[My new novel, I'm Also a First-Time Principal, is currently being serialized. The blurb is at the very bottom. If you're interested, come visit my author page and bookmark my new silly novel (not really).]
The long-abandoned amusement park in the eastern part of the city is reopening!!!
The news spread quickly throughout the city by word of mouth among the older generation.
The young people, hearing the name for the first time: Wait, we used to have an amusement park here???
After their elders filled them in on the park's glorious past, a group of young people dragged their families along and headed over, entirely unenthused. All they could think was, "Let's just call it a treat for our parents," "At worst, we'll waste a weekend," and "We can warn everyone else about it while we're at it." They hadn't expected...
"Did they use the same architect as that palace in the capital?"
"Did the investors build this amusement park as a palace?"
"There's a new beautiful view around every corner, with bridges and streams! This is amazing!!!"
"Holy crap, look! There's actually a lightness skill experience center here?!!!!"
"Is that the ability to walk on water?"
"I know this one! It's called Crossing the River on a Reed!!!"
The people keeping watch on the local travel forum, hoping to get firsthand information before deciding whether to bring their families, were left wondering: ...Where did everyone go?
At nine that evening, the person who had started the "Treat Your Parents" outing finally got home and quietly logged on to the forum. Three minutes later, a new post appeared on the forum homepage.
"About How My Mom Said She Wanted to Live in an Amusement Park When She Was a Kid"
Original poster: Honestly, now I want to live there too. [20 photos attached]
Comments 1–30: Holy crap!!!
On the amusement park's first night of business,
Leyou Park, feeling much livelier after absorbing plenty of emotional energy, lounged on the sofa, holding up a newly bought tablet and scribbling away.
"What theme should the next branch park have...?"
Blurb for I'm Also a First-Time Principal follows
When Ruan Xinghui had to leave, she received the most precious gift fate had to offer.
[Beep! The Starry Sky Education System is at your service!
Are you still worrying about your children's education?
Are you still concerned about your children's attitudes and values?
Are you still scratching your head over the future of the next generation?
Now! Right now! With the Starry Sky Education System, you can leave your worries behind!]
Ruan Xinghui: ...
What is this thing? Why does it sound so much like an ad???
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Starry Sky Academy
An academy that has "occupied" several mountains.
An academy that once had only ten teachers and students.
In less than twenty years, it became a behemoth in the field of education.
Everyone in the world knows that if you want to learn the most cutting-edge science and technology, go to Starry Sky!
If you want the best educational resources, go to Starry Sky!
If you want to get a wayward kid back on the right track, go to Starry Sky!
Of course,
Starry Sky doesn't accept just any student.
At Starry Sky's regular press conference, a blond reporter raised his hand to ask a question.
"Please, Principal Ruan, children in our country also want to study at Starry Sky. How can we get the qualifications to enroll?"
The foreign reporter's best effort at speaking Chinese was still rather awkward, bringing kind smiles to the faces of those around him.
Ruan Xinghui stood behind the podium and smiled gently.
"We're grateful for your students' recognition of and interest in Starry Sky Academy. All of our students and teachers are happy to welcome classmates from all over the world and provide them with a friendly, positive, safe, and healthy learning environment."
"However, I believe that language is the most important prerequisite for learning. All subjects at Starry Sky Academy, apart from foreign language classes, are taught entirely in Chinese. If your students can communicate in Chinese in everyday situations, they will meet the entry requirement."
"We'll publish detailed application instructions soon. Anyone interested can keep an eye on Starry Sky Academy's official website."
Three days later, Starry Sky Academy published the prerequisites for applications from international students.
1. Uphold the position of the Flower-Planting Nation and meet the academy's standards for moral character
2. Hold certificates with a score of at least Level 6 on the written Chinese proficiency test and Level 4 on the oral test
3. Be in good health and carry no infectious diseases
The dozen or so strict requirements left the Flower-Planting Nation students watching for fun dumbfounded.
"Well, things sure have changed in thirty years..."
"Starry Sky Academy is the best!"
"What do I do? My alma mater is making me so proud!"
Theme: Cultural confidence and a strong nation through culture.
Hahahahahaha, I laughed to death, but I really want to see the reactions of other onlookers!!!
Is the Zongbu God one real? Nine sons
DaDa, you are so great. Why are you so awesome? Your writing is so good. I really like it so much. Come on DaDa, I love you. Tweet. (Press my little paw, snap~)
When a celebrity edits, shouldn't he ask for his or her consent??? Is this possible under the banner of self-entertainment?
※Please collect the new book "The Showdown, I Will Become the Throne Tomorrow" ※Introduction↓ My father has always told me that he is just a scholar with little ability. The most he can do is keep me fed and clothed, and there is no need to think about anything else. He said that, and I just believed it. But recently, I have found that there are always some strangers wandering around my home. Although they are well disguised, the occasionally exposed collars still let me know that they are worth a lot of money. I ran to ask my dad. Unexpectedly, he smiled. I looked at his expression that looked like a devilish smile, and I thought to myself: "Filial piety comes first among all good deeds!" Then I heard him say: "Now that you have discovered it, I will show my hand." "I will ascend the throne tomorrow." Me: Is there another word called extermination of relatives for righteousness??? According to historical records, the rise of the Daheng dynasty was rooted in the father and son duo of Hengwen Sect and Hengwuzong, a glorious period known as the Anxing Age. After Hengwenzong ascended the throne in the first year of Yuan'an, the all-round and multi-field reform led by Hengwuzong, then the prince, officially began. Agriculture, science, commerce, industry, medicine, military affairs, and no field escaped the hands of the father and son. The forward-looking nature of the various measures is eye-catching, and the achievements achieved are also quite brilliant. From the beginning of the Anxing era, for more than three hundred years, one-third of the world's land was bathed in the same light of rule. Even later, the Heng Dynasty took the lead in taking the step from feudal society to modern society and established the first country where everyone was equal. One after another, future generations can't help but wonder: Among the father and son, there must be a time traveler, right? [A forum] Netizen A: Ahhhhh, Wu Zong is so handsome!!! The largest territory in history was conquered by him! Wu Zong is awesome!!!! Netizen B: Wenzong is the best!!! Without the solid foundation laid by Wenzong's agricultural and military reforms, what would Wu Zong's prodigal son do to conquer the country?!! Netizen C: Bah bah bah! What kind of prodigal son? It was clearly the reform suggestion given by Emperor Wu Zong to his father, but literary fans had the nerve to brag about it as their own record? Netizen D: Go to hell! The man surnamed Wu was only a few years old at the time, and he grew up in the village. How could he have so much knowledge to put forward those opinions? Wen Zong was not trying to put money on his son's face! Netizen E: Just a stranger, please correct me, Wu Zong's surname is not Wu, his surname is Lu. Also, didn't some people say that there must be a time traveler among them? If Wu Zong was a time traveler, it wouldn't be surprising to be able to do this. Netizen F: Then why can't it be Wenzong's time travel? In order to pave the way for his son, he placed it on Wu Zong Netizen G: I don't care, Anxing Shengshi is the best anyway!!!! PS: The protagonist is the only son and will inherit the throne in the future, so this is an infrastructure story that has been causing trouble since the crown prince period~
Alas, I feel like there is still a lot more that can be written.
Wuwuwuwuwu, I want to play it too. Is there any time traveler who fails to ascend to the fairy world and comes back to cut off the cause and effect? Or maybe someone who comes back from the interstellar space. Quickly travel back and become a god in the Western fantasy world. I want to play it. I want to play it. Wuwuwuwu
A tourist who successfully confessed his love: If you use my confession words to confess, do you have my consent? (Pointing)
Just follow the locals! Rush the duck!
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