[Crossover] You Don't Seem Like an Ordinary Person Either

Everything in my life is average. The word "ordinary" might as well be written all over me. I have a cousin who made a name for himself at a young age, spent his youth hanging around crime scenes, and learned how to fly planes, shoot guns, and every other skill under the sun in just a few months in Hawaii.

When I was sixteen, I went out to dinner with my cousin's family. We walked into a murder case, and a birthday celebration turned into a scene of mourning.

When I was twenty-two, I came home from work one night and opened the door to find my cousin, who had woken up ten years younger, staring right back at me.

When I saw him rocket into the air on a skateboard and take down a criminal with a soccer ball, I could no longer pretend to be calm.

Please! Just let my life be a little more ordinary!

Theme: Love sports and stay healthy, but remember to protect your life.