At three months old, the panda cub Duosun was so adorable. She threw herself into writing countless horror-game scripts, hoping to become human and finally eat all the ice cream she wanted.
But when she finished the job, left the transit station, and returned to the real world, the panda cub, thinking she could finally eat ice cream to her heart's content, was horrified to discover that the transit station had pulled a fast one on her:
She was undocumented and penniless.
Duosun: This is hilarious. Forget ice cream, I can't even afford snow.
The Horror Dungeon Transit Station showed up again:
Babe, want to renew your contract?
Duosun [smashes half-meter-thick marble slab with one slap]: I'm a panda! I can take care of myself!
Construction site: Don't come back tomorrow. Three construction teams have complained that you're engaging in unfair competition. The Market Supervision Bureau has also received reports that we're mixing cement by hand and abusing our workers. They say our work quality is questionable.
Duosun: ??? I mixed that cement with my own two hands. How is that unfair competition?
Construction site: Someone else says you're a child laborer. How old are you, anyway? You said you'd bring your ID in a couple of days. Why haven't you brought it yet?
Duosun: Ah, I'm still getting a replacement. I didn't pay for expedited service, so it'll probably take...
Construction site: Wait, a streamer has brought a whole crew to interview you. They're already at the entrance.
Duosun: Huh??
Construction site: You'd better leave now! Everyone online is saying you're a child laborer!
Duosun: ...
Now that Duosun is unexpectedly famous, she can't find any day-pay jobs that don't require an ID.
What a sad story.
The Horror Dungeon Transit Station: Babe, wanna play?
Duosun, staring lifelessly: No.
The Horror Dungeon Transit Station: The new rule-based zone is officially open! Returning employees get 3,000 trading points for clearing a dungeon first!
Duosun: Is that worth a bucket of oil and two bags of flour?
The Transit Station: Clear three dungeons and get a valid legal identity in any country! No paperwork required! It's valid as soon as you receive it!
Duosun: ...
The Transit Station: Clear five dungeons and get a full set of education records from kindergarten through nine years of compulsory education, including enrollment and household registration records!
The Transit Station: Clear ten dungeons and get a full set of high school and university credentials! All records can be verified on the official website! Completely authentic!
Duosun: ... Do they even keep records for kindergarten?
The Transit Station: ...That's not important! Just tell me, are you coming or not?
Wanjiahui You Shopping Plaza, Xiangyang Middle School, Sun and Moon Town... With new rules added, the dungeon plots became even more chaotic. Endless strings of garbled code crowded into the life of a panda cub who didn't want to work hard, let alone use her brain.
After a few dungeons:
Duosun: I'm going to lie flat. I've decided to go back to the zoo and earn my keep by being cute. I'm a panda, damn it!
[Of course, that's impossible.]
This is the miserable tale of a max-level veteran who's become human but has no ID, and has to start working from scratch.
Theme: You tell me
Why did it end after two chapters?
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