu Yili would appear together on a couples' dating reality show went live, it sparked an instant online frenzy.
And for good reason: this celebrity couple had been married for three years, yet had appeared together so few times they could be counted on one hand.
Aside from their wedding announcement, their respective Weibo accounts showed no sign of each other. Their individual fan groups dwarfed their CP fans.
Rumors that they were getting divorced surfaced every year, and every year they topped the gossip forum's poll for most fake-looking couple.
Netizens had a sharp question: Are you sure this is a dating show, not a divorce show?
With the irreverent attitude of people who love watching the drama unfold, hordes of netizens flooded the livestream on the show's first day.
As they watched, they began to realize that something wasn't quite right...
On the show, the two kept their distance and showed none of the intimacy you'd expect from a married couple. But somehow, their aloofness and apparent lack of affection were unexpectedly irresistible when it came to these two!
After the show ended, enthusiastic netizens made a nine-panel collage of the Pineapple Couple that radiated divorce vibes. It quickly went viral, drawing throngs of new CP fans into the fold.
#DivorceVibesAreTheBest#
#JustMakeDo,WhatElseCanYouDo,GetDivorced?#
#LoveAndHateTogetherAreTheUltimateCPFormula#
#SugarWrappedInGlass,ItCutsAndIt'sSweet#
The individual fans of both stars: ??? What just happened???
[Bonus scene]
By then, the pair had become the hottest CP in the entertainment industry. For the first time, they appeared together at an award ceremony.
In public, they maintained their usual appearance of being close in name only, until the round earring with a dangling diamond on Zhu Yili's ear passed before Feng Yi's eyes for the umpteenth time.
During the break, Feng Yi finally seized his chance and pinned her in a corner of the lounge. Leaning close to her ear, he complained in a pitiful voice, "Wife, I can't keep pretending."
Before Zhu Yili could react, he lowered his head and kissed her earlobe.
By chance, a camera filming behind-the-scenes footage captured the whole thing perfectly.
"..."
Later, netizens recalled that the internet had to be repaired well into the night that day.
This is really a sweet story about mutual secret crushes dressed up as a marriage-first, love-later romance.
Theme: Every person is a precious, shining star.
I obviously just watched it without custom recharge, but I just looked at the purchase record and found that it has it again, so I recharged it with two yuan and read these two chapters. Now I am satisfied, otherwise I would be embarrassed. It cost about five yuan and left a footprint.
Woohoo, can you write some extra stories about high school crushes?
It looks great. Can there be another high school crush episode?
The methods of this vicious female supporting character are really a bit childish
Having a secret love is really hard, but luckily they go both ways
This little composition is so funny. Hahahahahaha. Does dad know that he only did shit all morning? Hahahahahaha
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
I don't know why, but I always think Meng and Ke are stupid
Hehehe, it would be nice if there were more extras, such as taking Xiaobao on a variety show
It would be nice to have more extras