We Went Out to Cosplay Our Ship, Then Transmigrated (New)

Tangyuan: Waaah, if I'd known I was going to transmigrate, I would've chosen Barbatos! At least I could've turned into the wind and blown around everywhere, aaaaaah!

Nainai: Pfft.

Tangyuan: Waaah, sob.

Tangyuan: But wow, we really didn't end up in Genshin Impact, so where are we? Also, gotta say, thanks to the voice-over, we know four languages now. Yay!

Nainai: Yay? We suddenly know four languages, so Mom never has to worry about my English exams again!

Tangyuan: Pfft, hahahahahaha!

Tangyuan: Still, Tartaglia's great too. At least when the time comes, Nainai, you can put a shield on me and I'll charge in and have a blast!

Nainai: Yay? Long live the carefree layabouts! Just kidding.

Tangyuan: Max constellations and max talents, yay! Artifacts and a max-refinement, max-level signature weapon, yay! Thanks, transmigration god, for not making us run around at level one with no gear. Just kidding! Playing a whale's character is so satisfying!

Nainai: Brilliant. If we were using our own accounts, you'd be fine, Tangyuan, but I'd probably have to start from level one. (Collapses.) Hilarious, my account doesn't even have Zhongli.

Tangyuan: There, there. You have him now~

Nainai: Cuddle~

Tangyuan: Kisses, nuzzles, hugs! (Eheheh.)

(Dedicated to Nainai, who's currently taking a break from the internet to rest and recharge.)

Theme: Sweet, sweet, sweet!