[Upcoming: "The Foolish Beauty Picked Up an Eldritch God's Summoned Beast." Please add it to your favorites!]
[My friend's ongoing historical cultivation food story: "Junior Brother, You Haven't Been Cultivating Properly Again Today."]
Blurb:
What's it like to study abroad in the cultivation world?
Xi Zhou: Thanks for asking. I've already decided to lie flat.
In the twenty-third century, spiritual qi revival has begun. Because Xi Zhou's cultivation is so poor, he fails the college entrance exam, and his parents send him off to study at Central Continent Cultivation Academy.
Central Continent is great in every way, except that it's far too competitive.
To be able to lie flat in peace, cultivation good-for-nothing Xi Zhou sets his sights on his beautiful roommate, who's especially good at cooking.
And so a new food streamer appears on the largest video-sharing site in China.
"I caught two mountain hares near the dorm today. They're so cute, of course I'll... turn them into spicy rabbit heads!"
"I've paid so much in tuition. Surely it's fine to dig up some of the academy's lotus roots for soup!"
The cultivation world is fraught with danger, with countless crises closing in. I'll eat, drink, and enjoy myself anyway. Xi Zhou's main thing is keeping his spirits steady and striving to be a happy little slacker.
Framed and targeted, he's sent into a forbidden part of the academy. "Since we're here, let's whip up something to eat."
An outdoor trial? "An all-you-can-eat feast of wild game? What a treat!"
Trapped in a secret realm? "Since we're here, let's eat first. Better to die with a full stomach!"
Watching the livestream, fans can't help but drool. "Are you studying abroad or eating your way through all the rare treasures of the cultivation world?!"
"It's so dangerous! Can't you stop eating for a second?!"
CP: Duan Rongshu x Xi Zhou
A salty-fish top who's especially good at cooking, seemingly aloof but actually a drama queen x a salty-fish bottom who's especially good at eating.
The top does the cooking; the bottom does the eating, drinking, and nonstop livestream chatter.
A slice-of-life story that takes its time. They're either eating or on their way to eat~
Both are each other's first love, they spoil each other, and the romance is super sweet!
Weibo ID: Yiye Shuangtang
There may be bonus chapters, so come say hi~
This story will enter VIP serialization on Tuesday, March 1. The chapters moving behind the paywall start at Chapter 26, so please don't buy them twice if you've already read them. Thank you all for your support, and I hope you'll continue to support me! (=^▽^=)
---Upcoming Story---
"The Foolish Beauty Picked Up an Eldritch God's Summoned Beast"
Ye Xi is a famous foolish beauty at Nancheng No. 1 High School. His grades are rock-bottom, he's delicate and frail, and his only good points are his good looks and carefree nature.
But no one knows that Ye Xi has picked up a little octopus that claims to be an eldritch god!
The little octopus is bouncy and squishy, with colors as dazzling and beautiful as a galaxy. When it opens its mouth, a soft, childish voice calls Ye Xi, "Wifey!"
Ye Xi: "!!!" So cute!
After picking up the eldritch god octopus, Ye Xi begins to transmigrate through all kinds of eerie worlds---
In a gloomy, haunted school building, ghostly shadows linger behind every student bent over their work.
A test paper floats off a desk and is picked up by a blood-soaked hand.
Ye Xi politely takes it and softly says, "Thank you."
The mission-takers, trembling in fear as they watch: ???
In an abandoned cabin in the woods, something in the dark forest seems to be watching, restless and hungry.
A fire blazes in the fireplace. Ye Xi pulls out some hidden snacks and hands them to the little octopus perched on his head.
The mission-takers, braced for anything: ???
Meanwhile, countless comments float across the invisible screens in the air:
"Another day watching a beauty raise a pet!"
"Waaah, wifey, stop feeding it and feed me instead!!"
"What kind of octopus is this? It's way too beautiful!! Let me squish it!"
One comment drifts by quietly: "Why does this little octopus look so much like a Seed of the Stars from the depths of the universe?"
The next moment, the screens explode. In the minds of every hidden viewer, a line of blood-red words appears: "Do not gaze upon it!"
Reader's guide:
1. Big-hearted foolish beauty bottom x tsundere, appearance-obsessed eldritch god pet top. 1v1, each other's first love.
2. The real world and adventure worlds intertwine. The main story is all about sweet, sweet romance!
3. Maybe this story is really about a beauty raising a childlike pet?
Theme: Only food and love are beyond reproach.
I was really surprised that the author still remembered to update this book. After all, this book has not been updated for so long. I thought the author had an accident and had to terminate the contract 😂
Author, have you finally remembered your Jinjiang account password?! An update after a long time!!!!!!!!
Update soon T_T
Hard work pays off, thank you, you finally updated 💪 💪 💪 [spread flowers] [spread flowers] [spread flowers] 🌈 🌈 🌈
I just thought that there has been no news about the author since the epidemic. I am really scared to think about it. I beg the author to report that he is safe.
It's been a year, are we still updating? 😭
Great, please update (T ^ T)
Dad, do you still remember this article? Please update it 😭 😭 Dad, I'm hungry, I need food 🙏 🙏
How often does the author update? It's been half a year since I saw this new chapter, and I'm still drunk.
Will the author update this article?