The Whole World Thinks We're Dating

1. I don't know much about the entertainment industry. The plot is my personal fantasy, and none of it is real.

2. I promise not to abandon this story.

3. I usually update by eight every evening, if there's an update that day.

The actual blurb:

Su Jian, a minor actor, never imagined he'd one day be paired with another male actor. All he did was star in a danmei adaptation with Yi Tianshu, another minor actor, but the whole thing took a pretty wild turn.

When he comes out of Yi Tianshu's room after discussing the script:

Agent: ...Am I understanding this right?

(No, you definitely aren't.)

When he and Yi Tianshu exchange complicated looks while filming:

Other actors: Wow, are they looking at each other like they want to strip each other naked and do something that wouldn't make it past the censors?!

(That's just what the script calls for, okay?! )

When the drunk director holds their hands and they pour their hearts out to each other:

Director: (Putting their hands together) You two are... you're a match made in heaven, made for each other, a... a match blessed by fate!

(Stop shipping us, Director...)

When the show airs:

Netizen No. 1: Aaaaaah, what is this god-tier ship? I'm shipping them first and asking questions later!!

Netizen No. 2: These two are definitely real!

(Friends, look carefully. This is brotherly love, brotherly love! We're innocent!)

And then...

Yi Tianshu: Actually, I've liked you for a long time.

Su Jian: ?!

(...Just pretend I didn't say anything.)

Theme: A lighthearted little story