Ridiculous! Gin Is Working at My Noodle Shop

Gintoki was wounded and unconscious. When he opened his eyes again, his whole world had collapsed. Thanks for asking. I'm in China, broke, and I don't speak the language. The good news: He finally got away from those maddening undercover colleagues. The bad news: Now he's broke, deaf, and mute. Worse still, this world has no guns, no vodka, and not even an organization!!! Wait, what? Where's my huge organization gone??? All that's here is a noodle shop on the verge of closing and an owner who's so poor he can hear the coins rattle in his pockets. Shen Yu looks at the aloof silver-haired man with green eyes. "Dude, your cosplay... is pretty convincing, huh?" Gintoki: "…" (Reaches for a gun and grabs thin air.jpg) With no way back, Gintoki has no choice but to stay at the noodle shop for now. When he learns about this world, he's stunned. It feels like his entire worldview has taken a massive hit. He, Gintoki, the Black Organization's hardest-working employee, has diligently killed undercover agents for twenty years, only to find out he's an anime character?! After staying up all night to binge more than a hundred anime episodes about the organization, Gintoki is shattered.jpg That woman Vermouth was a traitor all along! Akai Shuichi is still alive?! Kir, Bourbon, and Scotch are all rats! Wait, what about that Kudo Shinichi... Didn't I poison him to death?! Good news 2.0: He exposed every rat in the organization! Bad news 2.0: He can't go back! To keep from starving, Gintoki is forced to get a job, and Shen Yu takes the opportunity to turn the shop into a Black Organization-themed noodle restaurant. Thanks to Gintoki's spot-on cosplay of himself, the restaurant becomes an instant hit with anime fans. One day, a blonde beauty comes into the shop. "Gin, you're actually waiting tables?" Gintoki: "Vermouth?" Just then, a familiar-looking hulk pushes open the door. "Big Bro!" Gintoki turns around, thrilled, only for the man to grab his hand. "I'm your fan! Could I get a picture with you?" Gintoki: "…" It's all fake! Every bit of it! Is there anything real in this world?! Pairing: Shen Yu, the noodle shop owner (a resilient, fun-loving boss) x Gintoki (a Top Killer forced to go straight) Also known as: About a Top Killer from the Black Organization Being Forced to Work in the Real World. Reading guide: 1. Gintoki may be out of character. Everyone's here to have fun. 2. It's a short story with a lighthearted, cheerful tone. 3. The description of Big Bro as broke, deaf, and mute refers to when he first arrives. He's not only penniless, he also can't understand Chinese or speak it :) If you like the sound of it, please add it to your collection, beauties. Sending love~ Note from 2023.2.22 Theme: Keep your head down, do your job, and get along