Also known as "I went to Zongwuxia with a plug-in from Zongyingmei", "How should I explain to you young heroes that I am really a human being", "Fuck the bugs!" I want to complain!
Copywriting one:
The Suppression Department, one of the five major departments of the Space-Time Balance Bureau, whose full name is the "Special Department for Suppression of Anomalies," is responsible for going to various worlds where abnormal existences occur to eliminate anomalies.
The Department of Suppression has classified all worlds prone to anomalies in detail. The most popular and most loved worlds can be roughly divided into three types -
Comprehensive British and American, comprehensive martial arts and comprehensive comics.
Tarona, an outstanding operator who has dominated the British and American worlds for many years and has never failed once, but one day——
Something is wrong with her mission world.
Tarona: What? Am I not a member of Zongyingmei? This is mixed martial arts!
System: ... Why don't you give it a try? You're here anyway?
Tarona:…
Try it or die!
Copywriting two:
[First World] Four Famous Catchers: Guhuo Harpy—The Blood-Grudge Sister
Have you ever seen the nun under the moon?
She is wearing a long black and white gauze, the flower-like skirt gently brushes the mud, the alien cross sword in her hand is as twisted as her lost faith, and there are empty eye sockets under the gauze, and her beautiful figure wanders in the night day after day.
The ghost's whisper sounded in the ears of the living, and scarlet blood dripped from the tip of the sword. She was asking:
"Human, have you ever seen my child?"
Who stole her child?
[Second World] Kaifeng Mansion·The evil ghost comes out of the cage-Ghost Rider
Have you ever seen a knight bathed in flames?
Evil ghosts are rampant in the world, the dark gate of hell quietly opens, and the knight shrouded in flames comes to the world with her mount.
She looked around the crowd with judgmental eyes, and the urge to burn all the sins in the world made her shudder, and she could only see the nightmares of those who witnessed death spouting hot flames.
The knight was grabbed by the wrist by the only human allowed to get close. The flames had spread to half of her body. She finally sighed:
"Human, I am destined to burn all sins. If you don't want to see hellfire soaking the sky, then hold on to me."
She is the judge of sin and is willing to close her eyes for goodness and justice.
[The Third World] Four Eyebrows·Eye of Daji - Mechanical Angel
Have you ever seen the messenger of light?
The six-winged angel descended from the sky, and the bright sunlight coated her with dazzling brilliance. She was God's messenger and the most powerful weapon created by God.
Some people have asked her why she came here, some have asked her to save others, and some have confided in her their evil desires... Everyone in the world wants something.
The angel didn't answer, she just turned into a majestic armor of God, slashed through the sky and ocean with a long sword, and cut off ferocious and huge evil beasts.
She is the most powerful weapon created by the gods. She comes to eliminate the crisis, and that's all.
[The Fourth World] Xiangshuai Liuxiang·Deadly Coral——Cybermerman
Have you ever seen the King of the Sea?
The sharks coming from the deep sea are like dreams and illusions. Just one glance can captivate people's hearts and make them fall into a psychedelic love.
But the shark had no intention, she stretched out her metal arm, which was the sacrifice she made for her subjects. The boundless sea water flowed gently in her hands. She was the king from the deep sea, only to take away the lost forbidden things.
She couldn't understand the love in human eyes, nor could she recognize the brilliance of love. She only said:
"Human, I am leaving. I am glad to meet you. May the Mother of the Sea protect you as you move forward."
Hush, the shark has no intention, no need to say more.
[The Fifth World] Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty·Loom of Destiny——The Golden Witch
Have you ever met an ancient shaman?
The future is disturbed, destiny is peeked into, and changes in the world finally awaken the sleeping witch.
She has passed an unknown number of years, and time flies by, but she still fulfills her oldest responsibilities.
Heaven and earth, sea and fire, are all turned and overturned in her hands. Today, she plays the grand song that once resounded in ancient times.
She is the oldest legend.
"Human, have you ever seen a meteor shower? You can start making wishes."
Listen, that majestic song is played by the great witch again.
[The Sixth World] Golden Wind and Drizzle Tower·Flower of Evil——The Grand Duchess of Rose
Have you ever seen a bloody rose irrigated by blood?
Ancient lost ruins? The coffin that seals the secret of immortality?
No, no, no, that is the place where the Grand Duchess sleeps, and the bloody rose is sleeping in the coffin.
Dark clouds rolled in, covering up the bright sky. The archduchess, whose blood-red eyes were brewing with monstrous rage, crushed the criminal's head, and her wide bat wings were filled with frightening lightning.
"Humans, you are seeking death!"
How to calm her anger? The Grand Duchess only wants the sweetest blood.
(Will disrupt the order)
Copywriting three:
To sum up in one sentence - driving a variety of British and American tricks, doing a variety of martial arts work.
2022.4.15
Pre-released article: "The Years I Was Forced to Become the Savior"
Also known as "Go away, you are blocking my way of cooking", "Everything you look at is my cup of tea", "I came back from the infinite world and found that I am incompatible with the real world"
Introduction 1:
At first, the weather was abnormal, hot and cold, and there could be four seasons in one day.
Then, a blood-red full moon suddenly rose in the sky. Officials explained that this was a rare astronomical phenomenon.
Later, terrifying monsters appeared all over the world. They circled the hunting range and slaughtered humans like lambs.
Later, people finally understood that the blood moon was the prelude to the monsters extending their claws to humans. They have already come to the world, like the most experienced hunters, hiding in the shadows and quietly observing their prey, patiently waiting for the opportunity.
In the pool of blood and the shadow of death, the surviving people brought back this message. They saw——
The spider witch wearing a pure white wedding dress descended from the sky with a staff, and the blue flames and silvery spider silk were woven to point towards the strange feast of death;
The female-male snake-tailed beauty laughed and opened her wings that were as bright as falling stars. The strong wind tore the earth, and the fire burned away the darkness;
The man in black robes who was hidden in the night raised the huge scythe in his hand, as if he was the god of death coming from hell. The pure white followers and the dense light of the sword rushed away the overwhelming enemy.
They looked at humans silently, paving a way for humans in despair and darkness.
They watch humans silently, giving humans precious respite and opportunities amid the killing and chaos.
They come with great force and go quietly, like the wind rising and stopping, no one knows where they come from or where they return.
People call them:
Order maintainer.
They are the saviors of mankind.
And there is only one shadow behind them——
Wei Yue, a player and one of the survivors of "Endless Reincarnation": "You may not believe it. At first, I just wanted to eat fish, but now I just want to cook quietly."
Don't touch me, there will be no result. JPG
Purpose: Dreams need to be beautiful, live hard, and give yourself a candy