Aliens, You're Surrounded

When Earth was no longer fit for human life, humanity set off into space in life-support pods to search for habitable planets.

Wu Moxi was attacked by an unfamiliar spacecraft in the distant Winterstar system. His ship crashed on an unknown asteroid, and when he opened his eyes...

"Earth Command, this place is incredibly habitable!"

Earthworms five meters long, with maximum soil-loosening ability!

Dragonflies the size of small planes, domesticated as mounts!

Fish as big as submarines, best grilled with a sprinkle of chili powder!

Winterstar prisoners chained up... Uh, this one doesn't seem very useful...

Under the watchful eyes of Winterstar soldiers, Wu Moxi crouched down and stared into those sinister eyes for a moment, then offered a skewer of grilled fish. "Good boy. Eat your fish."

The Winterstar soldiers: "..."

From then on, smoke rose from the unknown asteroid, and Earth's seeds spread across the alien world. Tempted by delicious food, the Winterstar people, who had never seen fire before, became "good neighbors" and generously declared that Earthlings had the right to govern the asteroid.

Every day, Wu Moxi showed all sorts of strange things on livestream, doing long-distance (live) science outreach (sales). Residents across the star system cursed him as a profiteer while happily handing over their money.

Until people discovered...

The asteroid's supplier was the Winterstar system's largest business conglomerate.

The Hongyan delivery couriers who brought takeout and parcels across the star system, grinning and begging for good reviews, were all former members of a notorious space pirate organization.

And the guards stationed on the asteroid were none other than the invincible imperial regular army!

On the livestream, the Winterstar king, who had only recently reclaimed the throne with an iron fist, kept circling behind Wu Moxi. He even hugged him from behind and snuggled against him, publicly declaring his claim: "Baby, give me some grilled fish..."

Wu Moxi reached back to stroke his face while continuing with what he was doing. "Be good and wait!"

The entire star system erupted in an instant--

What the hell?!

The profiteer streamer is the mysterious new empress?

I only left a bad review yesterday. Is it too late to take it back?!

* A sunshine type who loves life, is occasionally lazy, and is warm and considerate: the bottom x an ice cube melted by his sunshine: the top

* Pseudo-sci-fi, farming and business management, romance, healing tone.

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